PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Cole Jamison (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Evander Holyshit (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Chooooooooon! I think Jamison might be my favorite fighter, now he's come out to My Last Serenade by Killswitch Engage. Holyshit has chosen Lil Wayne- I feel like dying as his entrance music. There are an array of beautiful celebrities at ringside tonight! I wonder if any of them paid for their tickets.

Jamison
vs
Holyshit

195 cm
28
280 lbs
20 - 8 - 0

196 cm
30
263 lbs
26 - 13 - 0

Good wrestling
World class boxer
Insanely flexible

Good wrestler
World class boxer
Good gas tank

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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 5 rounds, for the heavyweight championship of the world!
Introducing the champion to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 20 - 8 - 0, fighting out of New York, Cole Jamison!
And introducing the challenger to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 26 - 13 - 0, fighting out of New York, Evander Holyshit!
The judges for this bout are Eddie Farnsworth, Jonathan Paton and Chad Campbell.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
A good leg kick by Jamison.
Holyshit moves into range and connects with a jab.

It looks like Cole Jamison has been cut.
Holyshit has his front leg slapped to the side - a nice low kick landing there from Jamison.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Jamison thuds his right hand into Holyshit's forehead from close range. That could be painful for both fighters.
Holyshit misses with a hook.
Jamison throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Jamison lands a leg kick. The shin dug right into the meat of the thigh.
Jamison connects with a right hand. Holyshit shakes it off.
Jab by Jamison.

It looks like Evander Holyshit has been cut.
Jamison throws a quick inside leg kick.
Holyshit moves into range and throws a lovely three punch combination.
Holyshit avoids the clinch attempt nicely.
Holyshit looks to score with a jab to the body but Jamison is just out of range.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Ooooh, nice body kick lands from Jamison. Holyshit shrugs it off though.
Jamison takes a body punch but keeps moving.
Jamison ducks under a wild hook from Holyshit.
Good work by Holyshit as he checks the leg kick.
Jamison with a nice looking leg kick. You could hear that one land in a back row.

Jamison gets taken down but at least he's managed to land in guard.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
We must be close to a standup if these guys don't pick up the pace.
Jamison has Holyshit pulled in close to control his posture.
Holyshit throwing elbows and punches but not connecting, as Jamison works some decent striking defense from the bottom.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Holyshit with a flurry of punches that miss.
Jamison has his hands on Holyshit's head, controlling the position.

We're going to have a standup here because Cole Jamison wasn't active enough for the referee's liking.
Holyshit throws a leg kick that misses.
Holyshit connects with an inside leg kick.
Holyshit tries to move into range but Jamison moves to the side and lands with a nice right hand.
Holyshit misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Jamison.
Holyshit blocks a head kick by Jamison.
Cole Jamison is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
Like a baseball bat into the meat of his leg there - nice leg kick by Jamison.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Jamison throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Jamison swings wildly with a hook that is half blocked by Holyshit.
Jamison moves in looking to clinch but Holyshit pushes him off.
Holyshit rushes in with a sloppy looking punch
and Jamison counters with a straight punch to the midsection.
Jamison bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.
Holyshit thows a left - swing and a miss!
Jamison blocks a leg kick.
Jamison bobbing and weaving, closes the distance and lands a hook to the side of Holyshit's head.
Well, he's not going to score with shots like that. A lazy body kick attempt from Holyshit.
Jamison scores with a jab to the head.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Jamison misses with a two punch combination.
Holyshit misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Jamison.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Jamison ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face.
Holyshit with poor footwork there. He got himself in a bit of a tangle, enabling Jamison to score with a decent uppercut.

Holyshit closes the distance and gets a trip takedown into side control. Jamison quickly recovers to half guard.
Holyshit trying to control the action but Jamison is working from the bottom.
Jamison blocking the ground and pound attempt from Holyshit.
Jamison is working for an escape here. He's hooked one of Holyshit's legs and he's managed to sneak out and take Holyshit's back!
Jamison trying to secure his dominant position for a moment - making sure Holyshit doesn't escape.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Jamison has controlled the position for a good 20 seconds, which will no doubt be starting to frustrate his opponent.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Cole Jamison dominated that round.
Both fighters have cut men working on them during the interval.
OK. That's time! The bell goes and we're back to the action.

Jamison steps to the side to avoid the strikes from Holyshit.
Holyshit fakes a head shot and lands one to the body.
Jamison thows a leg kick but Holyshit checks it
and Holyshit counters with a body kick.
Holyshit connects with a good right hand that stumbles Jamison. Jamison circles away out of range and recomposes himself.
Holyshit throws out a token jab with nothing on it.
Holyshit throws a sloppy head kick and Jamison moves out of range easily.
Jamison blocks the body kick.
Holyshit looking to throw a kick but he's pulled out of it.
Jamison throws a solid leg kick but Holyshit takes the impact on his shin and smiles at Jamison.
Jamison keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.

That's one minute gone in the round.
A chopping leg kick lands by Holyshit.
Holyshit scores with a big left there. The judges will like that one.
Jamison misses with a leg kick
and Holyshit counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.
Jamison keeps the fight standing with a nice sprawl.
Jamison lands with a nice low kick. That'll leave a bruise.
Jamison scores with a shot to the body.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Holyshit takes a big uppercut there. He seems a bit wobbly but no, he's OK.
Jamison defending well as Holyshit loads up on a big left hand.
Holyshit throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Holyshit scores with a jab to the head.
Jamison misses with a body kick.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Jamison getting the better of the striking in that exchange.
Holyshit fakes a jab and then connects with a hook.
Jamison moves out of range of the body kick from Holyshit.
Holyshit scores with a jab to the body.
Holyshit pivots, looking for a leg kick but Jamison is out of range and Holyshit settles back down.
Jamison connects with a looping right hand.
Holyshit comes forward and lands a shot to the body, then darts back out of range.
Nice body kick there by Holyshit.
Holyshit dips to his left and cracks Jamison with an uppercut!
Holyshit fails miserably with a takedown attempt.
Jamison scores with a nice right hand.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Jamison throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Nice uppercut lands for Holyshit. That snapped Jamison's head back.
Jamison tries to land a leg kick but Holyshit saw it coming and moves away.
Holyshit misses with a body kick.
Holyshit ducks low and lands a nice hook to the body of his opponent.
Holyshit fakes with a right hand and throws a good leg kick, right into the thigh. That had to hurt Jamison.
Nice shot lands for Holyshit.
Jamison throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Jamison on the wrong end of a nice low kick. He's acting like it's no big deal but he doesn't want to take many more of those.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
A looping hook to the body misses from Jamison. Holyshit does a little dance to reset his feet.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Holyshit loads up on a big right hand but Jamison slips the punch.
Holyshit misses with a hook. Jamison ducked under it nicely.
Holyshit checks a leg kick.

Holyshit lands a big right hand that sends Jamison crashing to the mat! Holyshit stays standing though and waves Jamison back to his feet!

Jamison is rocked!

Cole Jamison's cut is getting worse.
A really sloppy takedown attempt there from Holyshit.
Oh Jamison is still all over the place! His legs are completely gone! Will he be able to recover?!!
Cole Jamison has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Evander Holyshit.
A big right from Holyshit misses.
Jamison throws a sloppy body shot
and Holyshit counters with a nice body kick.
Both fighters are absolutely exhausted here.
BAM! Holyshit delivers a spinning backfist that drops Jamison like a ragdoll! This is all oooooveeeer! He was out before he hit the ground!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 4:34 of round 2, we have a winner by way of KO (Spinning Backfist). Evander Holyshit!
Evander Holyshit is the new heavyweight champion!
Evander Holyshit very nearly forgot to thank TFP Graphics - Pit Inc amongst all the excitement of his win but just as the interview came to a close, he screamed their name. Hopefully he'll get a few nice freebies in the mail as a thank you.