PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Emeka Shakur (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Arnie Ironz (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Shakur's ring entrance music is that housewives' favourite, Tatanka - Africa. Ironz has chosen Limp Bizkit - Gold Cobra as his entrance music, which hasn't gone down very well with the crowd. There are an array of beautiful celebrities at ringside tonight! I wonder if any of them paid for their tickets.

Shakur
vs
Ironz

195 cm
34
255 lbs
30 - 8 - 1

188 cm
27
279 lbs
16 - 5 - 0

Good wrestling
World class boxer
Insanely flexible

Good wrestler
World class MT
Good gas tank

Hell's Balls Recovery (160)
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 5 rounds, for the heavyweight championship of the world!
Introducing the champion to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 30 - 8 - 1, fighting out of Helsinki, Emeka Shakur!
And introducing the challenger to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 16 - 5 - 0, fighting out of Amsterdam, Arnie Ironz!
The judges for this bout are Timothy Bukovac, Frank Antenori and Jack Bonds.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Shakur stuns Ironz with a nice body shot, before stepping back out of range.
Ironz tries to clinch up but Shakur circles away and keeps his distance.
Ironz doesn't manage to clinch there - Shakur circles away.
Shakur connects with a body shot.
Shakur fakes low and throws an overhand right that catches Ironz on the side of the head.
Shakur throws a body punch but Ironz moves out of range.
A bone on bone clash there as Shakur blocks the leg kick.
Shakur jabbing away but nothing is landing.
Shakur connects with a hook to the side of his opponent's head.
Ironz steps to the side to avoid the strikes from Shakur.
Ironz tries to clinch but Shakur moves out of range.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Ironz avoids a lazy jab quite easily.

Shakur lands a big head kick that sends Ironz tumbling to the mat! Shakur takes a step backwards and waves Ironz back to his feet - he wants the finish!

It looks like Arnie Ironz has been cut.
Shakur misses with a leg kick.
Ironz ducks under a wild hook from Shakur.
Shakur misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Ironz.
Ironz throws a nice outside leg kick.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Shakur throws a sloppy head kick and Ironz moves out of range easily.
Ironz is looking to take this fight into the clinch.
Ironz throws a leg kick that is checked
and Shakur counters with an inside leg kick.
Ironz pivots as if he's going to throw a leg kick but stops half way.
Ironz walks into a jab.
Shakur missing with a left hand there. Ironz was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.
Shakur lands with a straight right. Ironz didn't see that one coming.
Ironz throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
Ironz lands a jab to the nose.

It looks like Emeka Shakur has been cut.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Shakur takes a body punch but keeps moving.

Ironz gets to the clinch - let's see what his plan is here.
Shakur throws a blind hook that connects with the side of Ironzs head.
Ironz is working Shakur over against the cage.
Ironz is trying to wear down his opponent with knees to the body.
Shakur is breathing heavily.
Ironz is trying to wear down his opponent with knees to the body.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Still in the clinch, Ironz scores with a nice short uppercut.
Ironz prevents a body shot from Shakur.
Knees in the clinch landing for Ironz.
A shot in the inside from Ironz.
Still in the clinch, Ironz scores with a nice short uppercut.
Ironz lands with a quick shot inside that doesn't really do much damage.
Ironz putting his Muay Thai to good use. He has Shakur in a tight clinch and is doing some damage with knees to the body.
Ironz working some nice short punches in the clinch.
Ironz comes over the top with an elbow. That landed flush.
Ironz lands a hook that snaps the head of Shakur backwards.
Ironz looking to throw knees to the head but Shakur is blocking nicely.
Shakur misses with the head strike.
With the two fighters working up against the cage, Ironz just misses with a elbow thrown towards Shakur's brow.
Shakur wants to push off and get back to the center of the mat but Ironz has him pressed against the cage.
Shakur goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
Ironz lands a body punch - he's looking to wear down Shakur.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
A shot in the inside from Shakur.
Ironz lands a right hand that snaps the head of Shakur backwards.
Ironz lands with a quick shot inside that doesn't really do much damage.

Emeka Shakur's cut is getting worse.
Ironz gets an overhook and lands an elbow to the side of the head.
Shakur misses with a shot to the kidneys.
Shakur managing to block the knees to the body from Ironz.
Shakur misses with a hook from the clinch.
A head punch on the inside from Shakur fails to land.
Shakur misses with a punch on the inside.
Ironz lands a glancing elbow in the clinch.

Emeka Shakur's cut is bleeding quite badly. He's got to try and protect it.
Shakur wants to break the clinch but can't.
Ironz tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
Shakur misses with the head strike.
Shakur swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Ironz missing with knees to the body.
Ironz lands a damaging elbow.

The referee calls the doctor in to look at Emeka Shakur's cut. Oh no, the doctor has called an end to the bout!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 4:09 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Cut). Arnie Ironz!
Arnie Ironz is the new heavyweight champion!
A less than humble Arnie Ironz misjudged his post fight interview somewhat and came across a little too arrogant whilst trying to hype up his own abilities.