PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a lightweight MMA rules bout between Bonhomme Sept Heures (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Urijah Faber (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Sept Heures kept the crowd waiting but all that was forgotten when his ring entrance music started. The incomparable musical genius that is Monster Mash. Faber has chosen Motörhead - King of Kings as his entrance music. Over to our ring announcer for the fighter introductions!

Sept Heures
vs
Faber

164 cm
26
165 lbs
11 - 9 - 0

168 cm
23
155 lbs
9 - 6 - 0

BJJ Brown Belt
Excellent MT
Insanely flexible

BJJ Purple Belt
Excellent boxer
Granite chin

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the lightweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 11 - 9 - 0, fighting out of Sydney, Bonhomme Sept Heures!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 9 - 6 - 0, fighting out of Sydney, Urijah Faber!
The judges for this bout are Hugh Johnson, Skip Squint and Bruno Hogan.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Sept Heures lands a nice looking kick to the body. Faber takes a step back to recover.
Faber throws a combination but it was largely blocked by Sept Heures.

Sept Heures shoots in and scores a nice double leg takedown into half guard.
The referee must be thinking about standing these guys back up.
Faber is looking for a sweep. Sept Heures is wise to his cunning plan and keeps the top position.

Sept Heures is looking for a kimura. It's going to be difficult to finish that from half guard though and Faber defends it well.

Sept Heures is trying to work for a kimura. This could be trouble! No, Faber has managed to free his arm - good work.

Faber is looking to sinch up a guillotine here but Sept Heures pulls his head out easily.
Sept Heures passes to side control.
Both fighters really going for it on the ground here!
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.

Sept Heures is trying to get an arm triangle but Faber is defending well.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Sept Heures advances nicely into full mount.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Faber is looking to get to half guard.

Sept Heures wants to finish this one by submission but Faber is holding onto his waist, trying to prevent any attacks from Sept Heures.
Faber is in all sorts of trouble here.

Faber defends a decent attempt at a guillotine from Sept Heures.
Faber trying desperately to get to his feet.

Sept Heures wants to finish this one by submission but Faber is holding onto his waist, trying to prevent any attacks from Sept Heures.

Sept Heures stands up from mount. Strange move.
This has been an exciting period of action!

Faber clinches up with Sept Heures and pushes him back against the cage.

Faber jumps guard and drags Sept Heures to the mat. He's obviously going to be looking for submissions off his back.

Sept Heures stands up and waves to Faber to follow him.

That's two minutes gone in the round.

Sept Heures gets caught on his heels momentarily as he allows Faber to score an easy takedown into full guard.

Faber drops back looking for a leg! Sept Heures is in trouble here! The fighters roll with the hold and Sept Heures manages to kick Faber off! Faber jumps back into Sept Heures's guard.

Sept Heures has his feet on Faber's thighs here. He's pushed Faber off and worked for a very quick armbar from the bottom! He's flipped onto his stomach and he's cranking hard on the arm! Faber screams in pain and taps out! This one is all over!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:41 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (Armbar). Bonhomme Sept Heures!
During a confident post fight interview, Bonhomme Sept Heures thanked all his fans. He seemed very genuine when describing how motivated his fans keep him.