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Coming up we have a welterweight MMA rules bout between M C Hammer (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Garrosh Hellscream (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Hammer comes to the cage accompanied by M.C. Hammer: U Cant Touch This. Hellscream is bouncing up and down as he enters the arena, backed by War March. On his way into the cage it seems that M C Hammer has been attacked by a crazed fan! It looks like it might have been the just bleed guy! Luckily M C Hammer seems to be OK! I thought that lunatic was in prison!?
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171 lbs
26 - 10 - 0 |
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225 cm
28
185 lbs
13 - 9 - 0 |
Good wrestling
World class boxer
Insanely flexible |
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Good wrestler
World class boxer
Good gas tank |
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the welterweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
26 - 10 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, M C Hammer!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
13 - 9 - 0, fighting out of Hilo, Garrosh Hellscream!
The judges for this bout are Josh West, Roger Salmon and Micheangelo Fripello.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Hammer misses with a low kick.
M C Hammer seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Hellscream is looking to clinch.
Hammer misses with an uppercut
and Hellscream connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.
Hammer looks to score with a jab to the body but Hellscream is just out of range.
Hellscream avoids the body shot from Hammer.
Hammer has managed to clinch.
Hammer is trying to wear down his opponent with knees to the body.
Hammer throws a vicious knee straight up the middle but Hellscream blocks it with crossed arms.
Hammer lands a right uppercut that snaps the head of Hellscream backwards.
Hellscream lands with a short shot to the head.
Hellscream misses with some punches.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Hellscream.
Hellscream throws a hook to the body. More of an arm punch but it's all scoring with the judges.
Hellscream is a painfully thin specimen of a man. You do wonder whether a good body kick would snap him clean in two.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Hellscream misses with the head strike.
Hammer lands an uppercut.
Hammer working aggressively here.
Hellscream blocks a body shot from Hammer.
Hammer softening up his opponent with strikes, against the cage.
Hammer struggles to land a body shot inside as Hellscream controls his hands.
Hammer lands a good knee to the midsection. Hellscream won't want to take too many of those.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Hellscream misses with some punches.
Hammer tries to throw a body punch but Hellscream avoids it by throwing Hammer back against the cage.
Hellscream blocks an uppercut.
Hellscream lands an uppercut.
Nice body punch from Hellscream - that landed with a thud.
Hammer is trying to stall.
Hammer's head jolts backwards as he takes an uppercut right on the button!
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Hellscream.
Hellscream lands a shoulder strike that jolts his opponent's head backwards.
Hammer lands with a quick shot inside that doesn't really do much damage.
Hellscream lands a body punch.
Hellscream tries to work over Hammer's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
Hammer working hard to break the clinch.
Hellscream doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
Hammer blocks a punch to the side of the head.
Hammer misses with a hook to the ribs.
Hellscream misses with a shot to the kidneys.
A hook to the body from Hammer.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Good anti-grappling being displayed by Hellscream as Hammer tries to tie him up.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Hellscream misses with some punches.
Hammer taking a break, stalling in the clinch.
Hammer has a couple of punches blocked by Hellscream.
A nice right hand lands inside from Hammer.
Hellscream misses with a punch to the body.
Hammer trying to land knees to the body.
Hellscream can't find room to land a body shot as Hammer controls the action.
Hammer misses with the head strike.
Hammer tries a knee to the head but he's missed.
Hammer presses Hellscream against the cage and delivers a mid-strength body shot.
Hammer misses with a punch to the body.
Hellscream tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
Hammer lands a nice looking hook to the body, against the cage.
Hammer lands a nice uppercut.
Hellscream lands with a short head shot on the inside.
Hellscream blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
Hellscream on the defensive, avoiding the knees to the body.
Hammer prevents a body shot from Hellscream.
Hellscream misses with a shot to the kidneys.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Hellscream blocks an uppercut.
Hammer with an attempt at a knee that misses.
Hammer tries a body shot but Hellscream blocks it.
Hellscream blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
Hammer blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
Hellscream doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
Hellscream can't find room to land a body shot as Hammer controls the action.
Hammer swings wildly with an uppercut but Hellscream uses good head movement to avoid it.
Hellscream tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Hammer's elbow.
Hammer tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
Hammer working on landing some head shots here - that one got through nicely.
Hellscream misses with a shot to the kidneys.
Hellscream throws a hook to the body. More of an arm punch but it's all scoring with the judges.
Hammer wants to stall.
Hammer scores with a shoulder strike.
Hammer tries to land a knee to the head but misses.
Hellscream blocks a knee to the body. He'll have a nicely bruised forearm in the morning.
Hellscream blocks an uppercut.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Hammer scores with an uppercut up the middle.
Hellscream is rocked!
A right hook to the body lands for Hammer.
Hellscream tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
Hellscream lands a shot to the body.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Hellscream tries a body shot but Hammer blocks it.
Hammer blocks a punch to the side of the head.
Hellscream doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
Hammer lands a short shot on the inside that snaps the head of Hellscream backwards.
Hellscream is still on wobbly legs! Can Hammer finish him?
Hammer lands a shoulder strike.
Hellscream struggles to land a body shot inside as Hammer controls his hands.
Hammer prevents a body shot from Hellscream.
Hammer using the Thai plumb to throw knees but Hellscream has his back arched nicely, preventing the strike.
Hammer misses with a short punch on the inside.
Hammer has a couple of punches blocked by Hellscream.
Hellscream misses with a hook to the ribs.
A knee to the head by Hammer.
Hellscream takes a knee to the side of the body.
Hammer breaks from the clinch.
Hammer doesn't manage to clinch there - Hellscream circles away.
A head kick by Hammer misses
and Hellscream counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head.
The fight moves into the clinch position.
Hammer lands punches inside but they're not really causing much damage.
Hammer doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Hammer lands an uppercut.
Hammer pushes off and circles away, back to the middle of the mat.
Hammer drops Hellscream with a straight left! Oh this is bad for Hellscream! Hammer dives in and starts dropping bombs - the referee has no choice but to step in and save him!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 4:53 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). M C Hammer!
M C Hammer seemed lost for words in his post fight interview but he remembered to thank his fans and directed everyone to his website.
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energy
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hype
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pop
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mgr
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FIGHT
RATING
86% |
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