PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Jimmy Jiminiy (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Saeid Mohammadpourkarkarragh (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Mohammadpourkarkarragh has chosen The Dictator - Mohammadpourkarkarragh Motherfucker as his entrance music. Saeid Mohammadpourkarkarragh is the more experienced fighter, so let's see if that makes a difference tonight.

Jiminiy
vs
Mohammadpourkarkarragh

193 cm
25
285 lbs
3 - 1 - 0

194 cm
27
288 lbs
7 - 3 - 0

BJJ White Belt
Solid boxing
Good chin

BJJ White Belt
Decent boxing
Heavy handed

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 3 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Jimmy Jiminiy!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 7 - 3 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Saeid Mohammadpourkarkarragh!
The judges for this bout are Frank Dennis, Chris Downing and Wesley Smith.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!

Jiminiy lands a left and a right that send Mohammadpourkarkarragh crashing to the mat, dazed. Jiminiy thinks about following him to the mat but decides to wave him back up to his feet!

It looks like Saeid Mohammadpourkarkarragh has been cut.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Mohammadpourkarkarragh throws a body punch but Jiminiy moves out of range.
Jiminiy is looking to clinch but Mohammadpourkarkarragh is avoiding it.
Jiminiy throws an off balance right hand
and Mohammadpourkarkarragh counters with a nice jab to the body that keeps Jiminiy thinking.
Jiminiy looks for a takedown here. Will he get it? Mohammadpourkarkarragh is fending him off so far but Jiminiy persists. Nope, Mohammadpourkarkarragh circles away and we're back to standing.
Jiminiy tries to clinch up.
Jiminiy fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Mohammadpourkarkarragh manages to avoid it.
Mohammadpourkarkarragh connects with a lovely jab that went straight through the gap between Jiminiy's hands.

It looks like Jimmy Jiminiy has been cut.
Jiminiy uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Mohammadpourkarkarragh.
Mohammadpourkarkarragh throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Jiminiy sees it coming and avoids it easily.
Mohammadpourkarkarragh staying out of range there.
Jiminiy displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as Mohammadpourkarkarragh throws out the jab.
Jiminiy moves out of range of the strikes.
Jiminiy tries to clinch up.
Jiminiy throws a solid leg kick but Mohammadpourkarkarragh takes the impact on his shin and smiles at Jiminiy.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Mohammadpourkarkarragh cracks a nice hook into Jiminiy's ribs.

Jiminiy lands a big right hand that sends Mohammadpourkarkarragh crashing to the mat! Jiminiy stays standing though and waves Mohammadpourkarkarragh back to his feet!

Mohammadpourkarkarragh is rocked!
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Mohammadpourkarkarragh displays good takedown defense there as he swats away a double leg from Jiminiy.
Mohammadpourkarkarragh is still on wobbly legs! Can Jiminiy finish him?
Mohammadpourkarkarragh sizes up Jiminiy with a pawing jab and scores with a straight right down the middle.
Mohammadpourkarkarragh seems to have recovered his senses.
Jiminiy ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Mohammadpourkarkarragh moves away.
Jiminiy tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Mohammadpourkarkarragh was well out of range. Poor timing from Jiminiy.
Jiminiy tries to clinch up.
Jiminiy ducks under a wild hook from Mohammadpourkarkarragh.
Jiminiy rushes forward with a series of wild hooks but Mohammadpourkarkarragh moves out of range and avoids them all easily.
Mohammadpourkarkarragh blocks the body kick.
Mohammadpourkarkarragh scores with a hook.
Mohammadpourkarkarragh connects with the punch.

Jimmy Jiminiy's cut is getting worse.
Mohammadpourkarkarragh looks to score with a jab to the body but Jiminiy is just out of range.
Mohammadpourkarkarragh throws a body punch but Jiminiy moves out of range.
Jiminiy connects with a body shot that sends Mohammadpourkarkarragh's belly button to the back.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Jiminiy bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.
Nice uppercut there from Mohammadpourkarkarragh.
Jiminiy with a hook.
Jiminiy shoots in for a takedown but doesn't get it.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Jimmy Jiminiy. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Nice body punch from Mohammadpourkarkarragh.
Jiminiy is breathing heavily.
Jiminiy throws a half hearted mid kick.
Jimmy Jiminiy seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
A slow jab from Mohammadpourkarkarragh misses its intended target.
Jiminiy takes a jab right on the kisser.
Mohammadpourkarkarragh works his jab well there, keeping his opponent at a distance.

Jimmy Jiminiy's cut is bleeding quite badly. He's got to try and protect it.
Mohammadpourkarkarragh throws a jab when Jiminiy was well out of range.

Mohammadpourkarkarragh sends Jiminiy crashing to the mat with a devastating uppercut! Mohammadpourkarkarragh is motioning to the referee to let Jiminiy up. He wants to try and finish this one on the feet!

Jiminiy is rocked!
Jiminiy just misses with a punch to the body.
Oh Jiminiy is still all over the place! His legs are completely gone! Will he be able to recover?!!
Mohammadpourkarkarragh is landing a lot of head punches in this opening round! Jiminiy had better start moving his head a bit unless he wants his face to turn into pâté.
Mohammadpourkarkarragh moves away from the strike by Jiminiy.
Jiminiy seems to have got his legs back now.
Saeid Mohammadpourkarkarragh is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Mohammadpourkarkarragh thows a body shot but no joy.
A shot to the liver by Mohammadpourkarkarragh. Beautiful body shot.
Jiminiy takes a punch right to his stomach. That took the wind out of him momentarily.
Mohammadpourkarkarragh rushes forward with a series of wild hooks but Jiminiy moves out of range and avoids them all easily.
The fighters circle momentarily. Mohammadpourkarkarragh darts into range and connects with a nice straight punch.

Jeez, Jimmy Jiminiy's cut is really nasty now. The referee must be thinking about getting that checked.
Mohammadpourkarkarragh tests Jiminiy's chin there with a solid looking shot.

The referee calls the doctor in to look at Jimmy Jiminiy's cut. Oh no, the doctor has called an end to the bout!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3:38 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Cut). Saeid Mohammadpourkarkarragh!
Saeid Mohammadpourkarkarragh took to the mic after the fight and begged the organizational hierarchy for a shot at the title.