PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Billy Badonkadonk (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Antti Kristian Saatanainen (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). The key to victory for Billy Badonkadonk has got to be keeping the fight on the feet.

Badonkadonk
vs
Kristian Saatanainen

180 cm
26
260 lbs
6 - 7 - 0

196 cm
19
274 lbs
0 - 1 - 0

BJJ White Belt
Decent elbows
Experienced

Good takedowns
Basic striking
Solid chin

Hardcore Nutrition

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 6 - 7 - 0, fighting out of Amsterdam, Billy Badonkadonk!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 0 - 1 - 0, fighting out of London, Antti Kristian Saatanainen!
The judges for this bout are James Atkins, Colin Fotheringham and Donald Grub.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Badonkadonk tries to clinch up.
Saatanainen fails with a takedown attempt.
Badonkadonk wants to clinch.

The fight moves into the clinch position.
Badonkadonk misses with an elbow strike.
Saatanainen dodges an elbow strike from Badonkadonk.

Saatanainen escapes the clinch and we're back to striking.
Saatanainen shoots in and drives through. Badonkadonk sprawls well.
Badonkadonk tries to clinch up against the cage, rushing in the close the distance. Saatanainen manages to break the clinch and circles back to the middle of the mat.
Good exchange - Saatanainen coming out on top.
Saatanainen fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Badonkadonk manages to avoid it.
Nice sprawl there from Badonkadonk as Saatanainen shoots in.
Billy Badonkadonk has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Antti Kristian Saatanainen.

Badonkadonk has taken the fight to the clinch.
Saatanainen is working for takedown but Badonkadonk is calmly controlling the position for now.
Saatanainen has had enough of the clinch but Badonkadonk keeps him there for the moment.
Saatanainen lands on the inside with an uppercut.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Badonkadonk pushes off an throws an elbow but Saatanainen leans to the side and avoids it. We're back to clinching against the cage.
Badonkadonk throws an elbow but it's blocked.
Badonkadonk misses with an elbow over the top.

Saatanainen breaks the clinch.
Badonkadonk tries to clinch up but Saatanainen circles away and keeps his distance.

Saatanainen throws the overhand right but ducks down into a quick takedown attempt. Badonkadonk was covering up waiting for the punch and Saatanainen finishes the takedown easily into guard.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
The referee looks like he's ready to step in and stand the fighters back up.
Badonkadonk wants to stand up but Saatanainen is controlling him.
Saatanainen content to stall in guard here.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Badonkadonk is looking to get back to his feet but can't, whilst Saatanainen is controlling him.
Saatanainen landing with the ground and pound.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Saatanainen trying to land body shots but he keeps hitting the mat.
Saatanainen loading up with the ground and pound but he's missing more than he's landing in this flurry.
Badonkadonk on his back here. We all know that wrestlers don't like being on their back so let's see if Badonkadonk tries to get out of the position.
Saatanainen pushes down on Badonkadonk's leg and manages to get into half guard.
Saatanainen is pressing down on Badonkadonk's thigh, looking to free his foot. Badonkadonk is holding on for now.
Saatanainen perhaps working for something from half guard, or maybe not. It looks like he's just sitting there.
Saatanainen working over Badonkadonk with some ground and pound. Badonkadonk looks like he wants out of this position, which is understandable.
Badonkadonk wants to get back to his feet.
Saatanainen wants to lay and pray for a moment but Badonkadonk keeps working.
Saatanainen trying to mount his opponent but Badonkadonk defends it.
Saatanainen missing with some ground and pound from the half guard.
Saatanainen missing with the ground and pound from half guard.
Saatanainen wants to lay and pray for a moment but Badonkadonk keeps working.
Saatanainen thows a wild elbow that connects with the canvas.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Saatanainen slips a nice elbow through Badonkadonk's hands, connecting with Badonkadonk's forehead.
Badonkadonk looks like he's trying to stand up.
Badonkadonk trying desperately to get back to his feet here but he's not having any joy at all. He's going to tire himself out if he's not careful.
Saatanainen slows the pace down in half guard.
Saatanainen sitting in half guard, looking to land shots. Badonkadonk defending well though.
Saatanainen thumps the canvas. Not on purpose obviously - he just missed Badonkadonk's head.
Saatanainen lands a big shot. The thud that echoes around the arena is like music to the fans' ears.
Saatanainen is looking to take a break and control but Badonkadonk is keeping him honest, looking to work from the bottom.
Badonkadonk has hold of Saatanainen's hands but Saatanainen slips his arm to the side and lands an elbow.
Saatanainen not landing any meaningful shots this time.
Badonkadonk knows he needs to get back to his feet asap. He's simply no match for Saatanainen on the ground.
Saatanainen is keeping good posture, landing some ground and pound.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Saatanainen wants to lay and pray for a moment but Badonkadonk keeps working.
Badonkadonk is trying to stand up here but Saatanainen is controlling him well.
Saatanainen throwing shots but Badonkadonk is blocking nicely.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Badonkadonk is not content to let Saatanainen control the position.
Saatanainen stalling.
Badonkadonk is trying to stand up here but Saatanainen is controlling him well.
Saatanainen not throwing his punches with enough precision this time.
Saatanainen takes a deep breath and rests his weight momentarily on top of his opponent, to control the position.
Both fighters really going for it on the ground here!
Saatanainen drops an elbow to the side of Badonkadonk's head.
Saatanainen lands strikes from half guard.
Badonkadonk keeping his head moving to avoid the ground and pound.
Badonkadonk avoiding damage under a succession of punches from Saatanainen.
Saatanainen is trying to control. Badonkadonk wants to improve his position but can't escape this time.
Saatanainen not throwing his punches with enough precision this time.
Saatanainen lands strikes from half guard.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Badonkadonk pushes Saatanainen off looking to stand but Saatanainen dives back in and keeps control.
Badonkadonk might be looking to lock onto one of his opponent's long limbs for a submission, whilst we're on the ground.
Saatanainen trying to control from half guard but Badonkadonk is working away.
Badonkadonk is in trouble now - Saatanainen has advanced to mount!
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Antti Kristian Saatanainen dominated that round.
Well, the break between rounds is over. Let's get back to the scrappin!

Saatanainen avoids the clinch attempt nicely.
Saatanainen fails with a takedown attempt.
Saatanainen scores with the left hand. Badonkadonk knows he should have avoided that one.
Saatanainen throws a combination but it was largely blocked by Badonkadonk.
Badonkadonk on the wrong end of a nice hook.
Badonkadonk stuffs the takedown.

Saatanainen gets caught on his heels momentarily as he allows Badonkadonk to score an easy takedown into full guard.
Saatanainen doesn't do any damage with a couple of strikes from the bottom.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Saatanainen tries to land a sweep but no joy.
Saatanainen trying to keep a closed guard but Badonkadonk is proving a slippery customer.
Saatanainen tries to land a sweep but no joy.
Badonkadonk showing good wrestling skills to control the position.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Badonkadonk trying to control but Saatanainen is working from the bottom.
The referee looks like he's ready to step in and stand the fighters back up.

The ref stands the fighters back up because Billy Badonkadonk just wasn't active enough.

Badonkadonk closes the distance and gets a trip takedown into side control. Saatanainen quickly recovers to half guard.
Saatanainen moves into full guard.
Saatanainen has a closed guard, preventing Badonkadonk from standing up.
Saatanainen has the superior BJJ but he's also working some ground strikes into his gameplan.
Saatanainen trying to strike from the bottom but really, it's not the best position to be doing that from!
Saatanainen wants to sweep here but Badonkadonk controlling him for the moment.
Saatanainen doesn't do any damage with a couple of strikes from the bottom.
Badonkadonk wanted to stand there but Saatanainen had control of the position.

Badonkadonk gets to his feet - Saatanainen follows without any prompting.
Both fighters are absolutely exhausted here.

Badonkadonk drives through and clinches with Saatanainen against the cage.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Badonkadonk has Saatanainen pressed against the cage, preventing Saatanainen from circling away and getting back to striking at range.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Badonkadonk throws an elbow but it misses.
Saatanainen lands a right hand.
Badonkadonk throws an elbow but it's blocked.
Badonkadonk pushes off an throws an elbow but Saatanainen leans to the side and avoids it. We're back to clinching against the cage.

Saatanainen has double underhooks and is working for a body lock takedown. He's got it. The fighters land in half guard but Badonkadonk regains guard immediately.
Badonkadonk has momentary wrist control but Saatanainen slips an elbow through the middle.
Saatanainen working from the guard for now, landing some ground and pound.
Saatanainen is working the ground and pound from guard. He might want to try advancing position though to get more of an impact.
Saatanainen advances to half guard.
Antti Kristian Saatanainen has got the better of the ground game so far.
Saatanainen looks to score some points with some ground and pound.
Saatanainen is nestled in close to Badonkadonk, controlling him well. He's worked in a nice elbow to the side of the head as well, for good measure.

Badonkadonk is rocked!
Saatanainen is sitting in half guard. He's postured up and lands a nice elbow. Oh, Badonkadonk is hurt! He's hurt bad - Saatanainen fires away with more strikes and the referee jumps in to save Badonkadonk from any more punishment! Congratulations to Saatanainen! Great finish!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3:58 of round 2, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Antti Kristian Saatanainen!
A relieved looking Antti Kristian Saatanainen thanked the fans for their support and gave the usual line about them being amazing. They seemed to believe that he actually meant it.