PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Kimbo Slice (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Henry Dodger (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Kimbo Slice is staring across the cage at his opponent, tweaking his nipples... Tweaking his own nipples that is.

Slice
vs
Dodger

190 cm
25
270 lbs
1 - 0 - 0

194 cm
26
273 lbs
4 - 1 - 0

Decent wrestler
Solid boxing
Self confident

BJJ White Belt
Excellent boxer
Granite chin

Dimestar Athletics & Laundry
Unique Wear and Custom Design

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the super heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 1 - 0 - 0, fighting out of New York, Kimbo Slice!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 4 - 1 - 0, fighting out of New York, Henry Dodger!
The judges for this bout are Joseph Jones, Chad Campbell and Steve Montenegro.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
A jab lands there for Dodger.

Slice throws a loose over hand right and dives in with a double leg takedown. Dodger tries to sprawl but it's too late and the fighters hit the mat. Slice is in Dodger's guard.
We must be close to a standup if these guys don't pick up the pace.
Slice landing some decent shots from guard.
Slice throws a strike but Dodger rolls with it and manages to sweep. Now he's in guard on top.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.

Dodger stands and steps away. Slice gets to his feet too and we're back to the striking game.
Sloppy strikes from Dodger. Those never looked like landing.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Slice throws a looping left and ducks down for a takedown. He's got his arms around Dodger's waist but Dodger gets an underhook and avoids the takedown by throwing Slice off to one side.
Dodger misses with a few strikes there.
Dodger throws a jab, cross combination which is slipped

so Slice counters with a double leg into guard. Good agility.
A big thud reverberates around the arena there as Slice accidentally thumps the mat. Hopefully he's not broken his hand.
Dodger working the defensive guard well to avoid strikes from Slice.
Dodger wants to stand up but Slice is controlling him.
Dodger utilising some decent striking defenses from the guard, preventing the ground and pound.

That's one minute gone in the round.

Dodger is edging up against the cage. He's using the cage to get back to his feet. Nice work there - the fighters are clinched.
Slice is looking for a takedown up against the cage. Dodger gets underhooks though and prevents the takedown attempt.
Dodger digs a right hand into Slice's ribs. Those have got to be taking their toll on Slice's gas tank.

Dodger has clasped his hands together around Slice's back... aaand, he's got a takedown into side control. Nicely done.
Dodger scores with a couple of nice shots to the head there. The referee takes a look at Slice to see if he's OK.
Slice is trying to buck Dodger off.
Dodger lands an elbow.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Dodger trying to control the action but Slice is working from the bottom.
Slice could do with losing a few pounds - he looks very soft around the mid section, to put it politely.
Dodger fails to land a wild elbow strike.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Slice tries to escape but Dodger is in control.
Dodger is looking to take a break and control but Slice is keeping him honest, looking to work from the bottom.
Dodger postures up a little and throws a couple of hammerfists but they don't connect properly.
Dodger looking to punish the body of his opponent here but Slice is avoiding damage well.
Dodger is putting a hurting on Slice here, landing some big shots from side control.
Slice takes a big shot right to the temple there but he's taken it well.
The ground and pound from Dodger seems to be hitting the mat more than his opponent.
Dodger throws a strike aimed at the side of Slice's head but Slice avoids it well.
Dodger looking to punish the body of his opponent here but Slice is avoiding damage well.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Slice bucks up and tries to throw Dodger off but instead Dodger has got his back!
Dodger lands with a hammerfist to the side of Slice's head.
Dodger throwing wild punches that miss their target.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Watch the back of the head! Comes the shout from the referee towards Dodger.
Dodger is working the ground and pound here and the referee is taking a close look at Slice. He must escape soon or this one will be stopped.
Slice looking to stop the rear naked choke attempt by controlling the hands.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Dodger lands a massive shot to the side of Slice 's head and he's out cold! Dodger jumps to his feet and milks the crowd!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3:58 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Strikes). Henry Dodger!
Henry Dodger very nearly forgot to thank Unique Wear and Custom Design amongst all the excitement of his win but just as the interview came to a close, he screamed their name. Hopefully he'll get a few nice freebies in the mail as a thank you.