PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a middleweight MMA rules bout between Nope Chuck Testa (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Jim Jones (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Chuck Testa comes to the cage accompanied by Nope Chuck Testa. Jones has chosen 2pac - I'm A Soldier as his entrance music. Over to our ring announcer for the fighter introductions!

Chuck Testa
vs
Jones

220 cm
26
185 lbs
3 - 3 - 0

180 cm
19
190 lbs
1 - 4 - 0

Good wrestling
Excellent boxer
Very quick

BJJ Purple Belt
Decent boxing
Heavy handed

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the middleweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 3 - 3 - 0, fighting out of Sydney, Nope Chuck Testa!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 1 - 4 - 0, fighting out of Sydney, Jim Jones!
The judges for this bout are Steve Erwin, Summer Carpenter and Skip Squint.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
A combination from Chuck Testa does no damage.
Jones doesn't succeed with the takedown
and Chuck Testa cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.
Jones takes a shot right to the bread basket.
Jones lands three nice shots there - that looked like it hurt!

It looks like Nope Chuck Testa has been cut.
Jones avoids a punch combination nicely.
Chuck Testa misses with a series of wild punches.
Chuck Testa lands a jab.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
A combination from Jones does no damage.
Jones closes this distance looking for a takedown but Chuck Testa circles away.
Jones shoots in for a takedown but doesn't get it.
Nope Chuck Testa has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Jim Jones.
Jones with a lazy takedown attempt
and Chuck Testa counters with a straight punch to the midsection.
Chuck Testa lets the fists fly and connects with a left straight followed by a right hook.

It looks like Jim Jones has been cut.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Chuck Testa paws at his opponent with the jab and then lunges in with a straight, right on the button.
Jones takes one to the side of the head.
Jones shoots in but doesn't get the takedown
and Chuck Testa counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head.
Chuck Testa throws a wild combination but nothing lands.
Jones misses with a takedown
and Chuck Testa counters with a quick right hand to the jaw.
Jones looks winded!
Jones with a lazy takedown attempt
and Chuck Testa counters with a straight that turns Jones's legs to rubber! Chuck Testa pushes forward with more strikes and Jones goes down, battered and bloody! That's a wrap folks!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:40 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Nope Chuck Testa!
Nope Chuck Testa seemed lost for words in his post fight interview but he remembered to thank his fans and directed everyone to his website.