PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a lightweight MMA rules bout between Rosco P Coltrane (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Numero Cero (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Coltrane comes into the arena with Bleed blaring out of the sound system. Cero has chosen Hate Me Now - Nas as his entrance music, which hasn't gone down very well with the crowd. I can't wait for this one - let's get the fighter introductions out of the way and get this one started!

P Coltrane
vs
Cero

177 cm
28
168 lbs
8 - 7 - 0

178 cm
29
160 lbs
14 - 10 - 1

Good wrestling
World class boxer
Insanely flexible

Olympic wrestler
World class MT
Granite chin

Untouchable Fight Nutrition

Untouchable Fight Nutrition
Namunamu Clothing

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the lightweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 8 - 7 - 0, fighting out of New York, Rosco P Coltrane!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 14 - 10 - 1, fighting out of St Petersburg, Numero Cero!
The judges for this bout are Sergei Dronov, Aleksei Zolotukhin and Aleksandr Martynov.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
A nice inside leg kick there by Cero. That's going to slow Coltrane down.
Coltrane misses with a hook. Cero ducked under it nicely.
Cero blocks a jab.
Cero tries to land a leg kick but Coltrane saw it coming and moves away.
Coltrane fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Cero manages to avoid it.
Nice defenses there by Cero.
Coltrane misses with a wild combination.
Cero is looking to slow Coltrane down with leg kicks.
Coltrane throws a hook but Cero blocks it.
The fight stays on the outside here - Cero looks like he's thinking about clinching though.

Cero closes the distance and pushes Coltrane back into the ropes.
Coltrane tries to land a knee to the body but he is off balance and Cero avoids it.
Coltrane lands a short shot on the inside that snaps the head of Cero backwards.
A short right from Cero.
Coltrane lands a damaging elbow.
A shot in the inside from Coltrane.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Cero doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
Coltrane swings wildly with an uppercut but Cero uses good head movement to avoid it.
Cero dodges an elbow strike from Coltrane.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Cero lands with a short punch from the clinch.
Coltrane missing with knees to the body.
Coltrane digs a right hand underneath Cero's ribcage. Cero let out a lung full of air as it connected.
Cero can't find room to land a body shot as Coltrane controls the action.
Coltrane prevents a body shot from Cero.
A hook to the body from Cero.
The fighters are pressed against the ropes, as the pace of the fight slows.
A quick uppercut on the inside from Cero.
Cero tries to stall but Coltrane uses the opportunity to gain a better position.
Cero misses with a punch on the inside.
Cero managing to block the knees to the body from Coltrane.
Cero blocks an elbow strike.
Cero lands a right hand.
Coltrane throws an elbow that misses.
Cero lands a right hand that snaps the head of Coltrane backwards.
Cero blocking some punches.
Cero on the defensive, avoiding the knees to the body.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Coltrane swings away with an uppercut that misses.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
A nice left hand lands by Cero.
Cero misses with a punch on the inside.
Cero lands a right hand that snaps the head of Coltrane backwards.
With the two fighters working up against the ropes, Cero just misses with a elbow thrown towards Coltrane's brow.
Coltrane missing with knees to the body.
Coltrane blocks an elbow strike.
With the fighters clinched against the ropes, Cero creates a bit of distance for himself and scores with a nice uppercut.
Coltrane goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
Cero misses with a shot to the kidneys.
Coltrane tries to work over Cero's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
Cero dodges an elbow strike from Coltrane.
A short body shot lands from Cero as the two fighters clinch.
Cero lands with a light punch inside.
Coltrane gets an overhook and lands an elbow to the side of the head.
Cero lands with a quick shot inside that doesn't really do much damage.
Cero misses with a hook to the ribs.
Cero lands a right uppercut that snaps the head of Coltrane backwards.
Coltrane has a couple of punches blocked by Cero.
Cero takes an elbow to the forehead.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Cero avoiding damage as Coltrane throws knees to the body.
Cero working some nice short punches in the clinch.
Coltrane tries a body shot but Cero blocks it.
Coltrane fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Cero swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Coltrane gets an overhook and lands an elbow to the side of the head.
Cero misses with some punches.
A short right from Cero.
Cero throws a hook to the body. More of an arm punch but it's all scoring with the judges.
Cero lands with a good tight uppercut to the head.
Cero tries to land a knee to the head but misses.
Coltrane lands an elbow inside that Cero shrugs off.
Cero avoiding damage as Coltrane throws knees to the body.
Cero lands a short shot on the inside that snaps the head of Coltrane backwards.
Coltrane tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Coltrane has a couple of punches blocked by Cero.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Cero fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Coltrane throws a blind hook that connects with the side of Ceros head.
With the fighters up against the ropes, Coltrane throws an elbow but misses.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Coltrane tries to stall but Cero uses the opportunity to gain a better position.
Cero misses with some punches.
A left hand lands to the body for Coltrane.
Cero lands with a short head shot on the inside.
Coltrane misses with a hook to the ribs.
A short body shot lands from Cero as the two fighters clinch.
Coltrane throws a nice elbow but it doesn't land.
Coltrane misses with some punches.
Good anti-grappling being displayed by Coltrane as Cero tries to tie him up.
Cero avoids the elbow strike from Coltrane, against the ropes.
Cero looking to slow down the pace here.
Cero blocks a knee to the body. He'll have a nicely bruised forearm in the morning.
Coltrane pushes off and fires off an elbow that misses, before clinching up again, against the ropes.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Coltrane missing with knees to the body.
Cero scores with an uppercut up the middle.
Cero blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
Coltrane is looking to score with knees to the body. Maybe he'll change it up and go body then head. Cero is defending well for now.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Numero Cero dominated that round.
The corners get their ten second warning. Both fighters stand from their stools and stare eachother down, ready to get back to the action.

Cero uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from Coltrane.
Crunch! Coltrane slams his shin into Cero's torso.
Coltrane swings widly with a right hand
and Cero counters with a lovely shot to the body.
Cero misses with a looping right.
Cero just misses with a punch to the body.
Coltrane has his hands up protecting his head but a hook from Cero finds it's way round the side to connect with Coltrane's head.
Coltrane throws a hook but Cero blocks it.
Coltrane throws a body punch but Cero moves out of range.
An inside leg kick lands from Cero.
Coltrane avoids the body shot from Cero.
A shot to the liver by Cero. Beautiful body shot.
Cero scores with a jab. Coltrane acknowledges it with a nod of the head.
Coltrane walks into a stiff left hand from Cero.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Cero misses with a low kick as Coltrane jumps back.
Cero fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Coltrane manages to avoid it.
A clash of legs there as Coltrane blocks the low kick.
Coltrane thows a body shot but no joy.
Coltrane looks to throw the jab but Cero is out of range.
Cero keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.

That's one minute gone in the round.
An inside leg kick lands from Cero.
Cero tries to clinch up.
Cero is throwing a lot of body shots here, looking to wear down Coltrane rather than just go for the knockout.
Cero cracks a nice hook into Coltrane's ribs.
Cero lands a jab.
Coltrane takes a nice looking leg kick right on the meat of his thigh there.
Cero is moving around nicely and scores here with a single head shot.
Coltrane throws a jab but it's blocked by Cero.
Cero lands a nice shot to the body.
A slow jab from Coltrane misses its intended target.
Cero listening to his corner there, landing a nice uppercut.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Cero throws a nice outside leg kick.
Coltrane takes a shot right to the bread basket.
Coltrane throws a right and a left that Cero avoids nicely.
Wow, both these guys are really going for it!
Cero tries to clinch but is not successful on this occasion.
Coltrane misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Cero.
Cero scores with a spinning back kick!
Both fighters are absolutely exhausted here.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Cero misses with a low kick.

Cero closes the distance and clinches.
Coltrane misses with a hook from the clinch.
Cero is looking to control Coltrane's arms but Coltrane gets an underhook and turns him. Now Cero has his back to the ropes.
Cero has a couple of punches blocked by Coltrane.
Coltrane tries to land a knee to the body but he is off balance and Cero avoids it.
Cero lands with a short head shot on the inside.
A short right from Coltrane on the inside.
Cero swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Cero working some nice short punches in the clinch.
Numero Cero seems to be working more effectively in the clinch in the fight so far.
Cero scores with a nice hook to the head.
Cero working some nice short punches in the clinch.
Cero lands with a left to the head.

Coltrane is rocked!
Coltrane trying to land knees to the body.
Oh Coltrane is still all over the place! His legs are completely gone! Will he be able to recover?!!
Coltrane pushes off and fires off an elbow that misses, before clinching up again, against the ropes.
Coltrane seems to have got his legs back now.
Coltrane lands punches inside but they're not really causing much damage.
Cero throws a blind hook that connects with the side of Coltranes head.
A real battle for position is taking place between these two warriors.
Cero blocks an elbow strike.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Cero blocks an elbow strike.
Cero lands a nice looking hook to the body, against the ropes.
A nice left hand lands by Cero.
Cero blocks a knee to the body. He'll have a nicely bruised forearm in the morning.
Cero throws a punch but it's blocked by Coltrane.
A head punch on the inside from Cero fails to land.
Cero misses with a hook to the ribs.
Cero gets through Coltrane's defenses to land a nice punch to the side of the head.
A head punch on the inside from Coltrane fails to land.
Coltrane tries to land knees in the clinch but Cero avoids the damage to the body.
Cero throws a head punch that misses.
Cero lands with a short head shot on the inside.
Cero lands a nice uppercut.
Cero swings wildly with an uppercut but Coltrane uses good head movement to avoid it.
Coltrane creates a bit of distance and throws an elbow that only just misses.
Cero unloads with a big right hand that wobbles Coltrane! He's leaning against the ropes trying to keep his feet but Cero is unloading with more strikes now! Coltrane drops to his knees and the referee stops the fight for a TKO!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 4:56 of round 2, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Numero Cero!
Numero Cero gave a mention to Namunamu Clothing in his post fight interview. That will please them (and hopefully generate some sales).