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Coming up we have a welterweight MMA rules bout between Eric Cartman (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Johann Joensen (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Cartman comes to the cage accompanied by Santana Ft Everlast - Put Your Lights On. Joensen has chosen Gasolina as his entrance music. Eric Cartman could well score a knockout today. He has the power to get to Johann Joensen's chin.
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185 lbs
26 - 12 - 0 |
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180 cm
35
170 lbs
30 - 20 - 0 |
Great wrestler
Excellent boxer
Insanely flexible |
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World class MT
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the welterweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
26 - 12 - 0, fighting out of Amsterdam, Eric Cartman!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
30 - 20 - 0, fighting out of Amsterdam, Johann Joensen!
The judges for this bout are Timothy Bukovac, Jack Bonds and .
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Cartman digs a good body shot into Joensen's ribs.
Joensen throws a body punch but Cartman moves out of range.
Cartman looks to land a left hand but Joensen moved out of range nicely.
A good leg kick by Joensen.
Joensen misses with a telegraphed body shot
and Cartman counters with a nice uppercut.
Cartman takes a jab right on the kisser.
Cartman lands with a nice body punch.
Joensen looks to land a body kick but Cartman moved away.
Joensen lands a vicious shot with the stealth of a sniper and the strength of a viper. Are vipers that strong? I can think of lots of things that are stronger than a viper - not many rhyme with sniper though.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Cartman missing with a left hand there. Joensen was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.
Good exchange - Cartman coming out on top.
Joensen tries to grapple but his opponent circles
and Joensen takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles.
It looks like Johann Joensen has been cut.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Joensen is moving around nicely and scores here with a single head shot.
Joensen gets cracked with a nice right hand there by Cartman.
The sound of bone on bone echoes around the arena as Joensen checks a leg kick.
Joensen misses with a body kick.
Joensen misses with a head kick.
A big left from Cartman misses.
Nice straight punches there by Joensen. You know Roy Jones Jr respects the hands of Joensen.
Cartman takes a swing at Joensen's ribcage but misses.
Joensen throws a body punch but Cartman moves out of range.
Joensen lands a leg kick and bounces back out of range.
Cartman moves forwards but Joensen connects with a nice, crisp jab.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Joensen misses with a straight left.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Joensen throws a leg kick which misses Cartman's front leg but catches the back leg as Cartman tries to avoid it.
Nice takedown defense from Cartman. No joy for Joensen on that attempt.
Joensen loads up on a big right hand but Cartman slips the punch.
Cartman throws a leg kick but he was too far away and it doesn't land.
Cartman lands a nice looking body shot.
Cartman takes a body punch that cleary hurt but he's trying not to show any weakness.
Joensen drops his hands momentarily and Cartman takes advantage with a crisp shot to the head.
Joensen jabbing away but nothing is landing.
Joensen tries to score with an inside leg kick but telegraphs it and Cartman is able to avoid easily.
Cartman closes the distance and takes a jab right on the nose as he does so.
Joensen cracks the inside of Cartman's front leg.
Cartman scores with a jab. Joensen acknowledges it with a nod of the head.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Cartman chopping away at his opponent's legs.
A leg kick checked by Cartman.
A combination from Cartman does no damage.
Cartman blocks a leg kick.
Cartman throws a poor cross that misses
and Joensen counters with a body kick that brings a smile to the face of both fighters.
Joensen bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.
Joensen keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Joensen feints and then cracks Cartman's leading leg with a nice low kick. He's obviously looking to slow Cartman down.
Horrible takedown by Cartman or perhaps it was just good defense by Joensen which made him look bad.
Joensen stumbles momentarily as he takes a strong leg kick from Cartman.
Cartman misses with a looping right.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
A telegraphed right hand from Joensen misses the target.
Cartman swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Joensen connects with the punch.
Joensen has used his reach advantage pretty well so far tonight.
Joensen fakes a head shot and lands one to the body.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Cartman clobbers Joensen with an overhand right that has the crowd gasping. That made a horrendous noise.
Joensen jabs away that one connects to the head of his opponent.
Joensen connects with a lovely right hand, straight down the pipe.
Cartman is rocked!
Joensen scores with a body shot.
Oh Cartman is still all over the place! His legs are completely gone! Will he be able to recover?!!
Cartman is breathing heavily.
Joensen moves in close and cracks Cartman with a massive right hand! Cartman, frozen momentarily in time, tumbles to the canvas, already out cold! A brutal knockout by Joensen!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 4:45 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). Johann Joensen!
Johann Joensen decided to thank the fans in attendance for making a great atmosphere. It seemed to go down pretty well.
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energy
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hype
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pop
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mgr
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RATING
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