PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Hulk Hogan (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Jim Dandy (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Well, the cameraman is lingering on a pretty young lady for a bit too long there. Keep your eyes on the fighters buddy or you'll miss the fighter intros!

Hogan
vs
Dandy

225 cm
28
300 lbs
9 - 8 - 0

210 cm
25
299 lbs
1 - 0 - 0

BJJ Blue Belt
Counter fighter
Experienced

BJJ White Belt
Decent boxing
Solid chin

Pirates Powder

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 2 rounds, in the super heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 9 - 8 - 0, fighting out of Hilo, Hulk Hogan!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 1 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Hilo, Jim Dandy!
The judges for this bout are Micheangelo Fripello, Ryoma Takatsuka and Roger Salmon.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Dandy misses with a wild combination.
Dandy scores with a jab to the jaw of his opponent.
Dandy lands with a two punch combination before moving back out of range.

It looks like Hulk Hogan has been cut.
Dandy rushes forward with a series of wild hooks but Hogan moves out of range and avoids them all easily.
Hogan staying out of range there.
Hogan looks for a takedown here. Will he get it? Dandy is fending him off so far but Hogan persists. Nope, Dandy circles away and we're back to standing.
Dandy lunges in with swinging rights and lefts but Hogan circles away quickly and effectively.
Dandy feints a jab promting Hogan to slip. Dandy then demonstrates his capabilities by jabbing again. Hogan slips again and ducks right into an uppercut.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
A combination from Dandy does no damage.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Hogan doesn't react quick enough there as he takes a shot to the body.
Both fighters are looking to counter, which isn't making for the most exciting fight in the world.
Dandy closes the distance and lands a one-two.
No luck with that takedown attempt from Hogan.
Dandy misses with a jab and misses with a cross straight after too.
Hogan shoots in for a takedown. "I don't think so" says Dandy as he avoids it easily.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Hulk Hogan. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Dandy throws a combination but it was largely blocked by Hogan.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Dandy stuffs the takedown.
Hogan takes a shot to the eye socket. That's gotta hurt.
Sloppy strikes from Dandy. Those never looked like landing.
The fighters circling - Dandy throws out the jab but it was never going to land.
Hogan shoots in for a takedown but Dandy shows good takedown defense.
A right-left combo lands from Dandy.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Hogan moves his head to the side to avoid a jab but walks straight into a cross.
Jim Dandy is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
The fighters circle momentarily. Dandy darts into range and connects with a nice straight punch.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Dandy connects with a right hand. Hogan shakes it off.
I'm just looking down at my notes here and I see that.... oh! Dandy has cracked Hogan with a big right, followed by a left! He's out on his feet! Dandy lands another huge swinging hook and Hogan tumbles to the canvas! The ref dives in to save Hogan, before Dandy can land any more shots!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3:21 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Punches). Jim Dandy!