PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a bantamweight MMA rules bout between Ogg Nogg (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Garrett Bisley (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Nogg comes into the arena with Pantera : 5 Minutes Alone blaring out of the sound system. Bisley comes into a darkened arena with his song building. Johnny Cash - God's Gonna Cut You Down kicks in, the lights come on and the crowd goes wild! What a showman! Both fighters look fresh as a daisy as they make their way towards the ring.

Nogg
vs
Bisley

169 cm
32
135 lbs
23 - 8 - 0

170 cm
29
145 lbs
22 - 11 - 0

Great wrestler
World class boxer
Insanely flexible

Good wrestler
Excellent MT
Good gas tank

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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 2 rounds, in the bantamweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 23 - 8 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Ogg Nogg!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 22 - 11 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Garrett Bisley!
The judges for this bout are Jack Bonds, Timothy Bukovac and Frank Antenori.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!

Nogg gets caught flat footed, as Bisley shoots in with a quick takedown into guard.
Nogg is trying to control the position but Bisley postures up.
Bisley postures up to throw the ground and pound strikes but they don't connect.
Bisley in full guard, throwing the ground and pound. No damage this time.
Bisley in full guard, throwing the ground and pound. No damage this time.

Bisley got a little sloppy there for a moment and Nogg has worked his way into a loose triangle - can he finish it?! No, Bisley has managed to get both his arms back between Nogg's legs - danger averted.
Nogg not looking particularly offensive just at the moment.
Bisley stands and throws Nogg's legs to the side, diving into side control.
Nogg is not content to let Bisley control the position.
Nogg tries to bench press Bisley off him but Bisley keeps the position.
Bisley looks up at the clock and then as Nogg takes his cue and looks up at the clock too, Bisley smacks him right in the chops with a big elbow! How rude!

That's one minute gone in the round.
Bisley tries to score with some ground and pound. Nogg controls his posture well this time though and the shots don't do any damage.
Bisley scoring with punches and elbows.
Bisley throws a knee to the body but it doesn't do much damage.
Nogg sneaks back into half guard.
Bisley controlling the action here.
Nogg is not content to let Bisley control the position.
The fighters are trapped in the ropes so we're going to have a reposition here. The ref calls for a break and repositions the fighters in the center of the ring.
Bisley not landing any meaningful shots this time.
Nogg keeping his head moving to avoid the ground and pound.
Nogg wants to improve his position but Bisley is controlling well.
Bisley looks to score some points with some ground and pound.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Nogg has no desire to be mounted, so is trying to control. Bisley is working away from the top position though.

Nogg looking for a kimura from the bottom but Bisley passes into side control!
Nogg can't do much from the bottom here.
Nogg is looking to regain half guard here but Bisley keeps moving and retains side control.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Nogg wants to control but Bisley postures up.
Bisley trying to control the position but Nogg is working away.
Nogg is looking for a sweep.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Bisley wants to control but Nogg is keeping him busy.
Nogg can't do much from the bottom here.
Bisley grinds an elbow into Nogg's temple.
Nogg wants to control but Bisley postures up.
Bisley trying to control the action but Nogg is working from the bottom.
The fighters are tangled up in the ropes here. We might need a restart if the fighters can't break free themselves.
Bisley working the ground and pound.
Bisley working the ground and pound.
Bisley takes a little break here. Nogg wants to take advantage but he is being controlled well.
Bisley cracks Nogg with a big elbow.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Bisley creates some space and throws a big elbow, but Nogg sees it coming and moves his head just enough to avoid the strike.
Bisley working the ground and pound.
Bisley trying to control the position but Nogg is working away.
Nogg tries to buck Bisley off but Bisley is having none of it.
Bisley working the ground and pound.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Bisley lands a nice forearm strike.
Bisley has knee on belly and now moves to full mount! Trouble for Nogg!
Bisley controlling his opponent.
Bisley looking to control but Nogg is working nicely, looking to advance position himself.

That's five minutes gone in the round.
Bisley lands a heavy elbow.
Nogg holds on to Bisley around his waist, trying desperately to prevent any attacks.
BOOM! Bisley connects with a massive shot to the dome!

Nogg is rocked!
Nogg tries to hold on but Bisley postures up.
Nogg bucks up and manages to get a nice reversal! He's in guard on the top - nicely done!
Nogg wants to control from the top but Bisley keeps moving.
Bisley is controlling Nogg's posture.

That's six minutes gone in the round.
Nogg throws a big right hand that misses.
Bisley looking to hit a scissor sweep but Nogg is one step ahead there.
Bisley working a defensive guard here.
A real slowdown in the pace of the fight for a moment, as Bisley holds on and takes a little breather.

The ref stands the fighters back up, due to lack of action by Garrett Bisley.
Bisley avoids a kick to the body.
Bisley avoids a kick to the body.
Bisley throws a leg kick that is checked
and Nogg counters with a leg kick that reverborates around the arena.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Bisley lands with a nice low kick. That'll leave a bruise.

That's seven minutes gone in the round.
Nogg shoots in looking for a takedown but Bisley manages to keep the fight standing, pushing Nogg's face into the canvas for good measure before circling away.
Nogg ducks under a wild hook from Bisley.
Nogg misses with a body kick.
Bisley misses with a hook. Nogg ducked under it nicely.
Bisley throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Nogg sees it coming and avoids it easily.
A chopping leg kick lands by Bisley.
Nogg misses the shot to the body.
Nogg moves into range and lands a nice leg kick.
Nice shot by Bisley.
Nogg takes a nice looking leg kick right on the meat of his thigh there.
Good leg kick by Nogg there. It's the ones that make that thud noise that hurt and that was an almighty thud.
Nogg just misses with a punch to the body.
Nogg tries to clinch up.
Nogg lands an overhand right.
Well, he's not going to score with shots like that. A lazy body kick attempt from Bisley.

That's eight minutes gone in the round.
Nogg misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Bisley.
Nogg ducks under a wild hook from Bisley.
Bisley smiles there as he lands a nice right hand right on the button.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Bisley throws a quick inside leg kick.
Nice shot lands for Nogg.
Nogg misses with a jab to the body
and Bisley counters with a stiff right hand.
Bisley throws a leg kick but Nogg moved away.
Nogg slips under a jab.
Bisley ducks low and lands a nice hook to the body of his opponent.
Nogg uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Bisley.
Nogg scores with the left hand. Bisley knows he should have avoided that one.
Bisley takes an uppercut right on the button but keeps his composure.
Bisley throws an off balance right hand
and Nogg counters with a leg kick.
Bisley misses with a takedown attempt - Nogg sprawls well and throws a nice strike on the way out which just misses.

Bisley closes the distance and gets a trip takedown into side control. Nogg quickly recovers to half guard.

That's nine minutes gone in the round.
Bisley lands a big shot. The thud that echoes around the arena is like music to the fans' ears.

Nogg looking to work for a kimura from the bottom.
Nogg is trying to maintain the position but Bisley is very close to passing his half guard.
Bisley not landing any meaningful shots this time.
Nice strikes from Bisley there.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
Nogg is pressing down on Bisley's left leg trying to get back to full guard. He's managed it.
Bisley advances position into side control!
Bisley is looking to take a break and control but Nogg is keeping him honest, looking to work from the bottom.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Garrett Bisley dominated that round.
That's time! Nogg's corner gives him a slap on the ass as he gets ready to fight. This is the final round!

Nogg scores with a nice head shot.
Garrett Bisley seems to be getting the better of the standup.
Nogg throws a hook but Bisley avoids it easily.
Nogg tried to score with a low kick but Bisley checks it.
Bisley fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Nogg manages to avoid it.
Nogg lands the left hand.
Nogg works his jab well there, keeping his opponent at a distance.
An inside leg kick from Bisley misses.
Bisley pivots as if he's going to throw a leg kick but stops half way.
A lazy left from Nogg finds it's target.
Bisley will need to tighten up his combinations if he doesn't want to gas himself out, swinging at thin air.
Nogg throws a nice outside leg kick.
Nogg tries to clinch but Bisley is having none of it.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Nogg misses with a body kick.
Nogg throws a feint and then finishes with a kick to the body.

Bisley closes the distance and gets a trip takedown into side control. Nogg quickly recovers to half guard.
Nogg keeping his head moving to avoid the ground and pound.
Bisley trying to control from half guard but Nogg is working away.
Bisley missing with the ground and pound from half guard.
Nogg tries to get to full guard but Bisley has control of the leg.
Ground and pound from Bisley.
Nogg trying to control from the bottom.
Bisley trying to control the pace.
Bisley looks to land a strike but Nogg avoids it nicely and regains full guard.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Nogg manages to sweep nicely, so he's now on top. Bisley manages to get himself to full guard.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Nogg is pushing down on Bisley's leg trying to pass to half guard. Bisley is fighting to maintain full guard but Nogg has managed to sneak the leg through.
Bisley slips a foot under and gets full guard. Nice work.
Bisley wants to control here, rather than go for any submissions from the bottom. At least for now.
Nogg tries to free his leg and advance position but Bisley is retaining full guard.
Nogg is taking a break and basically stalling. The referee will not allow him to do that for long.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Nogg trying to control the position from guard on top but Bisley is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.
Bisley looking for a sweep. Not yet Bisley, not yet.
Bisley keeping moving, preventing Nogg from controlling successfully.
It looks like the ref is thinking about a standup.

It looks like we're going to have a standup here. Neither fighter is doing enough on the ground.
Nogg doesn't manage to clinch there - Bisley circles away.
Nogg swings wildly with a hook that is half blocked by Bisley.
Nogg displays good takedown defense there as he swats away a double leg from Bisley.
Bisley cracks Nogg with a nice right hand that draws applause from the crowd.
Nogg connects with a lovely jab that went straight through the gap between Bisley's hands.
Nogg slips under a jab from Bisley.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Nogg looks to score with a jab to the body but Bisley is just out of range.
Bisley throws a hook but Nogg avoids it easily.
Bisley punishes Nogg's body with a nice straight punch.
Nogg ducks under a wild hook from Bisley.
Good work by Bisley as he checks the leg kick.
Bisley fails to land the takedown.
Bisley throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Nogg misses the jab.

Bisley scores a trip takedown into side control. Nice.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Nogg manages to get back to half guard.
Bisley missing with some ground and pound from the half guard.
Bisley prevents Nogg from improving his position.
Bisley thows a huge punch but Nogg dodges it nicely.

That's five minutes gone in the round.
Nogg is staying active underneath Bisley, who seems content to just control the action from this position.
Bisley thows a huge punch but Nogg dodges it nicely.
Bisley wants to control but Nogg is keeping him busy.
If this pace continues, the referee will definitely step in and force a standup.

The ref stands the fighters back up, due to lack of action by Garrett Bisley.
Bisley misses with a looping right.
Nogg throws a chopping leg kick but Bisley manages to avoid taking any serious damage.
Nogg needs to keep his hands up - Bisley had a free shot at his head there.
Bisley fails with a takedown attempt.
Ogg Nogg has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Garrett Bisley.
Bisley is breathing heavily.
Nogg shoots in for a takedown but doesn't get it.
A nice leg kick lands there from Nogg.

That's six minutes gone in the round.
Bisley throws a hook but Nogg avoids it easily.
Nogg throws a decent looking leg kick but it doesn't land clean.
Nogg swings for the body but Bisley moves out of range.
Nogg thows a left - swing and a miss!
Bisley throws a sloppy body shot
and Nogg counters with a lovely shot to the body.
Bisley moves out of range of the body kick.
Bisley misses with a hook
and Nogg counters with a shot to the ribs. That looked like it hurt.
Nogg throws a nice inside leg kick.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Bisley feints and then cracks Nogg's leading leg with a nice low kick. He's obviously looking to slow Nogg down.
Nogg misses with a double jab.
Bisley scores with a jab to the body.
Nogg throws a low kick, looking for Bisley's leg but Bisley calmly moves out of range.
Nogg scores with a reasonable looking shot to the body. Bisley doesn't seem bothered though.

That's seven minutes gone in the round.
A big right from Bisley misses.
Bisley fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Nogg manages to avoid it.
Bisley throws a mid kick that lands with a slap.
Nice uppercut there from Bisley.
Nogg connects with a body shot that sends Bisley's belly button to the back.
Bisley throws a nice inside leg kick.
Bisley lands three nice shots there - that looked like it hurt!
An inside leg kick lands from Nogg.
No joy there for Nogg, who threw a few shots but didn't land.
Bisley swings widly with a right hand

so Nogg counters with a double leg into guard. Good agility.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Bisley keeping moving, preventing Nogg from controlling successfully.
Bisley controls Nogg momentarily but Nogg frees himself.

That's eight minutes gone in the round.
Bisley looking to hit a scissor sweep but Nogg is one step ahead there.
Bisley is adopting a defensive guard.
Nogg throwing strikes from guard but Bisley blocks nicely.
Nogg working some ground and pound from guard but it's not doing any damage.
Nogg throwing shots from guard but he's hitting more mat than opponent.

That's nine minutes gone in the round.
Nogg with a nice head shot there.
Bisley looking to control.
Garrett Bisley has got the better of the ground game so far.
Nogg controlling from the guard. I say controlling but really, he's stalling.
Nogg trying to control but Bisley is working from the bottom.
Nogg is going to have to think about doing something other than just controlling because Bisley is managing to avoid having the position dictated to him.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.

The referee decides to stand the fighters back up.
Bisley misses with a looping left.
Bisley tests Nogg's chin there with a solid looking shot.

And that's the end of the fight!
That was a close round. You could make an argument for either fighter but I would give it to Ogg Nogg.
I have no idea who won that fight. Let's wait and see whether the judges are as confused as me! Time for a split decision perhaps?!. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 2 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.

Judge Jack Bonds scores the fight for Garrett Bisley!
Judge Timothy Bukovac scores the fight for Garrett Bisley!
Judge Frank Antenori scores the fight for Garrett Bisley!

Garrett Bisley wins by unanimous decision!
A loyal slave to those sponsorship dollars, Garrett Bisley made sure he mentioned El Zoido's Feeble Fightwear *** ROUPA DOS BROTHER*, along with how happy he was to win his fight.