PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a lightweight MMA rules bout between Ronald Donald (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Jones Zica (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Donald comes to the cage accompanied by Mac Miller - Donald Trump . Zica is bobbing his head along to his entrance song: Master of Puppets by Metallica. Both fighters look fresh as a daisy as they make their way towards the cage.

Donald
vs
Zica

176 cm
21
160 lbs
6 - 2 - 0

180 cm
33
162 lbs
12 - 7 - 1

Good wrestling
Counter fighter
Granite chin

Good wrestler
Excellent MT
Heavy handed

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the lightweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 6 - 2 - 0, fighting out of Tokyo, Ronald Donald!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 12 - 7 - 1, fighting out of Montreal, Jones Zica!
The judges for this bout are Yves DeLean, Steve Smith and William Peck.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Zica stalks Donald and leaps in with a furious combination of punches. Uppercuts and crosses smash into Donald's face. Donald staggers backwards, shaken.
Zica misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Donald.
Zica moves in looking to clinch but Donald pushes him off.

Zica moves into the clinch.
Zica tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Zica throws a head punch that misses.
Donald tries a body shot but Zica blocks it.
Zica misses with a punch to the body.

Zica breaks from the clinch.
Zica throws a series of strikes that have Donald backpedaling.
Donald throws a combination but comes up with nothing but fresh air.
A punch lands to the side of Donald 's head but he takes it in his stride.
Zica looks to score with a combo but nothing lands.
A big right from Zica misses.
Zica throws the left hand but Donald avoids the punch easily.
Donald takes a shot to the eye socket. That's gotta hurt.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Zica throws a right and a left that both miss.
A big left from Zica misses.
Donald shapes like he's going to throw a leg kick but settles back down.
Jones Zica is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
Zica loads up on a big right hand but Donald slips the punch.
Zica lands a nice shot that snaps Donald's head back.
Zica tries to clinch but Donald is having none of it.
Zica is looking to take this fight into the clinch.
Donald takes a body kick right on the floating rib. Ouchie.
Zica wings a very wild body shot but it does the job and lands to the midsection.

Zica closes the distance and clinches.

Zica breaks from the clinch.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Zica stooping low to avoid any incoming strikes and then lunges in with an uppercut come cross that lands flush.
Donald fails with a takedown attempt from distance.
Zica connects with a hook to the side of his opponent's head.
Zica throws a looping overhand right but Donald ducks down to avoid it.
Donald fails miserably with a takedown attempt.
Zica throws an ugly left hook that misses

and Donald counters with a nice double leg into half guard.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
It looks like the ref is thinking about a standup.

Donald is looking for a kimura but Zica is holding onto that half guard position, so it's hard for Donald to get the leverage.
Donald trying to advance position but Zica counters by regaining guard.
Donald pressing down on his opponent's thigh, looking to pass guard. Zica is keeping the position for now.
Donald won't allow Zica to get back to his feet.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Donald passes Zica's right leg, so he's now in half guard.

Donald is thinking about going for an arm triangle but he can't free his leg.

Donald is trying for a guillotine from the top but the pressure isn't in the right place so Zica is just riding it out for now. Donald eventually gives up the hold.
Zica won't allow Donald to pass to mount.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Donald passes to side control.
Zica is looking for a sweep.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
Donald tries to advance to mount but can't.
Sloppy strikes there by Donald.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Jones Zica dominated that round.
That's time! Donald's corner gives him a slap on the ass as he gets ready to fight.

Zica throws a big shot that misses.
Zica swings wildly with a hook that is half blocked by Donald.
Donald uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from Zica.
Zica tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Donald slips a straight right by Zica.
A slow jab from Zica misses its intended target.
Donald moves out of range as Zica strikes.
Zica throws a big shot that misses.
The fighters are starting to perspire pretty heavily.
Donald staying out of range there.
Donald tries to score with a leg kick but it misses it's target.
A punch combination from Zica misses.
Donald slips under a jab.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Zica misses with a lunging right hand

and Donald counters with a takedown into side control.

Donald tries for an arm triangle. That looks pretty tight to me. Is this one over!?! Possibly, maybe, no Donald has let go of the choke. Obviously it wasn't as tight as we thought!

Donald goes for an armbar! This could be all over! Wait, no, Zica rolls with the submission and now he's on top in Donald's guard! Nice work there by Zica!

Donald has a loose triangle. He'll be looking to tighten that up but Zica can see exactly what he's planning and manages to posture up and free himself.
Donald manages to sweep nicely, so he's now on top. Zica manages to get himself to full guard.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Donald wants to control from the top but Zica keeps moving.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Donald stands up and looks to throw the legs aside to pass to side control. Zica swivels though and keeps the full guard.

Donald drops back looking for a heel hook - he quickly realises he's not going to get it but Zica manages to dive on top of him before he can escape and now Donald has Zica in his guard.

That's three minutes gone in the round.

Donald looking to try and escape his hips here, looking for a submission. It looks like he's going for a triangle but Zica is defending well. Donald quickly switches to an armbar and extends the arm! Zica has no choice but to tap, to a very quick submission! Wow, that was lightning fast! Donald celebrates on the cage, with the crowd.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3:23 of round 2, we have a winner by way of Submission (Armbar). Ronald Donald!
Our winner, Ronald Donald, made sure he spent some time buttering up the crowd during his post fight interview, which will no doubt bring him a few more fans.