PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Emmet Brown (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Halbot Joloke (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Brown comes into the arena with Back to the Future blaring out of the sound system. Halbot Joloke is the more experienced fighter, so let's see if that makes a difference tonight.

Brown
vs
Joloke

200 cm
22
280 lbs
1 - 0 - 0

195 cm
22
270 lbs
1 - 0 - 0

BJJ Blue Belt
Excellent boxer
Granite chin

Good wrestler
Counter striker
Intelligent

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the super heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 1 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Sydney, Emmet Brown!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 1 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Sydney, Halbot Joloke!
The judges for this bout are Summer Carpenter, Eliza Hachem and Donatello Bradman.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
A big left from Brown misses.
Joloke slips a jab and a cross from Brown.
Brown wants to clinch up but Joloke keeps it at a distance.
Brown misses with a series of wild punches.
Brown throws a right and a left that Joloke avoids nicely.
Brown is looking to take this fight into the clinch.
Brown misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Brown fails to land with a series of punches.
Brown's corner calls for a 1,2 combination and Brown duly obliges.
No joy there for Brown, who threw a few shots but didn't land.
Brown moves into range and connects with a jab.
Brown fails to land with a series of punches.
Brown throws a wild combination but nothing lands.

Joloke gets a takedown into half guard.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Brown is not content to let Joloke control the position.
Brown manages to get to full guard.
Joloke showing good wrestling skills to control the position.
Joloke landing with the ground and pound.
Brown keeping moving, preventing Joloke from controlling successfully.
Joloke working some strikes from top position.

Joloke avoids a guillotine attempt easily.
Brown is breathing heavily.
Joloke landing with the ground and pound.

That's two minutes gone in the round.

Brown is looking for a triangle but Joloke pushes his legs off easily.
Joloke connects with a couple of short punches.
Joloke postures up and lands some nice ground and pound.
Joloke cracks Brown with a solid left hand.
Joloke content to strike from guard, landing some decent shots.
Joloke trying to control the position from guard on top but Brown is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.
Joloke is sitting in guard, working some ground and pound.
Joloke really doesn't want to stay on the ground with Brown. If he can't get it back to his feet, it's only a matter of time before he'll be tapping out.
Joloke is working Brown over from the guard. He should look to pass the guard and do a little more damage with these strikes.
Joloke working from the guard for now, landing some ground and pound.
Joloke postures up and scores with a shot to the body and a follow up elbow to the head.
Brown keeping full guard, as Joloke tries to pass.
Joloke must be cautious of submissions here, given that his opponent has the superior Jiu Jitsu.
Joloke postures up and lands a big shot to Brown's brow.
Joloke won't allow Brown to get back to his feet.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Joloke is standing up over Brown. Brown looks to escape but Joloke dives into side control.
Brown is trying to get back to his feet.
Brown is trying to get back to half guard. He's pushing on Joloke's leg. He's managed it. Nice work.
Brown is trying to control but can't.
Brown looks like he's trying to stand up.
Brown is trying to get back to full guard.
Brown is trying to stand up here but Joloke is controlling him well.
Brown avoiding damage under a succession of punches from Joloke.

The referee has ruled that neither fighter is active enough on the ground and has stood them back up.
Joloke fails with a takedown attempt.
Brown with a nice cross.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
The crowd are showing their displeasure at the lack of action as loud boos ring out around the arena.
Brown misses with the combination.
Joloke swats away the attempt to clinch by Brown.
Brown throws a body kick but he wasn't in range.
Brown rushes forward with a series of wild hooks but Joloke moves out of range and avoids them all easily.
A combination from Brown does no damage.
Brown misses with a body kick.
Brown tries to clinch up but Joloke circles away and keeps his distance.
A right-left combo lands from Brown.
Joloke has his hands up protecting his head but a hook from Brown finds it's way round the side to connect with Joloke's head.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

A close round but Halbot Joloke will probably get the nod.
Well, the break between rounds is over. Let's get back to the scrappin!

Joloke avoids a low kick by using good footwork.
A combination from Brown does no damage.
Brown darts in and out, connecting with a jab.
Brown tries to score with a low kick but Joloke moves his leg out of the way.
Brown looks to score with a combo but nothing lands.
Joloke blocks a head kick by Brown.
Brown looks to land a left hand but Joloke moved out of range nicely.
Joloke avoids a punch combination nicely.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Brown throws a shot from downtown. Joloke moves away and avoids it.
Brown tries to land a front kick but Joloke steps back. That was a bit too telegraphed.
Joloke doesn't manage to clinch there - Brown circles away.
Both fighters are absolutely exhausted here.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Joloke moves in looking to clinch but Brown pushes him off.
Joloke avoids a low kick by using good footwork.
Joloke slips a jab and a cross from Brown.
Brown fails to land with the punch combination there - jab, cross, hook, miss, miss, miss.
Brown slips under a jab.
Brown throws a series of punches but Joloke moves out of range.
Joloke avoids a punch combination nicely.
Joloke tries to clinch there but Brown circles away.
Brown tries to clinch but Joloke moves away

and Joloke counters into the clinch. Nicely done.
Brown can't break the clinch.
Brown is working for takedown but Joloke is calmly controlling the position for now.

Joloke manages to break the clinch.
Brown closes the distance but Joloke moves to the side

and Joloke counters by moving into the clinch.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Neither fighter has done anything of merit for a good minute or two here and the crowd are not happy about it.
Brown wants to break the clinch but can't.
Joloke prevents Brown from breaking the clinch.
Joloke prevents Brown from breaking the clinch.

Joloke breaks the clinch.
Joloke is looking to clinch.
Joloke wants to clinch up but Brown keeps it at a distance.
Brown looks to land a combination but Joloke avoids it well.
Brown fails with an attempt to clinch.
Joloke avoids a punch combination nicely.
Brown will need to tighten up his combinations if he doesn't want to gas himself out, swinging at thin air.
Emmet Brown seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Brown tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Emmet Brown is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Brown tries to close the distance and clinch up but Joloke swats him away and circles back towards the center.
A big right from Brown misses.
Brown throws a jab, cross combination which is slipped

and Joloke holds on and brings the fighters into a clinch.
Brown wants to break the clinch but can't.

Joloke breaks the clinch.
Brown rushes forward with a series of wild hooks but Joloke moves out of range and avoids them all easily.
Brown misses with a double jab.
Brown tries a head kick but it misses.
Brown keeps the fight on the outside.
Emmet Brown is looking to throw some combinations by the looks of things.
Joloke slips a straight right by Brown.
Brown misses with a low kick.
Joloke fails in his attempt to clinch.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Well. There's a bit of a lull in the action here and the crowd are starting to get restless.

Joloke has managed to clinch.
Brown is looking to break free of the clinch but Joloke has double underhooks.
Brown is looking to break free of the clinch but Joloke has double underhooks.

Joloke breaks from the clinch.
Joloke fails in his attempt to clinch.
Joloke misses with a hook. Brown ducked under it nicely.
Brown uses good head movement to avoid the hook from Joloke.
Brown misses with a jab, cross combination.
Brown fails to land with a series of punches.
Brown looks to clinch

and Joloke counters by moving into the clinch.
Boooooooooooooooooooo!!! God, this has been a terrible round. Come on you two, sort yourselves out!
Brown wants to break free. God knows he wants to breaaaak freeee.

Joloke manages to break the clinch.
Brown throws a series of punches but Joloke avoids them all with ease.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Halbot Joloke showed his class in that round. I'd imagine he'll take it on all the scorecards.
That's the end of the interval. I'm sure that seemed a lot quicker than a minute for our two fighters! Back to the action. So, we enter the final round. Let's see if either fighter can bring us a finish, or whether we're going to the judges scorecards.

Joloke moves into the clinch.
A short right from Brown on the inside.
Joloke prevents Brown from breaking the clinch.
Brown is trying to work out of this bad position, with his back against the cage.
Brown changes levels and goes for a takedown here. Joloke fights it off and pushes away nicely.
Joloke on the wrong end of an overhand right that came out of nowhere.

Joloke is rocked!
Brown lands with a big right hook that stumbles Joloke - he's out on his feet here! Brown follows up with another monster hook that separates Joloke from consciousness! Joloke falls, almost in slow motion to the canvas! Brown stands and admires his work as the crowd go wild.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:34 of round 3, we have a winner by way of KO (Punches). Emmet Brown!