PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a bantamweight MMA rules bout between Gareth Gobblecoque (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Uuvatti Pannahinen (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Gareth Gobblecoque could well score a knockout today. He has the power to get to Uuvatti Pannahinen's chin.

Gobblecoque
vs
Pannahinen

200 cm
19
145 lbs
1 - 1 - 0

162 cm
25
140 lbs
1 - 0 - 0

BJJ Blue Belt
Basic striking
KO power

BJJ White Belt
Excellent MT
Determined

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the bantamweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 1 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Helsinki, Gareth Gobblecoque!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 1 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Helsinki, Uuvatti Pannahinen!
The judges for this bout are Tarja Halkonen, Johanna Lukiainen and Anni Minnemäki.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Pannahinen fakes with a right hand and throws a good leg kick, right into the thigh. That had to hurt Gobblecoque.
A solid leg kick lands there for Pannahinen.
Pannahinen lands a leg kick that knocks Gobblecoque off balance momentarily.
No luck with that takedown attempt from Gobblecoque.
Gobblecoque shoots in looking for a double leg takedown. Pannahinen defends it nicely.
Gobblecoque misses with a takedown attempt. He shot from a bit too far out.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Gareth Gobblecoque. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Gobblecoque throws a looping left and ducks down for a takedown. He's got his arms around Pannahinen's waist but Pannahinen gets an underhook and avoids the takedown by throwing Gobblecoque off to one side.
A cross from Pannahinen lands.

Gobblecoque is rocked!

It looks like Gareth Gobblecoque has been cut.
Gobblecoque really does look like a pencil wearing a pair of gloves. Let's hope he has a gameplan to suit that ridiculous body shape.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Gobblecoque get stunned by a cross and takes another one on the button. Gobblecoque stumbles backwards and tries to bounce back off the cage but Pannahinen runs in and jumps on him with a leaping lead hook that puts him out! Wow, that was highlight reel stuff! Awesome finish!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:47 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). Uuvatti Pannahinen!
A very excited looking Uuvatti Pannahinen rambled incoherently for about 5 minutes post fight about how awesome he is. It was kinda funny for a while but then everyone got annoyed.