PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a middleweight MMA rules bout between Felipe LeBron (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Sylvester Scritsmier (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). LeBron's ring entrance music is that housewives' favourite, Cassidy-I'm A Hustla. Both these guys have solid standup skills and neither is particularly fantastic on the ground, so let's hope for a nice standup war!

LeBron
vs
Scritsmier

179 cm
27
185 lbs
5 - 1 - 0

180 cm
23
195 lbs
2 - 0 - 0

Good wrestling
Excellent boxer
Experienced

BJJ Blue Belt
Decent boxing
Very confident

Untouchable Fight Nutrition

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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the middleweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 5 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Hilo, Felipe LeBron!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 2 - 0 - 0, fighting out of New York, Sylvester Scritsmier!
The judges for this bout are Eddie Farnsworth, Dean Styles and Joseph Jones.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Scritsmier misses with a takedown attempt
and LeBron connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.
LeBron scores with a hook.
Scritsmier shoots in but doesn't get the takedown
and Scritsmier takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles.
Scritsmier takes a swing at LeBron's ribcage but misses.
Scritsmier thows a left - swing and a miss!
Scritsmier moves to clinch but LeBron breaks away
and LeBron counters with a lovely straight right hand!
LeBron defends well against a solid takedown attempt from Scritsmier.
Felipe LeBron has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Sylvester Scritsmier.
LeBron moves out of range of the strikes.
LeBron moves out of range of the strikes.
Scritsmier throws a right hand that misses
and LeBron counters with a lovely straight right hand!
Scritsmier throws a leg kick but LeBron sees it coming and moves out of range.
LeBron scores with a nice right hand.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Scritsmier swinging wildly here.
Ouch! a nice leg kick from LeBron, right into the meat.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Scritsmier throws a series of punches but LeBron moves out of range.
LeBron scores with a slapping inside leg kick.
LeBron sizes up Scritsmier with a pawing jab and scores with a straight right down the middle.
A solid leg kick lands there for LeBron.
Scritsmier throws a predictable looking body shot
and LeBron makes him pay by landing a nice hook to the body before moving out of range.
Scritsmier looks winded!
LeBron rushes forward with a series of wild hooks but Scritsmier moves out of range and avoids them all easily.
LeBron throws a two punch combo that lands nicely.
Scritsmier throws a chopping leg kick but LeBron manages to avoid taking any serious damage.
Scritsmier avoids a kick to the body.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
LeBron throws a combination but it was largely blocked by Scritsmier.
LeBron scores with a jab to the jaw.
LeBron is really peppering his opponent's head with punches.
LeBron lands with a nice body punch.
Scritsmier blocks the body kick.
Scritsmier closes this distance looking for a takedown but LeBron circles away.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Scritsmier throws a leg kick that is checked

and LeBron counters with a driving takedown into guard. Nice work there by LeBron.

LeBron stands up from Scritsmier's guard - LeBron perhaps looking for a knockout.
LeBron stuns Scritsmier with a nice body shot, before stepping back out of range.
Sylvester Scritsmier seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
LeBron connects with a body shot that sends Scritsmier's belly button to the back.
LeBron lands a nice leg kick that just misses Scritsmier's sensitive parts.
LeBron fakes a couple of low kicks, before throwing one on the third attempt. It connects and Scritsmier has to reset his feet before getting ready to engage.
Scritsmier avoids the head kick by LeBron.
Scritsmier misses with an uppercut.
LeBron lands with a cross.
LeBron uses good footwork to get in and out and land a nice right hand before Scritsmier has time to react.
Scritsmier avoids a punch combination nicely.
Scritsmier tries to score with an inside leg kick but telegraphs it and LeBron is able to avoid easily.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
LeBron scores with a crisp jab that stopped Scritsmier in his tracks.
LeBron is moving around nicely and scores here with a single head shot.
Scritsmier has his front leg slapped to the side - a nice low kick landing there from LeBron.
Scritsmier moves out of range as LeBron throws a body kick.
LeBron misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Scritsmier throws a combination but it was largely blocked by LeBron.
The fighters circling - Scritsmier throws out the jab but it was never going to land.
No joy there for LeBron, who threw a few shots but didn't land.
Scritsmier takes one on the chin but seems OK.
Scritsmier is trying desperately to land a takedown but LeBron is having absolutely none of it. This is turning into a bit of a nightmare for Scritsmier.
Scritsmier connects with a good right hand that stumbles LeBron. LeBron circles away out of range and recomposes himself.
Felipe LeBron is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
Scritsmier fakes high and swings low for a body shot but LeBron manages to avoid it.
Scritsmier misses with a looping right.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Scritsmier bobbing and weaving, closes the distance and lands a hook to the side of LeBron's head.
Scritsmier takes a hook to the side of the head. I wonder if that's got his ears ringing.
Scritsmier throws a body kick but he was well out of range there.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Scritsmier doesn't succeed with the takedown
and LeBron counters with a straight right hand.
LeBron checks the leg kick.
LeBron looks for the body kick but Scritsmier saw that one coming.
Scritsmier throws a shot from downtown. LeBron moves away and avoids it.
LeBron closes the distance and lands a one-two.
Scritsmier walks into a stiff left hand from LeBron.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Scritsmier on the wrong end of a vicious looking body shot.
Scritsmier looks shocked there as he takes a right hand to the temple.

Scritsmier is rocked!
Scritsmier walks into a jab.
Scritsmier is still on wobbly legs! Can LeBron finish him?
LeBron feints and then cracks Scritsmier's leading leg with a nice low kick. He's obviously looking to slow Scritsmier down.
LeBron lands with a right and another and another! Scritsmier is in big trouble! LeBron lands again and this time it's lights out for Scritsmier! A quality knockout there for LeBron.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 4:55 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Strikes). Felipe LeBron!
Felipe LeBron gave a mention to Untouchable Fight Nutrition in his post fight interview. That will please them (and hopefully generate some sales).