PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between El Loco (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Jaws Talltree (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Talltree has chosen Jaws as his entrance music. Over to our ring announcer for the fighter introductions!

Loco
vs
Talltree

205 cm
28
275 lbs
13 - 10 - 0

210 cm
27
280 lbs
7 - 2 - 0

Good wrestling
World class boxer
Very quick

Good wrestler
Lethal high kicks
Good gas tank

CRAZY COW Co. 159

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 13 - 10 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, El Loco!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 7 - 2 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Jaws Talltree!
The judges for this bout are Wesley Smith, Chris Downing and Robert Twigg.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Some wild striking there from Talltree.
Loco tries a low kick but Talltree avoids it.
Talltree scores with a reasonable looking shot to the body. Loco doesn't seem bothered though.
A combination from Loco does no damage.
Loco swings wildly with a hook that is half blocked by Talltree.
Talltree throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Talltree swings for the body but Loco moves out of range.
A head kick misses from Talltree.
Loco feints and then cracks Talltree's leading leg with a nice low kick. He's obviously looking to slow Talltree down.
Talltree walks straight into a jab right on the nose. That one stung - he's blinking and trying to clear his head.
Talltree has a nice red mark on his side after a thudding body kick by Loco.
Talltree throws a body kick that misses.
Loco lands a pitter patter jab to the forehead of his opponent.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Loco fakes a head punch and goes low to the body. Nicely done.
Loco looks to land a right hand but Talltree moved out of range.
Loco throws out a loose jab but Talltree uses good head movement to avoid it.
Talltree lands a head kick!

That's one minute gone in the round.
Loco tries to clinch but Talltree moves out of range.
Talltree keeps his opponent at a distance with a nice jab.
Loco throws a nice inside leg kick.
Talltree will need to close the distance a bit before he attacks - that leg kick was thrown from too far away.
Loco misses with a jab and misses with a cross straight after too.
Talltree on the wrong end of a vicious looking body shot.
Talltree will need to tighten up his combinations if he doesn't want to gas himself out, swinging at thin air.
Talltree moves out of range of the leg kick from Loco.
Loco avoids the head kick by Talltree.
Talltree tries a head kick but it misses.
A big left from Loco misses.
Loco fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Talltree manages to avoid it.
Talltree moves out of range as Loco strikes.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Loco is looking to score with low kicks.
Talltree is looking to land body kicks.
A bone on bone clash there as Talltree blocks the leg kick.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
A slapping leg kick lands for Loco.
Talltree is on the wrong end of a nice combination from Loco.
Talltree gets his head snapped back by a nice shot there.
Talltree misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Loco misses with a jab and misses with a cross straight after too.
Talltree takes a nice looking leg kick right on the meat of his thigh there.
Talltree tries a head kick but it misses.
Loco misses with a two punch combination.
Loco ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face.
Loco fakes a jab and throws a low kick but Talltree checks it well.
Talltree throws a head kick that misses.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Talltree thows a body shot but no joy.
Talltree defending well as Loco loads up on a big left hand.
Loco uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Talltree.
Loco takes a body punch but keeps moving.
Talltree is throwing a lot of body shots here, looking to wear down Loco rather than just go for the knockout.
Talltree moves out of range of the leg kick from Loco.
Loco feints and then cracks Talltree's leading leg with a nice low kick. He's obviously looking to slow Talltree down.
Talltree tries to land a front kick but Loco steps back. That was a bit too telegraphed.
Loco throws a two punch combo that lands nicely.
Loco throws a low kick but Talltree avoids it.
Loco throws a combination but it was largely blocked by Talltree.
A jab from Loco does it's job there.
Loco blocks a head kick by Talltree.
Talltree throws a head kick but Loco moves out of range.
Loco blocks a head kick by Talltree.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Loco throws a leg kick but Talltree sees it coming and checks it nicely.
El Loco seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
A solid leg kick lands there for Talltree.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
A big right from Loco misses.
Loco misses with a straight right.
Loco lands a really nice looking cross but Talltree seems unphased.
Loco chopping away at his opponent's legs.
Loco misses with a wild combination.
Talltree fakes the leg kick and cracks Loco in the body.
Talltree ducks under a wild hook from Loco.
Loco dodges the punch combination from Talltree.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Talltree slips a straight right by Loco.
Talltree throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

That was a close round but I would say that El Loco will probably get the nod.
That's the end of the interval. I'm sure that seemed a lot quicker than a minute for our two fighters! Back to the action.

Loco fakes low and throws an overhand right that catches Talltree on the side of the head.
Talltree pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Loco connects with a jab.
A slow jab from Loco misses its intended target.
Talltree punishes Loco's body with a nice straight punch.
El Loco is winning the standup battle so far.
Talltree lands with a slapping head kick.
Loco finds nothing but air with that leg kick attempt.
Loco moves out of range as Talltree throws a body kick.
Loco lands a vicious shot with the stealth of a sniper and the strength of a viper. Are vipers that strong? I can think of lots of things that are stronger than a viper - not many rhyme with sniper though.
Nice uppercut there from Loco.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Loco throws an ugly left hook that misses
and Talltree counters with a straight punch to the midsection.
Loco misses with an uppercut. Talltree saw that one coming.
Talltree swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.
Loco dips down and scores with a jab to the body.
Talltree tries to land a front kick but Loco steps back. That was a bit too telegraphed.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Talltree steps to his left, right into the path of a big body kick from Loco. That one must have hurt.
Loco throws a leg kick but Talltree sees it coming and moves out of range.
Talltree slips a straight right by Loco.
Talltree showing good head movement there, avoiding the strikes from Loco.
Loco avoids a kick to the body.
Talltree uses good footwork to get in and out and land a nice right hand before Loco has time to react.
Loco doesn't react quick enough there as he takes a shot to the body.
Loco missing with a left hand there. Talltree was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.
Crunch! Talltree slams his shin into Loco's torso.
Both fighters are absolutely exhausted here.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
A looping hook to the body misses from Talltree. Loco does a little dance to reset his feet.
Talltree throws a sloppy head kick and Loco moves out of range easily.
Talltree throws a leg kick but he was too far away and it doesn't land.
Talltree checks the leg kick.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Talltree pivots as if he's going to throw a leg kick but stops half way.
Loco swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Talltree looks for the body kick but Loco saw that one coming.
Talltree throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
A head kick misses from Talltree.
Talltree keeping at a good range here, avoiding a leg kick.
Talltree displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as Loco throws out the jab.
Talltree swings for the body but Loco moves out of range.
Loco throws a front kick aimed at Talltree's knee but Talltree avoids it well.
Talltree moves out of range of the body kick from Loco.
Loco tries to clinch up.
Talltree throws a leg kick which misses Loco's front leg but catches the back leg as Loco tries to avoid it.
Talltree fakes the leg kick and cracks Loco in the body.
Loco has his hands up protecting his head but a hook from Talltree finds it's way round the side to connect with Loco's head.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Talltree cracks the inside of Loco's front leg.
Talltree thuds a left hand into Loco's body.
Talltree keeps Loco at a distance using the push kick.
Talltree throws a sloppy head kick and Loco moves out of range easily.
Talltree chopping away at his opponent's legs.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Talltree throws a leg kick which misses Loco's front leg but catches the back leg as Loco tries to avoid it.
Talltree chopping away at his opponent's legs.
Loco stumbles momentarily as he takes a strong leg kick from Talltree.
Talltree throws a body punch but Loco moves out of range.
Loco on the wrong end of a vicious looking body shot.
Talltree misses with a wild body shot.
Talltree lunges in with swinging rights and lefts but Loco circles away quickly and effectively.
Talltree throws a sloppy head kick and Loco moves out of range easily.
Loco throws a head kick but Talltree moves out of range.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Talltree swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Talltree throws out a powerful jab.
Talltree jabs away that one connects to the head of his opponent.
Talltree pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Loco avoids a punch combination nicely.
Loco throws a right hand that Talltree ducks under and follows up with a left that Talltree also avoids with ease.
Talltree misses with a low kick.
Loco checks the leg kick.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Loco ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face.
Loco throws a low kick but Talltree moves out of range easily.
Loco moves into range and throws a lovely three punch combination.
Loco takes a kick to the side of the head.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Jaws Talltree showed his class in that round. I'd imagine he'll take it on all the scorecards.
The corners get their ten second warning. Both fighters stand from their stools and stare eachother down, ready to get back to the action. Let's get this one finished - here comes the final round!

Talltree uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Loco.
Loco misses with a hook. Talltree ducked under it nicely.
Talltree tries a head kick but it misses.
Talltree slips a straight right by Loco.
Loco throws a body punch but Talltree moves out of range.
Loco takes a head kick and shrugs it off.
Talltree is looking to land body kicks.
Loco scores with a nice right hand.
Talltree throws a head kick but Loco moves out of range.
A solid leg kick lands there for Talltree.
Loco tries a low kick but Talltree avoids it.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Talltree keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from Loco.
Loco throws a wild combination but nothing lands.
Talltree scores with a body shot.
Both fighters are breathing heavily.

That's one minute gone in the round.
A head kick misses from Talltree.
Loco keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Loco takes a punch right to his stomach. That took the wind out of him momentarily.
Like a baseball bat into the meat of his leg there - nice leg kick by Talltree.
Talltree scores with a push kick.
Talltree just misses with a punch to the body.
Talltree misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Loco takes a push kick to the midsection and stumbles backwards.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Talltree throws a head kick that misses.
Nice shot by Talltree.
Loco throws the left hand but Talltree avoids the punch easily.
Talltree thows a body shot but no joy.
Talltree ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Loco moves away.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Talltree keeps his opponent at a distance with a nice jab.
Loco fakes low and throws an overhand right that catches Talltree on the side of the head.
A looping hook to the body misses from Loco. Talltree does a little dance to reset his feet.
Talltree moves away from the strike by Loco.
Loco throws a hook to the side of Talltree's head but Talltree sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully.
Loco throws a wild body kick that Talltree sees coming a mile off.
Talltree just misses with a punch to the body.
Talltree fails to land with a series of punches.
Loco walks into a straight right hand from Talltree.
Loco throws a solid leg kick but Talltree takes the impact on his shin and smiles at Loco.
Loco is hobbling a little on that front leg after taking quite a few leg kicks so far in this fight.
Loco lands with a nice combination. Talltree backs away looking to recover.
Some wild striking there from Loco.
Talltree looks shocked there as he takes a right hand to the temple.
This entire fight has taken place on the feet so far and you wonder whether Loco might be better served trying to take this one to the ground because he's losing the standup battle so far.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Loco throws out a loose jab but Talltree uses good head movement to avoid it.
Talltree throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
Talltree scores with a slapping inside leg kick.
Loco throws an overhand right that lands on Talltree's shoulder, as Talltree tries to avoid the shot.
Loco throws a leg kick that is checked
and Talltree counters with a kick to the head that grazes his opponent. Loco is lucky that one didn't land flush.
Talltree throws a leg kick which misses Loco's front leg but catches the back leg as Loco tries to avoid it.
That kick from Loco tenderised Talltree's leg. Talltree is trying to keep his angry face on.
Talltree ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Loco moves away.
Loco avoids the head kick by Talltree.
Loco throws a body punch but Talltree moves out of range.
Talltree scores with a punch to the gut of his opponent.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Loco throws a hook but Talltree avoids it easily.
Loco uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Talltree.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Loco scores with a jab to the head.
Loco lands a two punch combo.
Loco ducks under a wild hook from Talltree.
Loco ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Talltree moves away.
Loco fakes a couple of low kicks, before throwing one on the third attempt. It connects and Talltree has to reset his feet before getting ready to engage.
Talltree circles away from the clinch attempt.
A solid leg kick lands there for Loco.
Loco fails to land with the punch combination there - jab, cross, hook, miss, miss, miss.
Loco checks a low kick. Bone on bone - not my idea of a good time.
Talltree throws a head kick that misses.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Loco takes a head kick and keeps coming.
Loco throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
Loco walks into a left hand.

And that's the end of the fight!
Jaws Talltree comfortably won the final round on my scorecard.
Well Talltree has outworked and out performed his opponent in all aspects of the game today. He was simply too good and the decision should be no more than a formality. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Wesley Smith scores the fight 28:29
Judge Chris Downing scores the fight 28:29
Judge Robert Twigg scores the fight 28:29

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Jaws Talltree!
A relieved looking Jaws Talltree thanked the fans for their support and gave the usual line about them being amazing. They seemed to believe that he actually meant it.