PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a welterweight MMA rules bout between Dixie Normous (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Ron Jeremy (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Buckle up people - heeeeeeeeeere we go!

Normous
vs
Jeremy

165 cm
26
178 lbs
2 - 2 - 0

168 cm
24
180 lbs
1 - 0 - 0

BJJ Purple Belt
Solid boxing
Granite chin

BJJ Blue Belt
Decent boxing
Heavy handed

CEC Nutrition Q160 & Loans

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the welterweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 2 - 2 - 0, fighting out of New York, Dixie Normous!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 1 - 0 - 0, fighting out of New York, Ron Jeremy!
The judges for this bout are Columbo Gatti, Dean Styles and Eddie Farnsworth.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
A looping hook to the body misses from Jeremy. Normous does a little dance to reset his feet.
Jeremy cracks Normous with a good jab.
Jeremy swings widly with a right hand
and Normous counters with a straight right hand.
Jeremy connects with a solid leg kick.
Ouch! a nice leg kick from Jeremy, right into the meat.
Normous is breathing heavily.
Jeremy uses good footwork to get in and out, landing a nice hook.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Jeremy looks to land a left hand but Normous moved out of range nicely.
Normous ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face.
Nice defenses there by Normous.
Ooooh, nice body kick lands from Jeremy. Normous shrugs it off though.
Nice shot by Jeremy.
Jeremy looks to land a right hand but Normous moved out of range.
Jeremy thows a left - swing and a miss!
Jeremy throws a looping overhand right but Normous ducks down to avoid it.
Jeremy throws a good cross that connects.

Normous is rocked!

That's one minute gone in the round.
Normous loses concentration momentarily and Jeremy pounces with a three punch combo! Right, left, right! Normous crashes face first to the mat, out cold! Jeremy finishes this one with a fantastically precise combo! Great stuff.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:09 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Punches). Ron Jeremy!
A less than humble Ron Jeremy misjudged his post fight interview somewhat and came across a little too arrogant whilst trying to hype up his own abilities.