PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a welterweight MMA rules bout between Urinus Limberdinkle (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Sika Jauheliha (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Limberdinkle comes to the cage accompanied by BLUNT- The Iron Maiden. Sika Jauheliha told me before the fight that he's been watching a lot of DVDs so let's see if that helps him in this one! I can't wait to find out!

Limberdinkle
vs
Jauheliha

167 cm
31
163 lbs
29 - 12 - 0

183 cm
34
180 lbs
22 - 10 - 0

Good wrestling
Lethal high kicks
Cardio machine

Good wrestler
Dangerous knees
Good gas tank

Syndicate Nutrition

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the welterweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 29 - 12 - 0, fighting out of Sydney, Urinus Limberdinkle!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 22 - 10 - 0, fighting out of Sydney, Sika Jauheliha!
The judges for this bout are Donatello Bradman, Bruno Hogan and Eliza Hachem.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Limberdinkle looking to land some kicks to the body here.
A clash of legs there as Limberdinkle blocks the low kick.
An inside leg kick from Limberdinkle misses.
Jauheliha fakes the leg kick and cracks Limberdinkle in the body.
Limberdinkle throws a leg kick but Jauheliha sees it coming and moves out of range.
Limberdinkle dives in and grabs Jauheliha's left leg, looking for a takedown. Jauheliha pushes down on Limberdinkle's head and hops out.
Jauheliha misses with a leg kick.
Limberdinkle lands with a slapping head kick.
Jauheliha fakes the leg kick and cracks Limberdinkle in the body.
Jauheliha throws a head kick but Limberdinkle moves out of range.

Jauheliha moves into the clinch successfully.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Limberdinkle misses with a body punch.
Jauheliha connects with a knee to the head.
Jauheliha tries to land a knee to the head but misses.
Jauheliha lands a knee to the head there! That was nasty!
A knee to the head by Jauheliha.
Jauheliha tries to land a knee to the head but Limberdinkle blocks with his arms.
Jauheliha misses with a knee strike.
Jauheliha blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
Jauheliha tries to land a knee to the head but Limberdinkle blocks with his arms.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Jauheliha blocks an uppercut.
Limberdinkle lands a body punch.
Jauheliha landing knees to the body.
Limberdinkle goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
Limberdinkle misses with a hook to the ribs.
Jauheliha with an attempt at a knee that misses.
Limberdinkle tries for a takedown. No joy.
Limberdinkle has a couple of punches blocked by Jauheliha.
A bit of stalling here from Jauheliha.
Limberdinkle wants a takedown but no success here.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Urinus Limberdinkle. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Limberdinkle is trying to break the clinch but Jauheliha is controlling him.

Limberdinkle jumps guard.
Limberdinkle looking to control.
Limberdinkle wants to sweep here but Jauheliha controlling him for the moment.
Limberdinkle wants to get back to his feet but Jauheliha is in a dominant position and won't allow it.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Jauheliha would like to get this fight back to the feet but can't get free from the closed guard.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Limberdinkle looking to sweep here. No luck so far.
Jauheliha wants to stand but Limberdinkle is controlling his posture from full guard.
Jauheliha postures up.

Neither fighter is doing enough for the referee's liking and he's decided to stand them back up.
Jauheliha tries to clinch but Limberdinkle is having none of it.
Jauheliha misses with a low kick.
Sika Jauheliha is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
Jauheliha scores with a slapping inside leg kick.
Sika Jauheliha seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Jauheliha tries a head kick but it misses.
Limberdinkle misses with a leg kick.
A telegraphed takedown attempt from Limberdinkle is defended easily by Jauheliha.
Limberdinkle misses with a low kick as Jauheliha jumps back.
Jauheliha looking to take his opponent's legs away with the low kicks.
A clash of legs there as Jauheliha blocks the low kick.
Limberdinkle takes a really solid shot there but just smiles back and shrugs his shoulders.

Jauheliha has Limberdinkle up against the cage in a clinch.
A head punch on the inside from Jauheliha fails to land.
Limberdinkle drops down for a takedown but doesn't get it.
Jauheliha misses the knee to the body. Nice hip positioning from Limberdinkle.
Limberdinkle scores with a shoulder strike.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
The pace slowing considerably in the clinch, as Jauheliha takes a break from that fighting nonsense to think about the finer things in life.
Limberdinkle is looking for a takedown up against the cage. Jauheliha gets underhooks though and prevents the takedown attempt.
Jauheliha leaning his opponent against the cage.
The fighters are going at a pretty good pace and they're both starting to sweat now.
Jauheliha tries a knee to the head but Limberdinkle blocks it.
Limberdinkle lands an uppercut.
Jauheliha scores with a knee to the head.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Jauheliha tries to land a knee to the head but Limberdinkle blocks with his arms.
A shot in the inside from Limberdinkle.
Jauheliha misses with a knee strike.
Limberdinkle misses with a body punch.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Jauheliha tries a knee to the head but he's missed.
A shot in the inside from Limberdinkle.
Limberdinkle misses with a body punch.
A short right from Limberdinkle.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Sika Jauheliha dominated that round.
That's the end of the round. The referee orders the cornermen out of the cage so we can get back down to business.

Limberdinkle throws a leg kick but Jauheliha sees it coming and moves out of range.
Limberdinkle misses with a wild combination.
Limberdinkle avoids a kick to the body.
Jauheliha fails with an attempt to clinch.
Limberdinkle throws a body kick but he wasn't in range.
Limberdinkle avoids the head kick by Jauheliha.
Limberdinkle tries to land a front kick but Jauheliha steps back. That was a bit too telegraphed.
Limberdinkle avoids the clinch attempt nicely.
Limberdinkle takes a thudding leg kick, right into the meat of the thigh.
Limberdinkle shoots for a takedown but Jauheliha saw that one coming a mile off and avoided it easily.
Limberdinkle connects with a leg kick. He turned his hip over nicely there.
Limberdinkle throws a leg kick that is checked
and Jauheliha counters with a low kick, right behind Limberdinkle 's knee.
Limberdinkle is looking to score with low kicks.
Nice cross by Jauheliha.
Jauheliha tries to clinch up but Limberdinkle circles away and keeps his distance.
Jauheliha moves in looking to clinch but Limberdinkle pushes him off.
Jauheliha tries to grapple but his opponent circles
and Limberdinkle counters with a straight right hand.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Limberdinkle goes for a spinning back kick but it misses.
Jauheliha tries to check the leg kick but that clearly hurt him.
Jauheliha tries to clinch there but Limberdinkle circles away.
Jauheliha pushing out the jab but it's not landing.
Limberdinkle checks a low kick from Jauheliha.
Jauheliha motions for Limberdinkle to come forward. Jauheliha throws a leg kick but it misses it's target.
Limberdinkle connects with a solid leg kick.
Limberdinkle throws a half hearted mid kick.
Limberdinkle misses with a head kick.
Limberdinkle chopping away at his opponent's legs.

Jauheliha takes the fight into the clinch.
Jauheliha looking to slow down the pace here.
Limberdinkle wants to strike at distance but he can't break free of the clinch.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
With the two fighters working up against the cage, Jauheliha just misses with a elbow thrown towards Limberdinkle's brow.
Jauheliha tries a knee to the head but Limberdinkle blocks it.
Jauheliha misses with a knee to the head.
Jauheliha throws a knee to the head but misses.
Jauheliha looking to stall.
Limberdinkle working some nice short punches in the clinch.
Limberdinkle lands a body shot in the clinch.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Limberdinkle changes levels and goes for a takedown here. Jauheliha fights it off and pushes away nicely.
Jauheliha moves out of range of the leg kick from Limberdinkle.
A head kick misses from Jauheliha.
Limberdinkle is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by Jauheliha.
Limberdinkle checks the leg kick.
Jauheliha throws a leg kick that is checked
and Limberdinkle makes him pay by landing a nice hook to the body before moving out of range.
Jauheliha is looking to clinch.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Jauheliha tries to clinch up against the cage, rushing in the close the distance. Limberdinkle manages to break the clinch and circles back to the middle of the mat.
Jauheliha throws a leg kick
and Limberdinkle counters with a solid body kick.
Jauheliha is breathing heavily.
Limberdinkle tries to score with a low kick but Jauheliha moves his leg out of the way.

Limberdinkle shoots in and gets a takedown into Jauheliha's guard.
Jauheliha preventing the ground and pound from doing any damage.
Limberdinkle works over Jauheliha with some ground and pound from guard.
Limberdinkle throwing strikes but missing.
Limberdinkle throwing strikes but missing.
Limberdinkle stopping the sweep attempt from Jauheliha.
Jauheliha keeping moving, preventing Limberdinkle from controlling successfully.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Limberdinkle passes into half guard.
Jauheliha wants to get back to full guard.
Limberdinkle is looking to advance position but Jauheliha won't allow it.
Jauheliha is looking to regain full guard. Not this time though.
Limberdinkle wants to control but Jauheliha is keeping him busy.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
Jauheliha is trying to stand.
Jauheliha blocking the ground and pound attempt from Limberdinkle.
Limberdinkle lands with a punch from half guard.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Urinus Limberdinkle dominated that second round.
The fighters get back to their feet, the hooter sounds and we're back to the action! This is the final round!

Nice cross by Limberdinkle.
Limberdinkle fakes a couple of low kicks, before throwing one on the third attempt. It connects and Jauheliha has to reset his feet before getting ready to engage.
Jauheliha throws a nice inside leg kick.
Limberdinkle throws a leg kick but Jauheliha checks it.
Limberdinkle tries to shoot in for a takedown. He's got hold of a leg but Jauheliha swivels and escapes.
Limberdinkle shoots in for a takedown. "I don't think so" says Jauheliha as he avoids it easily.
It really doesn't seem like the step up in weight is hurting Limberdinkle here at all. He's more than holding his own against the bigger man.
Limberdinkle delivers a nice body kick.
Limberdinkle throws a body kick that misses.
Jauheliha slips a straight right by Limberdinkle.
Limberdinkle takes a kick to the side of the head.

Limberdinkle shoots in for a takedown! He's got it and he's managed to land in side control! That's better than Limberdinkle was expecting from the takedown attempt, I'm sure!
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Limberdinkle tries to land with some ground and pound but misses.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Limberdinkle throws a knee to the body but it doesn't do much damage.
Limberdinkle trying to control the position but Jauheliha is working away.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Jauheliha managing to avoid any damage from the strikes thrown by Limberdinkle.
Urinus Limberdinkle overall seems to be getting the better of the ground position in the fight so far.
Jauheliha defending against the ground and pound.
Limberdinkle working the ground and pound but he's contacting the mat, not the fighter.
Limberdinkle throwing shots but missing, from side control.

Limberdinkle is trying to land an Americana. He has the arm isolated but Jauheliha is keeping cool and he's avoided the danger for now.
Limberdinkle wants to lay and pray for a moment but Jauheliha keeps working.
Limberdinkle looking to punish the body of his opponent here but Jauheliha is avoiding damage well.

Limberdinkle is trying to get an arm triangle but Jauheliha is defending well.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Jauheliha is not content to let Limberdinkle control the position.
Jauheliha wants to get back to his feet.
Limberdinkle grinds an elbow into Jauheliha's temple.
Limberdinkle landing a few strikes.
Jauheliha really doesn't want to stay on the ground with Limberdinkle. If he can't get it back to his feet, it's only a matter of time before he'll be tapping out.
Limberdinkle advances to mount.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Limberdinkle punching from mount but Jauheliha doing a good job of avoiding damage.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Limberdinkle putting on the heat here with some good ground and pound!
Limberdinkle landing punches.

Jauheliha is rocked!
Oooooh, big shot lands for Limberdinkle! Jauheliha is hurt baaadly! Limberdinkle is firing away with more strikes - Jauheliha is covering up... the ref is warning him to do something. He's just covering up though still and the ref has to step in to end the fight! This one is all over!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3:34 of round 3, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Urinus Limberdinkle!
Urinus Limberdinkle decided to thank the fans in attendance for making a great atmosphere. It seemed to go down pretty well.