PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a lightweight MMA rules bout between Graeme Norton (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Bobo James (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Norton kept the crowd waiting but all that was forgotten when his ring entrance music started. The incomparable musical genius that is back passage only. Over to our ring announcer for the fighter introductions!

Norton
vs
James

174 cm
21
154 lbs
1 - 4 - 0

177 cm
25
160 lbs
6 - 8 - 0

BJJ White Belt
Excellent boxer
Very quick

BJJ Blue Belt
Counter fighter
Knockout power

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the lightweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 1 - 4 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Graeme Norton!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 6 - 8 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Bobo James!
The judges for this bout are Tiny Johnson, Chris Downing and Gwen Towbar.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Norton scores with a jab. James acknowledges it with a nod of the head.
Norton scores with a reasonable looking shot to the body. James doesn't seem bothered though.
A telegraphed takedown attempt from James is defended easily by Norton.
Norton ducks low and lands a nice hook to the body of his opponent.
Norton feints a straight left to the body, then turns around with a flashy move and hits Jamess jaw with a dramatic spinning back fist!
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Norton throws a body punch but James moves out of range.
Norton jabbing away but nothing is landing.
Norton stuns James with a nice body shot, before stepping back out of range.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Norton digs a good hook to James's body.
Norton lands a slapping body shot.
James looks winded!

Norton sends James crashing to the mat with a devastating uppercut! Norton is motioning to the referee to let James up. He wants to try and finish this one on the feet!

James is rocked!

It looks like Bobo James has been cut.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Norton scores with a jab to the body.
James is still on wobbly legs! Can Norton finish him?
James walks into a straight right, dropping him to the canvas! Norton swarms him and finishes the fight with a hail of punches! What a brutal finish!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:34 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Punches). Graeme Norton!
Graeme Norton looked relieved post fight as he said the following; 'hey guys i'm just trying to be everyone's favourite queer!'.