PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Trevor Mead (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Oboy Weaklings (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). I'm sure you'll be fascinated to know that I was talking to some pointless Z list celebrity before the fight and he thought that Oboy Weaklings was going to win. Let's see if he was right.

Mead
vs
Weaklings

188 cm
25
274 lbs
3 - 2 - 0

190 cm
25
290 lbs
3 - 1 - 0

BJJ White Belt
Solid boxing
Big right hand

BJJ White Belt
Excellent MT
Determined

CEC Nutrition Q160 & Loans

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 1 rounds, in the super heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 3 - 2 - 0, fighting out of New York, Trevor Mead!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 3 - 1 - 0, fighting out of New York, Oboy Weaklings!
The judges for this bout are Chad Campbell, Lou da Vinci and Reed Andrews.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Mead lands a lovely overhand right.
Weaklings tries to clinch but Mead is having none of it.
Weaklings doesn't manage to clinch there - Mead circles away.
Weaklings takes a step back and watches a body kick go sailing past his mid section.
Weaklings on the wrong end of a nice jab.

Weaklings moves into the clinch.
Weaklings misses with a punch to the body.
Mead looks like he'd prefer to be striking at range right now.
Mead tries to break the clinch but Weaklings is controlling the position.
Mead tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
Mead misses with a shot to the kidneys.
Mead scores with a shoulder strike.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Weaklings misses with a hook to the ribs.
A short right from Weaklings on the inside.
Weaklings has a couple of punches blocked by Mead.
Weaklings tries to work over Mead's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
Mead misses with some punches.
Weaklings misses with a punch to the body.
Both guys are working to get underhooks.
Mead misses with a shot to the kidneys.
Weaklings lands a nice uppercut.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Mead working aggressively here.
Mead has had enough of the clinch but Weaklings keeps him there for the moment.
Mead lands a left hand.
Weaklings blocks a punch to the side of the head.
Mead pushes off and fires off an elbow that misses, before clinching up again, against the cage.
Weaklings should think about turning a few of those tyres round his middle into muscle if he wants people to take him seriously as an athlete.
Weaklings lands with a short punch from the clinch.
Weaklings on the defensive, avoiding the knees to the body.
Weaklings goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
A right handed body shot lands from Weaklings.
Weaklings lands a shoulder strike that jolts his opponent's head backwards.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Weaklings misses with a punch to the body.
Weaklings has Mead pushed against the cage.
Mead looking to slow down the pace here.
Weaklings working on landing some head shots here - that one got through nicely.
Weaklings lands a body punch.
Weaklings lands a hook that snaps the head of Mead backwards.
Mead tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Mead blocks an uppercut.
Mead tries to break free but Weaklings pushes him back against the cage.
Weaklings blocks an uppercut.
A short right from Weaklings.
Weaklings lands a body shot in the clinch.
Weaklings misses with a body punch.
Weaklings is working Mead over against the cage.
Mead is breathing heavily.
Mead wants to break free but Weaklings has control.
We're hearing some news coming in from back stage. It's official - Weaklings has eaten all the pies!
Weaklings lands on the inside with an uppercut.
Weaklings softening up his opponent with strikes, against the cage.
Weaklings lands a shoulder strike that jolts his opponent's head backwards.
Weaklings lands punches inside but they're not really causing much damage.

It looks like Trevor Mead has been cut.
Weaklings lands a nice uppercut.
Weaklings works on Mead's body with a couple of short punches.
Weaklings lands a body punch in the clinch.
A nice right hand lands inside from Weaklings.
A short uppercut from Weaklings.
Weaklings is leaning against Mead and scores with a nice uppercut to the body.
A body shot lands from Weaklings.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Weaklings stalling against the cage.
Weaklings lands an uppercut.
A quick uppercut on the inside from Weaklings.
Weaklings gets through Mead's defenses to land a nice punch to the side of the head.
Weaklings gets through Mead's defenses to land a nice punch to the side of the head.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Weaklings digs a right hand underneath Mead's ribcage. Mead let out a lung full of air as it connected.
Weaklings lands a nice uppercut.
Weaklings misses with a hook to the ribs.
Weaklings lands a nice shot to the body.
Weaklings lands a nice looking hook to the body, against the cage.
Weaklings lands an uppercut.
Mead's head jolts backwards as he takes an uppercut right on the button!
Weaklings lands a shot to the body.
Mead is trying to break the clinch but Weaklings has him pressed against the cage.
Weaklings lands with a short punch from the clinch.
Weaklings lands a right hand that snaps the head of Mead backwards.
A body shot lands from Weaklings.
Weaklings lands a body shot.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
A short right from Weaklings on the inside.
Weaklings tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Mead's elbow.
Weaklings misses with a hook to the ribs.
Weaklings tries a body shot but Mead blocks it.
A short left from Weaklings.
A short body shot lands from Weaklings as the two fighters clinch.
Weaklings lands with a light punch inside.
Weaklings lands a right hand that snaps the head of Mead backwards.
Weaklings displaying some good clinch control by pressing Mead up against the cage.
Weaklings blocking some punches.
A right handed body shot lands from Weaklings.
A short body shot lands from Weaklings as the two fighters clinch.
Weaklings lands a shot to the body.
Weaklings lands with a quick shot inside that doesn't really do much damage.
Weaklings lands a nice looking hook to the body, against the cage.
Weaklings tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Mead's elbow.

That's five minutes gone in the round.
Weaklings lands with a good tight uppercut to the head.
Weaklings misses with a punch to the body.
Weaklings digs a right hand underneath Mead's ribcage. Mead let out a lung full of air as it connected.
Weaklings lands a body punch.
Weaklings lands a left hand.
A short right from Weaklings on the inside.
A short body shot lands from Weaklings as the two fighters clinch.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Weaklings lands a shoulder strike.
Weaklings is leaning against Mead and scores with a nice uppercut to the body.
Weaklings lands a right hand that snaps the head of Mead backwards.
Weaklings lands a shoulder strike.
A short right from Weaklings on the inside.
A hook to the body from Weaklings.
Mead takes a shot to the head.
Weaklings makes some space for himself and lands an uppercut.
Weaklings tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Mead's elbow.
Mead being controlled against the cage.
Weaklings lands a nice shot to the body.

That's six minutes gone in the round.
Weaklings is stalling here. The referee will be looking to step in if he doesn't pick up the pace.
Weaklings lands with a short shot to the head.
Weaklings digs a right hand into Mead's ribs. Those have got to be taking their toll on Mead's gas tank.
A short right from Weaklings on the inside.
Weaklings digs a right hand underneath Mead's ribcage. Mead let out a lung full of air as it connected.
Weaklings lands a body shot.
Weaklings scores with a shot to the side of Mead's head.
Weaklings throws a blind hook that connects with the side of Meads head.
Weaklings has Mead pressed against the cage, preventing Mead from circling away and getting back to striking at range.
Weaklings works for underhooks and lands a body shot in the process.
Nice body punch from Weaklings.
Weaklings works on Mead's body with a couple of short punches.
Weaklings scores with an uppercut up the middle.
Weaklings throws a hook to the body. More of an arm punch but it's all scoring with the judges.
Weaklings lands a right uppercut that snaps the head of Mead backwards.
Trevor Mead has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!

That's seven minutes gone in the round.
Weaklings misses with a body punch.
Weaklings lands punches inside but they're not really causing much damage.
A quick uppercut on the inside from Weaklings.
Weaklings presses Mead against the cage and delivers a mid-strength body shot.
Weaklings lands a hook that snaps the head of Mead backwards.
Weaklings lands with a short head shot on the inside.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Weaklings stays in close to his opponent and throws a right hand to the body.
With the fighters clinched against the cage, Weaklings creates a bit of distance for himself and scores with a nice uppercut.
Weaklings cracks Mead with a nice body shot.
Weaklings lands a body punch - he's looking to wear down Mead.
A short body shot lands from Weaklings as the two fighters clinch.
Weaklings working on landing some head shots here - that one got through nicely.
Weaklings lands with a good tight uppercut to the head.
Mead is trying to push Weaklings away but Weaklings has him pressed against the cage, so he's going nowhere.
Weaklings lands a hook that snaps the head of Mead backwards.
Weaklings makes some space for himself and lands an uppercut.
Weaklings throws a blind hook that connects with the side of Meads head.
Weaklings lands a nice shot to the body.
Weaklings lands a shot to the body.

That's eight minutes gone in the round.
Mead being controlled against the cage.
Weaklings scores with a shot to the side of Mead's head.
Weaklings leaning against his opponent.
Mead tries to work over Weaklings's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
Weaklings makes some space for himself and lands an uppercut.
Weaklings stalling against the cage.
Weaklings presses Mead against the cage and delivers a mid-strength body shot.
A nice right hand lands inside from Weaklings.
Weaklings lands a short shot on the inside that snaps the head of Mead backwards.
Weaklings scores with a shoulder strike.
Weaklings lands on the inside with an uppercut.
Weaklings lands a shoulder strike that jolts his opponent's head backwards.
Weaklings lands a nice looking hook to the body, against the cage.
Weaklings lands a hook to the side of the head.
Weaklings lands a nice shot to the body.
Weaklings has Mead pushed against the cage.

That's nine minutes gone in the round.
Weaklings is working Mead over against the cage.
Weaklings cracks Mead with a nice body shot.
Weaklings lands a body shot in the clinch.
Weaklings working some nice short punches in the clinch.
A short right from Weaklings on the inside.
Weaklings lands an uppercut.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Weaklings pushes Mead back against the cage and unloads with a body punch.
Weaklings digs a right hand into Mead's ribs. Those have got to be taking their toll on Mead's gas tank.
Weaklings working some nice short punches in the clinch.
Some stalling of biblical proportions here from Weaklings.
Weaklings throws a hook to the body. More of an arm punch but it's all scoring with the judges.
Weaklings lands a shoulder strike that jolts his opponent's head backwards.
Weaklings lands a nice looking hook to the body, against the cage.
Weaklings scores with a shot to the side of Mead's head.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Weaklings softening up his opponent with strikes, against the cage.
A short body shot lands from Weaklings as the two fighters clinch.
Weaklings lands a hook to the side of the head.
Weaklings digs a right hand underneath Mead's ribcage. Mead let out a lung full of air as it connected.

And that's the end of the fight!
Oboy Weaklings comfortably won the final round on my scorecard.
I think Weaklings has won this one but let's see whether the judges agree with me. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.

Judge Chad Campbell scores the fight for Oboy Weaklings!
Judge Lou da Vinci scores the fight for Oboy Weaklings!
Judge Reed Andrews scores the fight for Oboy Weaklings!

Oboy Weaklings wins by unanimous decision!