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Coming up we have a featherweight kickboxing rules bout between Mario Maci (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Sack Turds (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Mario Maci has a significant reach advantage - let's see if he can make it count.
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145 lbs
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153 lbs
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Good kicks
KO power
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the featherweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
1 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Amsterdam, Mario Maci!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
3 - 3 - 0, fighting out of Tokyo, Sack Turds!
The judges for this bout are Shigeki Fujiwara, Shigeki Sano and Hirohito Nitta.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Turds with a nice looking leg kick. You could hear that one land in a back row.
Maci throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Maci has closed the distance and engaged Turds in a clinch.
Turds throws a punch but it's blocked by Maci.
Turds escapes the clinch and we're back to striking.
Maci clinches up against the ropes.
Maci trying to land knees to the body.
Maci blocks an elbow strike from Turds.
Turds tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Maci's elbow.
Turds keeps control of Maci as he tries to wriggle out of the double underhooks.
Turds prevents Maci from breaking the clinch.
Turds tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
Turds digs a right hand underneath Maci's ribcage. Maci let out a lung full of air as it connected.
Maci breaks the clinch.
Good work by Maci as he checks the leg kick.
Turds is looking to land body kicks.
Maci throws a leg kick that is checked
and Turds counters with a thumping low kick.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Turds misses with a jab and misses with a cross straight after too.
Maci tries to close the distance and clinch up against the ropes but Turds paws at him with a jab and circles away.
Turds misses with a double jab.
Turds looks to land a combination but Maci avoids it well.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Maci fails in his attempt to clinch.
Turds walks forward and throws out a flicking leg kick. Maci checks it nicely though, as he moves to the side.
Turds swats away the attempt to clinch by Maci.
Maci really does look like a pencil wearing a pair of gloves. Let's hope he has a gameplan to suit that ridiculous body shape.
Maci fakes with an overhand right and moves in to clinch with Turds, pushing him back against the ropes.
Turds lands a body punch in the clinch.
Turds is looking to control Maci's arms but Maci gets an underhook and turns him. Now Turds has his back to the ropes.
Maci breaks the clinch and we're back to striking at distance.
Turds loads up on a big right hand but Maci slips the punch.
Maci clinches up against the ropes.
Maci pushes off and circles away, back to the middle of the mat.
Maci has his head slapped from side to side by a 3 punch combination. That must have hurt him.
Maci throws the left hand but Turds avoids the punch easily.
Turds loads up on a big right hand but Maci slips the punch.
Maci has taken the fight to the clinch.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Maci working hard to break the clinch.
Both guys are working to get underhooks.
Maci has had enough of the clinch but Turds keeps him there for the moment.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Maci manages to break the clinch.
Turds throws a head kick that misses.
A telegraphed right hand from Turds misses the target.
Maci takes a shot to the body in his stride.
Maci throws a two punch combo that lands nicely.
Nice defenses there by Maci.
Turds lands a kick to the ribs of his opponent. Nice work there - in and out in a flash.
Turds fakes a jab and throws a low kick but Maci checks it well.
Turds moves into range and lands a nice leg kick.
Maci misses with a jab and misses with a cross straight after too.
Maci is breathing heavily.
Turds keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Maci tried to score with a low kick but Turds checks it.
A chopping leg kick lands by Turds.
Turds lands with a good body shot.
Maci misses with a two punch combination.
Turds chopping away at his opponent's legs.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Turds lands a lovely overhand right.
Maci takes a thudding leg kick, right into the meat of the thigh.
Turds fakes a jab and scores with a low kick.
A nice inside leg kick there by Turds. That's going to slow Maci down.
A good leg kick by Turds.
Maci takes one on the chin but keeps coming.
Turds connects with a body shot that sends Maci's belly button to the back.
Mario Maci seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Turds with a nice looking leg kick. You could hear that one land in a back row.
Turds lands a nice leg kick that just misses Maci's sensitive parts.
Turds lands with a nice low kick. That'll leave a bruise.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Turds cracks the inside of Maci's front leg.
Turds lands a straight punch to the body, keeping Maci at a distance.
Turds changes levels and scores with a jab to the body.
Maci walks forward, straight into a front kick from Turds.
Maci chopped to the floor by a nice leg kick but he springs right back up before Turds can pounce on him.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Maci on the receiving end of a decent leg kick there by Turds. Turds obviously looking to wear him down.
Maci walks straight into an uppercut. Luckily it didn't land flush.
Maci takes one to the chin there.
Turds lands with a hook. Maci tried to avoid it but it clipped the top of his head.
Maci takes a jab on the nose there. A little bit of blood seems to be coming out. Hopefully that won't affect his breathing.
Maci is rocked!
Maci tries to get into range but Turds steps to the side and lands a beautiful hook that drops Maci! He's faceplanted into the mat, ass in the air... he's out cold! That's an image he won't want to show his grandkids when he gets older! Turds scores the big KO victory!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 4:26 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). Sack Turds!
During a confident post fight interview, Sack Turds thanked all his fans. He seemed very genuine when describing how motivated his fans keep him.
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energy
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hype
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pop
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