PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a light heavyweight MMA rules bout between Rodney Blake (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Chuck Fuck Tito (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Rodney Blake has the better chin. Will he look to stand and bang today?

Blake
vs
Fuck Tito

183 cm
26
210 lbs
12 - 8 - 0

190 cm
34
221 lbs
22 - 11 - 1

Good wrestling
World class boxer
Cardio machine

Good wrestler
World class MT
Good gas tank

Syndicate Nutrition

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the light heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 12 - 8 - 0, fighting out of Hilo, Rodney Blake!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 22 - 11 - 1, fighting out of Sydney, Chuck Fuck Tito!
The judges for this bout are Summer Carpenter, Hugh Johnson and Donatello Bradman.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Fuck Tito's jab looks to have found its range, popping Blake under the eye.
Fuck Tito throws a head kick but Blake moves out of range.
A big left from Fuck Tito misses.
Blake shakes his hands off, looking to compose himself, but takes a jab to the jaw whilst he does it.
Fuck Tito stumbles momentarily as he takes a strong leg kick from Blake.
Fuck Tito misses with an uppercut.
Blake throws a big shot that misses.
Wow, both these guys are really going for it!
A telegraphed right hand from Fuck Tito misses the target.
Blake slips under a jab.
Blake is looking to chop away at Fuck Tito's legs.
Blake avoids a kick to the body.
Fuck Tito uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Blake.
Fuck Tito uses good footwork to get in and out, landing a nice hook.
Blake swings for the body but Fuck Tito moves out of range.
Fuck Tito looks to score with a jab to the body but Blake is just out of range.
Fuck Tito defending well as Blake loads up on a big left hand.
Fuck Tito fakes and then throws a beautiful body shot. Blake looks a bit winded and takes a step backwards to take a breath.
Blake lands with a nice body punch.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Blake takes a shot right to the liver - Bas would have been proud of that punch.
Blake motions for Fuck Tito to come forward. Blake throws a leg kick but it misses it's target.
Fuck Tito fakes low and throws an overhand right that catches Blake on the side of the head.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Blake throws a chopping leg kick but Fuck Tito manages to avoid taking any serious damage.
Blake avoids the body shot from Fuck Tito.
Blake ducks low and lands a nice hook to the body of his opponent.
Rodney Blake seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Blake throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Nice defenses there by Fuck Tito.
Fuck Tito checks a leg kick nicely.
Blake throws the left hand but Fuck Tito avoids the punch easily.
Fuck Tito scores with a shot to the body.
Blake throws a nice inside leg kick.
Blake lands a nice shot that snaps Fuck Tito's head back.

It looks like Chuck Fuck Tito has been cut.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Like a baseball bat into the meat of his leg there - nice leg kick by Blake.
Blake misses with a two punch combination.
Fuck Tito dips down and scores with a jab to the body.
Blake moves away from the strike by Fuck Tito.
Nice defenses there by Fuck Tito.
Fuck Tito avoids the body shot from Blake.
Fuck Tito finds nothing but air with that leg kick attempt.
Blake looks to throw the jab but Fuck Tito is out of range.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Fuck Tito is on the wrong end of a nice combination from Blake.
Fuck Tito pivots as if he's going to throw a leg kick but stops half way.
Fuck Tito uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Blake.
Fuck Tito throws the left hand but Blake avoids the punch easily.
Fuck Tito uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Blake.
Blake throws a body punch but Fuck Tito moves out of range.
Blake misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Fuck Tito.
Fuck Tito takes a swing at Blake's ribcage but misses.
Fuck Tito connects with a nice looking jab.
Blake throws a leg kick but Fuck Tito moved away.
Blake is looking to wear down Fuck Tito with body shots, infact he's throwing more body shots than head shots at the moment.
Fuck Tito scores with a big left there. The judges will like that one.
Blake scores with a decent looking hook.

Blake darts in and clinches Fuck Tito up against the cage.
Blake scores with a shot to the side of Fuck Tito's head.
Blake doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
Blake doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
A shot in the inside from Blake.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Blake.
Blake tries to circle away but Fuck Tito has him pinned against the cage.
Blake fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Blake fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Blake misses with a punch on the inside.
Fuck Tito blocking some punches.
Fuck Tito's corner are urging him to control the action in the clinch for a moment, rather than mount any serious offense. I'm sure the crowd appreciate those instructions... not.
Blake working aggressively here.
Fuck Tito leaning his opponent against the cage.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Fuck Tito.
A nice right hand lands inside from Fuck Tito.
Fuck Tito misses with a punch to the body.
Fuck Tito blocks a punch to the side of the head.
Fuck Tito blocks a punch to the side of the head.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Fuck Tito goes for a takedown in the clinch but Blake prevents it.
Blake lands a right hand.
Fuck Tito has dropped down and is looking to force the takedown but it's defended by Blake after a bit of a struggle.
Blake lands a right hand that snaps the head of Fuck Tito backwards.
Fuck Tito throws a head punch that misses.
Fuck Tito doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
Blake throws a punch but it's blocked by Fuck Tito.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Fuck Tito lands with a quick shot inside that doesn't really do much damage.
Blake throws a blind hook that connects with the side of Fuck Titos head.
Fuck Tito scores with a shoulder strike.
Fuck Tito is trying to slow down the pace in the clinch, to catch his breath.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Blake.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Blake working aggressively here.
Blake is pressed up against the cage. Fuck Tito has hold of a leg and is looking to drag Blake down to the mat. Blake avoids the attempt though and has circled away. We're back to striking at a distance.
Rodney Blake has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Chuck Fuck Tito.
Blake ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Fuck Tito moves away.
Fuck Tito comes forward and lands a shot to the body, then darts back out of range.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Rodney Blake dominated that round.
The cut man is working on Chuck Fuck Tito's cut.
The fighters' corners scream their final instructions, as the referee calls time. Here we go, back to the action!

Blake throws a body punch but Fuck Tito moves out of range.
Blake takes a swing at Fuck Tito's ribcage but misses.
Fuck Tito listening to his corner there, landing a nice uppercut.
Fuck Tito moves out of range as Blake strikes.
Blake lands a head shot.
Fuck Tito scores with a shot to the body.
Blake darts in trying to clinch
and Fuck Tito counters with a lovely straight right hand!
Blake lands a leg kick. The shin dug right into the meat of the thigh.
Fuck Tito connects nicely with a jab. Noted by the judges no doubt.
Fuck Tito keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Blake cracks a nice hook into Fuck Tito's ribs.
Blake closes the distance looking to clinch
and Fuck Tito counters with a three punch combination, finished off with a leg kick. Nice work.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Fuck Tito throws a jab but it's blocked by Blake.
Blake dodges the punch combination from Fuck Tito.
Blake misses with a leg kick.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Fuck Tito misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Fuck Tito uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Blake.
Blake throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Blake throws a leg kick but Fuck Tito sees it coming and checks it nicely.
Blake throws a low kick but it's checked well by Fuck Tito.
Blake punishes Fuck Tito's body with a nice straight punch.
Blake finds nothing but air with that leg kick attempt.
Blake fakes a jab and then connects with a hook.
Blake is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by Fuck Tito.
Blake swings away but doesn't land with a series of punches.
Fuck Tito avoids the clinch attempt nicely.
Fuck Tito checks a leg kick nicely.
Blake ducks low and lands a nice hook to the body of his opponent.
Fuck Tito throws out a token jab with nothing on it.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Blake uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from Fuck Tito.
Blake moving in and out of range nicely, whilst landing the scoring shot.

Fuck Tito is rocked!

That's two minutes gone in the round.

Blake closes the distance and clinches.
Fuck Tito is still on wobbly legs! Can Blake finish him?
Blake misses with some punches.
Fuck Tito struggles to land a body shot inside as Blake controls his hands.
Blake tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Fuck Tito tries to work over Blake's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
Fuck Tito blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
Fuck Tito blocking some punches.
A head punch on the inside from Fuck Tito fails to land.
Blake doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
Fuck Tito blocks an uppercut.
Fuck Tito blocks an uppercut.

Blake's corner calls for him to break the clinch, which he does.
Fuck Tito is wiping some vaseline out of his eye. Blake doesn't give a rats ass about fair play and cracks him with a massive hook to the side of the head! Fuck Tito crumples to the floor out cold! The cornerman is going to be in Fuck Tito's bad books for that mishap!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:22 of round 2, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). Rodney Blake!
A very excited looking Rodney Blake made sure he remembered to thank all the fans both in the arena and on the internet. He said all the coolest people spend all day on MMA websites, which got a big reaction.