PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a light heavyweight MMA rules bout between Hannibal Die Rücksichtslos (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Walter Hissink (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Die Rücksichtslos kept the crowd waiting but all that was forgotten when his ring entrance music started. The incomparable musical genius that is Theme from Gilligans isle. Walter Hissink looks lathargic as he enters the arena. Wake up son, you're about to have a fight!

Die Rücksichtslos
vs
Hissink

188 cm
32
225 lbs
27 - 14 - 0

192 cm
26
216 lbs
2 - 4 - 0

Great wrestler
World class boxer
Insanely flexible

Good wrestler
World class boxer
Powerful

Crippler's Corner

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the light heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 27 - 14 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Hannibal Die Rücksichtslos!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 2 - 4 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Walter Hissink!
The judges for this bout are George Francis, Daniel Franklin and Alan Glass.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Die Rücksichtslos throws a sloppy head kick and Hissink moves out of range easily.

Die Rücksichtslos lands a left and a right that send Hissink crashing to the mat, dazed. Die Rücksichtslos thinks about following him to the mat but decides to wave him back up to his feet!
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Die Rücksichtslos throws an overhand right that drops Hissink like a sack of potatoes! Die Rücksichtslos dives in to finish the fight with more strikes and this one is all over!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:08 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Hannibal Die Rücksichtslos!
An out of breath Hannibal Die Rücksichtslos thanked his loyal fans in his post fight interview, giving them credit for his success over the course of his career.