PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Alexander Ratskin (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Carl Burns (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Ratskin comes to the cage accompanied by "Carolus Rex" by Sabaton. Well, I have no idea who's going to take this one!

Ratskin
vs
Burns

196 cm
34
270 lbs
24 - 11 - 0

190 cm
29
270 lbs
17 - 10 - 0

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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 24 - 11 - 0, fighting out of Montreal, Alexander Ratskin!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 17 - 10 - 0, fighting out of Montreal, Carl Burns!
The judges for this bout are Alec Ball, Trevor Gratis and Yves DeLean.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Burns gets cracked with a nice right hand there by Ratskin.

It looks like Carl Burns has been cut.
Ratskin tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Burns was well out of range. Poor timing from Ratskin.
That kick from Burns tenderised Ratskin's leg. Ratskin is trying to keep his angry face on.
Ratskin scores with a jab to the body.

Ratskin drives through and clinches with Burns against the cage.
Ratskin misses with a punch on the inside.
Ratskin scores with an uppercut up the middle.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Ratskin's corner are urging him to control the action in the clinch for a moment, rather than mount any serious offense. I'm sure the crowd appreciate those instructions... not.
Ratskin working some nice short punches in the clinch.
Burns drops down looking for an ankle pick but Ratskin pulls his leg out and moves away.
Burns dodges the punch combination from Ratskin.
Burns tries to score with a leg kick but it misses it's target.
Ratskin moves in looking to clinch but Burns pushes him off.
Burns avoids a lazy jab quite easily.
Ratskin throws a jab to the body, straight down the pipe. Boom. That sent Burns stumbling backwards but he manages to regain his composure quickly.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Burns lands a nice hook to Ratskin's body. Ratskin takes it in his stride and looks to land his own strikes.
Good exchange - Ratskin coming out on top.
Burns jabs at Ratskin's body.
Burns has a takedown stuffed.
Ratskin throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Burns takes a punch right to his stomach. That took the wind out of him momentarily.
Ratskin jabs Burns right on the nose. Burns blinks but takes it well.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Ratskin throws an ugly left hook that misses
and Burns counters with a low kick, right behind Ratskin 's knee.
Alexander Ratskin is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
Ratskin throws a body punch but Burns moves out of range.
Ratskin stooping low to avoid any incoming strikes and then lunges in with an uppercut come cross that lands flush.
Burns moving in and out of range nicely, whilst landing the scoring shot.
Burns fakes with a right hand and throws a good leg kick, right into the thigh. That had to hurt Ratskin.
Burns takes one on the button.
Ratskin connects with a right hand. Burns shakes it off.
Burns scores with a straight right hand, right through his opponent's guard.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Ratskin looks to land a right hand but Burns moved out of range.
Burns ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Ratskin moves away.
Ratskin bobs and weaves and unloads with a good uppercut.
Burns shoots in looking for a double leg takedown. Ratskin defends it nicely.
Alexander Ratskin has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Carl Burns.
Good work by Ratskin as he checks the leg kick.
Ratskin throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
A solid leg kick lands there for Burns.
Ratskin swings for the body but Burns moves out of range.
Burns uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from Ratskin.
Ratskin with a jab.
Burns connects with a leg kick. He turned his hip over nicely there.
Ratskin throws a right hand that Burns ducks under and follows up with a left that Burns also avoids with ease.
Burns connects with a leg kick. Ratskin looked like he was expecting something else and didn't defend it.
Ratskin takes a shot to the eye socket. That's gotta hurt.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Burns keeps the fight on the outside.
A slapping leg kick lands for Burns.
Ratskin throws a combination but comes up with nothing but fresh air.
Burns shoots in looking for a double leg takedown. Ratskin defends it nicely.
Burns throws a shot to the body.
Good shot there by Ratskin.

That has opened up Carl Burns's cut even more.
Ratskin throws a looping overhand right but Burns ducks down to avoid it.
Ratskin misses with an uppercut.
Ratskin throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Burns misses with a few strikes there.
A solid leg kick lands there for Burns.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.

Ratskin pushes Burns up against the cage in a clinch.
Ratskin stalling in the clinch.
Burns blocks an uppercut.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Burns lands with a short shot to the head.
Ratskin scores with an uppercut up the middle.
A shot in the inside from Ratskin.
Burns is trying desperately to land a takedown but Ratskin is having absolutely none of it. This is turning into a bit of a nightmare for Burns.
A nice right hand lands inside from Ratskin.
Burns blocks a body shot from Ratskin.
Burns is working for a takedown up against the cage. He can't get it on this occasion though.
A short right from Ratskin.
A left hand lands to the body for Ratskin.
Burns looks winded!
Burns letting Ratskin take a breather here.
Ratskin lands a hook that snaps the head of Burns backwards.
Burns wants to stall.
Ratskin lands punches inside but they're not really causing much damage.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Ratskin lands punches inside but they're not really causing much damage.
Burns's head jolts backwards as he takes an uppercut right on the button!
Burns is trying to pull guard but Ratskin turns him against the cage and we stay in the clinch.
A nice right hand lands inside from Ratskin.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Alexander Ratskin dominated that round.
The cut man is working on Carl Burns's cut.
Well, the break between rounds is over. Let's get back to the scrappin!

Ratskin misses with a jab and misses with a cross straight after too.
Burns misses with a low kick.
Burns thumps Ratskin with a low kick.
Ratskin is hobbling a little on that front leg after taking quite a few leg kicks so far in this fight.
Burns needs to keep his hands up - Ratskin had a free shot at his head there.
Ratskin misses with a looping left.
Burns thows a left - swing and a miss!
Ratskin throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Left hook, right uppercut from Burns.
Burns uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Ratskin.
Burns moves away from the strike by Ratskin.

Ratskin has managed to clinch.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Burns takes a shot to the head.
Ratskin is really dominating this fight. Is there anything that Burns can do to turn this around?
Burns is working for a takedown up against the cage. He can't get it on this occasion though.
Burns struggles to land a body shot inside as Ratskin controls his hands.
Ratskin presses Burns against the cage and delivers a mid-strength body shot.
Ratskin lands an elbow inside.
Burns fails to pull the fight into his guard.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Ratskin lands with a quick shot inside that doesn't really do much damage.

The cut above Carl Burns's eye is starting to cause him problems now.
Burns is breathing heavily.
A short body shot lands from Ratskin as the two fighters clinch.
A short uppercut from Ratskin.
Ratskin lands a short shot on the inside that snaps the head of Burns backwards.

Burns is rocked!
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Ratskin creates some distance for himselfand unleashes a massive uppercut that sends Burns's eyes rolling into the back of his head! Burns drops to his knees and Ratskin pours it on with more strikes until the referee steps in to end the bout!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:22 of round 2, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Alexander Ratskin!
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