PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a featherweight MMA rules bout between James Assange (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Mic Krilla (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Assange comes into the arena with Eddie Van Halen - Eruption blaring out of the sound system. Krilla has chosen A Tribe Called Quest - Buggin' Out as his entrance music. James Assange is staring across the cage at his opponent, tweaking his nipples... Tweaking his own nipples that is.

Assange
vs
Krilla

176 cm
27
155 lbs
17 - 5 - 0

169 cm
27
158 lbs
11 - 5 - 0

Good wrestling
World class boxer
Cardio machine

Good wrestler
Dangerous knees
Heavy handed

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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the featherweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 17 - 5 - 0, fighting out of New York, James Assange!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 11 - 5 - 0, fighting out of Hilo, Mic Krilla!
The judges for this bout are Alan Glass, George Francis and Cecil Peabody.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Ooooh, nice body kick lands from Krilla. Assange shrugs it off though.
Assange connects with a body shot that sends Krilla's belly button to the back.
Krilla throws a hook but Assange blocks it.
Krilla lands with a head kick! That's gotta hurt.
Krilla on the wrong end of a nice hook.
Assange lands with a straight right. Krilla didn't see that one coming.

Krilla closes the distance and clinches.
Assange lands a shoulder strike that jolts his opponent's head backwards.
Assange softening up his opponent with strikes, against the cage.
Assange has a couple of punches blocked by Krilla.
Krilla tries to throw a body punch but Assange avoids it by throwing Krilla back against the cage.
Krilla tries a knee to the head but Assange blocks it.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Krilla blocks a body shot from Assange.
Assange tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
Nice body punch from Assange - that landed with a thud.
Krilla throws a vicious knee straight up the middle but Assange blocks it with crossed arms.
Assange pushes Krilla back against the cage and lands a hook to the side of the head.
Krilla blocks a body shot from Assange.
Assange blocks a knee to the body. He'll have a nicely bruised forearm in the morning.
Krilla tries a knee to the head but Assange blocks it.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Assange cracks Krilla with a nice body shot.
The referee calls for Assange to work.
Krilla with an attempt at a knee that misses.
Still in the clinch, Assange scores with a nice short uppercut.
Assange digs a right hand underneath Krilla's ribcage. Krilla let out a lung full of air as it connected.
Assange stays in close to his opponent and throws a right hand to the body.
Krilla tries to land a knee to the head but Assange blocks with his arms.
Assange misses with a hook to the ribs.
Krilla tries a knee to the head but Assange blocks it.
Assange presses Krilla against the cage and delivers a mid-strength body shot.
Krilla looks winded!
Assange lands with a quick shot inside that doesn't really do much damage.
Assange has Krilla pressed against the cage.
Krilla looking to throw knees to the head but Assange is blocking nicely.
Assange blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Assange is trying to slow down the pace in the clinch, to catch his breath.
Assange lands a right uppercut that snaps the head of Krilla backwards.
Assange scores with an uppercut up the middle.
Assange scores with a hook to the body.
Assange blocks an uppercut.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Krilla tries to work over Assange's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
Assange works on Krilla's body with a couple of short punches.
With the fighters clinched against the cage, Assange creates a bit of distance for himself and scores with a nice uppercut.
A short uppercut from Assange.
Assange scores with a shot to the side of Krilla's head.
Assange tries to throw a body punch but Krilla avoids it by throwing Assange back against the cage.
Krilla landing knees to the body.
Assange gets through Krilla's defenses to land a nice punch to the side of the head.
Assange lands a shoulder strike that jolts his opponent's head backwards.
Assange blocks a punch to the side of the head.
Krilla throws a head punch that misses.
A short right hand to the side of the head by Assange.
Assange lands with a left to the head.

Krilla is rocked!
Assange throws a big uppercut that drops Krilla! More strikes from Assange and the referee jumps in to stop the fight! Krilla lies dazed against the cage as Assange celebrates with his cornermen!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:48 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). James Assange!
In his post fight interview, James Assange started talking himself up. Luckily his charisma kept the crowd on side and gave him a good reception.