PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a light heavyweight MMA rules bout between Bruce Bee (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Mutha Fucka (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Fucka has chosen Impaled Nazarene - "Total War/Winter War" as his entrance music, which hasn't gone down very well with the crowd. We have two fighters making their debuts here, so let's see who comes out of this one with their first professional victory.

Bee
vs
Fucka

200 cm
20
200 lbs
0 - 0 - 0

195 cm
18
204 lbs
0 - 0 - 0

BJJ Blue Belt
Brawler
Big heart

BJJ Blue Belt
Brawler
Granite chin

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the light heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 0 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Helsinki, Bruce Bee!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 0 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Helsinki, Mutha Fucka!
The judges for this bout are Tarja Halkonen, Johanna Lukiainen and Ben Zyskovitsi.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Bee throws a looping left and ducks down for a takedown. He's got his arms around Fucka's waist but Fucka gets an underhook and avoids the takedown by throwing Bee off to one side.

Bee scores a trip takedown into side control. Nice.
Fucka prevents Bee from improving position.
Fucka is trying to control Bee's posture but Bee avoids it.
Fucka is trying to stand back up. He's worked his way up against the cage but Bee has just dragged him back down to the mat.

Bee decides to stand back up.

Fucka takes the fight into the clinch.
Bee prevents Fucka from breaking the clinch.

Bee manages to pull guard.
Bee looking for a sweep. Not yet Bee, not yet.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.

That's one minute gone in the round.

Fucka drops back for a leg! It's a sloppy attempt though and Fucka jumps back into guard quickly, to retain the dominant position.
Fucka is just sitting in guard, looking to avoid any submissions.

Fucka gets to his feet. Bee looking to butt scoot but the ref puts an end to that. On your feet son!
Bee is breathing heavily.
Fucka with a lazy takedown attempt

and Bee decides to take the opportunity to score a takedown. He's landed in Fucka's guard.

Bee drops back looking for a heel hook - he quickly realises he's not going to get it but Fucka manages to dive on top of him before he can escape and now Bee has Fucka in his guard.
Bee is trying to control the position from the bottom.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Bee keeping moving, preventing Fucka from controlling successfully.
Bee is looking to stand up but Fucka isn't so interested in that idea.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Fucka pressing down on his opponent's thigh, looking to pass guard. Bee is keeping the position for now.
Bee is trying to control the position but Fucka postures up.

Bee working away from the bottom but not quite defensive enough there because Fucka has passed into half guard!
Fucka tries to stand but his arm is trapped.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
The crowd are starting to boo a lack of action.
Fucka controlling the action here.
Fucka passes the guard and advances to mount!
Fucka trying to control but Bee is having none of it.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Bruce Bee dominated that round.
The fighters get back to their feet, the hooter sounds and we're back to the action!

Fucka throws a combination. Bee tries to block but a couple of punches get through.
Bee takes a body punch that cleary hurt but he's trying not to show any weakness.
Bee avoids a punch combination nicely.
Fucka misses with a takedown

and Bee counters with a nice double leg into half guard.
Fucka holds on for dear life, maintaining half guard for now.
Bee is trying to get back to his feet now but his leg is trapped.
Fucka wants to get back to his feet.

Fucka looking for submissions off his back.
Both fighters are absolutely exhausted here.
Fucka is not content to let Bee control the position.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Bee seems content to maintain position for now, rather than mounting any offense.

Bee decides to return to a standing position.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
A lull in the action here being met with boos from the crowd.
Fucka tries to clinch there but Bee circles away.
Fucka fails with the takedown

and Bee counters with a single leg into guard. Fucka didn't expect that.
Bee throws a big right hand that misses.
Bee wants to stand and escape but instead Fucka has hit a sweep and he's now on top in guard.
Bee is striking but Fucka is not phased and passes to half guard.
Bee is trying to stand.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Fucka seems very keen to just sit and control from half guard but Bee does not like that idea so much and is remaining active off his back.

Fucka decides to stand and escape the position.
Bee tries for a takedown but Fucka circles away easily

and Fucka counters with a driving takedown into guard. Nice work there by Fucka.
Fucka won't allow Bee to sweep him here.
Bee keeping full guard, as Fucka tries to pass.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Fucka wants to stand but Bee is controlling his posture from full guard.

Fucka decides he's had enough of playing guard and decides to stand. Come on Bee, up you get!
The crowd applaud the fighters efforts here as the round comes to an end.

Bee fakes an overhand right and shoots for a takedown. Fucka sprawls well initially but Bee persists and gets the takedown into half guard.
Bee trying to control from half guard but Fucka is working away.
Bee is thwarting Fucka's attempts to control the position.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

That was a close second round but I would say that Bruce Bee will probably get the nod.
That's the end of the interval. I'm sure that seemed a lot quicker than a minute for our two fighters! Back to the action. This is the final round!

Bee with a poor takedown

and Fucka counters with a nice double leg into side control. Bee won't be happy with that.
Bruce Bee overall seems to be getting the better of the ground position in the fight so far.

Fucka working hard here to secure a kimura but he's not really in the right position for it.
Bee tries to improve position but can't.
Bee can't do much from the bottom here.

Fucka thinks about going for a far side armbar but bails out and retains the dominant position instead.
Both fighters are breathing heavily.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Bee tries to slip a leg under to move to half guard but Fucka presses down on the leg and jumps into full mount!
Fucka tucks in and makes sure he doesn't lose the dominant position.
Bee is desperately trying to improve his position but Fucka has a good base and remains in mount.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Well. There's a bit of a lull in the action here and the crowd are starting to get restless.

Fucka stands up from the dominant position, so we're back on the feet.
Fucka fails to land with a series of punches.
Fucka will have to do better than that with his takedown attempts.
Bee doesn't succeed with the takedown

so Fucka counters with a double leg into guard. Good agility.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Fucka looking to sit in guard and control but Bee gets the butterfly guard and sweeps. He's now in the guard on the top.
Fucka avoiding any damage from the ground and pound.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Bee stands up and looks to throw the legs aside to pass to side control. Fucka swivels though and keeps the full guard.
Bee working some ground and pound from guard but it's not doing any damage.
Fucka wants to stand up but Bee is controlling him.
Bee pressing down on his opponent's thigh, looking to pass guard. Fucka is keeping the position for now.
Mutha Fucka has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!

That's four minutes gone in the round.
The crowd are getting on the fighters' backs, as the pace has dropped off in the last minute or so.
Bee trying to control the position from guard on top but Fucka is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.
Bee throws a strike but Fucka rolls with it and manages to sweep. Now he's in guard on top.
Bee looking to control.

And that's the end of the fight!
Mutha Fucka comfortably won the final round on my scorecard.
I think Bee has won this one but let's see what the judges have to say. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Tarja Halkonen scores the fight 29:29
Judge Johanna Lukiainen scores the fight 29:28
Judge Ben Zyskovitsi scores the fight 29:28

In favor of your winner, by majority decision... Bruce Bee!