PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a light heavyweight MMA rules bout between BitchFace PoopyPants (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Franklin Marshall (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Marshall has chosen Ticon - Back to basic as his entrance music. Over to our ring announcer for the fighter introductions!

PoopyPants
vs
Marshall

197 cm
23
223 lbs
7 - 1 - 0

198 cm
19
212 lbs
4 - 1 - 0

BJJ Purple Belt
Great elbows
Insanely flexible

Good takedowns
Basic striking
Solid chin

$100
KAISER

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 5 rounds, for the light heavyweight championship of the world!
Introducing the champion to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 7 - 1 - 0, fighting out of London, BitchFace PoopyPants!
And introducing the challenger to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 4 - 1 - 0, fighting out of London, Franklin Marshall!
The judges for this bout are Phil Schofield, Sam Margolis and Richard Clark.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Marshall misses with a takedown attempt. He shot from a bit too far out.
Marshall changes levels and looks for a double leg takedown. PoopyPants tries to avoid it but Marshall manages to keep hold of a leg and drag PoopyPants to the ground. PoopyPants escapes though and pops straight back up to his feet.
PoopyPants swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.
PoopyPants connects with a nice looking jab.
Marshall is looking to clinch.
Marshall moves in looking to clinch but PoopyPants pushes him off.
Marshall steps to the side to avoid the strikes from PoopyPants.
PoopyPants bobs and weaves and unloads with a good uppercut.
Marshall slips under a jab from PoopyPants.
PoopyPants uses good footwork to get in and out and land a nice right hand before Marshall has time to react.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.

Marshall gets in close and instigates a clinch.

PoopyPants breaks from the clinch.

PoopyPants drops Marshall with a beautiful combination! Marshall stares up at his opponent, who ushers him back to his feet - PoopyPants is looking for the KO!

Marshall is rocked!

It looks like Franklin Marshall has been cut.
Marshall shoots in and drives through. PoopyPants sprawls well.
Marshall is still on wobbly legs! Can PoopyPants finish him?
BitchFace PoopyPants has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Franklin Marshall.
A looping hook to the body misses from PoopyPants. Marshall does a little dance to reset his feet.
Marshall seems to have recovered his senses.
Marshall slips under a jab.
Marshall fails with a takedown attempt.

Marshall closes the distance and after a bit of a stuggle, scores a takedown into PoopyPants's guard.

That's one minute gone in the round.
The referee must be thinking about standing these guys back up.
PoopyPants seems keen to control rather than go for a submission, at least for now.
PoopyPants trying to keep a closed guard but Marshall is proving a slippery customer.
Both fighters really going for it on the ground here!
PoopyPants keeping moving, preventing Marshall from controlling successfully.
PoopyPants keeping full guard, as Marshall tries to pass.

Marshall is trying to work a guillotine from the top, or something like that? Don't know how he thinks he's going to get a finish from there.
Marshall won't allow PoopyPants to sweep him here.
Marshall tries to free his leg and advance position but PoopyPants is retaining full guard.
PoopyPants looking to hit a scissor sweep but Marshall is one step ahead there.
Marshall trying to control but PoopyPants is working from the bottom.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.

The referee has ruled that neither fighter is active enough on the ground and has stood them back up.
Marshall shoots in for a takedown but doesn't get it.
BitchFace PoopyPants is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.

That's two minutes gone in the round.

PoopyPants moves into the clinch.
Marshall changes levels and goes for a takedown here. PoopyPants fights it off and pushes away nicely.
PoopyPants with a hook.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!

Oooooh!!! PoopyPants has knocked Marshall down with a huge combo! PoopyPants steps away and waves a wobbly Marshall back to his feet! This one might not go much longer!
Marshall will have to do better than that with his takedown attempts.
PoopyPants misses with a wild body shot.
Marshall shoots in for a takedown. He's persisting with it as PoopyPants sprawls well. PoopyPants wins this battle and keeps the fight standing. Marshall gets slowly back to his feet.

PoopyPants cracks Marshall with a big right hand that sends him to the floor! Marshall looks wobbly but he's sprung back up to his feet straight away… can PoopyPants finish him?
Marshall shoots in looking for a takedown. PoopyPants tries to sprawl out of it but Marshall keeps driving through. The fighters are pinned against the cage. PoopyPants manages to get underhooks and after a bit of a struggle, circles away and we're back to standing.
Marshall slips a jab from PoopyPants.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Marshall takes a shot right to the liver - Bas would have been proud of that punch.
Marshall looks winded!
PoopyPants fakes and then throws a beautiful body shot. Marshall looks a bit winded and takes a step backwards to take a breath.
Jab from PoopyPants.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
PoopyPants closes the distance and lands a brutal uppercut that knocks Marshall out! We're looking at the replay now - he was out before he hit the floor!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3:19 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). BitchFace PoopyPants!
BitchFace PoopyPants retains his light heavyweight title!
A victorious BitchFace PoopyPants thanked his army of followers in his post fight interview, telling people to make sure they follow him on Twitter.