PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between TheNewYork Dumbass (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Lefty Wilson (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Both fighters look fresh as a daisy as they make their way towards the cage.

Dumbass
vs
Wilson

187 cm
18
273 lbs
1 - 0 - 0

195 cm
19
240 lbs
0 - 0 - 0

BJJ White Belt
Dangerous knees
Granite chin

BJJ Blue Belt
Brawler
Granite chin

Brute

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 1 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, TheNewYork Dumbass!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 0 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Lefty Wilson!
The judges for this bout are Frank Dennis, Wesley Smith and Gwen Towbar.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!

Wilson gets the takedown into side control.

Wilson decides to stand back up. Wilson steps back and let's Dumbass get back to his feet.
A shot to the liver by Dumbass. Beautiful body shot.
Dumbass misses with a wild body shot.
Dumbass lands with a good body shot.
Dumbass dips down and scores with a jab to the body.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Wilson keeps the fight on the outside.
Dumbass connects with a crisp jab.
Dumbass fails with an attempt to clinch.
Dumbass could do with losing a few pounds - he looks very soft around the mid section, to put it politely.

Dumbass has taken the fight to the clinch.
Dumbass misses with a punch to the body.
Dumbass lands on the inside with an uppercut.
Wilson fails to pull guard.
Some stalling of biblical proportions here from Wilson.
Wilson tries to pull guard but Dumbass holds him up against the cage and eventually Wilson drops back down to his feet.
Wilson drops to a knee looking for a takedown but Dumbass gets the underhooks and prevents it.
TheNewYork Dumbass has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Lefty Wilson.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Wilson takes a shot to the head.
Wilson tries to pull guard but Dumbass forces him back to his feet, against the cage.
Wilson looks winded!
Nice body punch from Dumbass.
Wilson takes a shot to the head.
Dumbass lands a hook to the side of the head.
Dumbass lands a shoulder strike that jolts his opponent's head backwards.
Dumbass throws a knee to the head but misses.
Dumbass lands a shoulder strike that jolts his opponent's head backwards.
Dumbass lands with a right to the head.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Wilson misses the knee to the body. Nice hip positioning from Dumbass.
Dumbass makes some space for himself and lands an uppercut.
Dumbass stays in close to his opponent and throws a right hand to the body.
A short right from Dumbass.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Dumbass blocks an elbow strike.
Dumbass lands with a left to the head.
Dumbass lands on the inside with an uppercut.
Dumbass lands a shoulder strike.
Dumbass scores with a shot to the side of Wilson's head.
A short left from Dumbass.
Dumbass lands with a short punch from the clinch.
A short body shot lands from Dumbass as the two fighters clinch.
Dumbass lands with a good tight uppercut to the head.
Dumbass stays in close to his opponent and throws a right hand to the body.
Dumbass lands with a quick shot inside that doesn't really do much damage.
Dumbass lands a right uppercut that snaps the head of Wilson backwards.
Dumbass lands a right hand that snaps the head of Wilson backwards.
A right hand to the body from Dumbass.
Dumbass lands a hook that snaps the head of Wilson backwards.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Wilson tries to circle away but Dumbass has him pinned against the cage.
Wilson on the defensive, avoiding the knees to the body.
A short body shot lands from Dumbass as the two fighters clinch.
A short uppercut from Dumbass.
Dumbass tries a knee to the head but he's missed.
Dumbass with an attempt at a knee that misses.
Dumbass pushes Wilson back against the cage and lands a hook to the side of the head.
A short right from Dumbass on the inside.
Dumbass pushes Wilson back against the cage and lands a hook to the side of the head.
A battle for position here, against the cage.
Dumbass lands a right uppercut that snaps the head of Wilson backwards.
Dumbass lands a body punch.
Dumbass lands a nice shot to the body.
Dumbass lands on the inside with an uppercut.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
A right handed body shot lands from Dumbass.
A short left from Dumbass.
Dumbass lands on the inside with an uppercut.
Dumbass lands a body punch - he's looking to wear down Wilson.
Dumbass pushes Wilson back against the cage and lands a hook to the side of the head.
Dumbass lands with a short head shot on the inside.
Dumbass scores with an uppercut up the middle.
Good body shot from Dumbass.
A short right from Dumbass.
A short uppercut from Dumbass.
Dumbass lands a body shot in the clinch.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Dumbass lands a shoulder strike that jolts his opponent's head backwards.
Dumbass lands punches inside but they're not really causing much damage.
Dumbass lands a right hand that snaps the head of Wilson backwards.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

TheNewYork Dumbass dominated that round.
The fighters get back to their feet, the hooter sounds and we're back to the action!

Dumbass lands a big right hand that sends Wilson crashing to the mat! Dumbass stays standing though and waves Wilson back to his feet!
Wilson misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Dumbass changes levels and scores with a jab to the body.
TheNewYork Dumbass is winning the standup battle so far.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
The fight stays on the outside here - Dumbass looks like he's thinking about clinching though.
Wilson takes a shot to the body in his stride.
Dumbass wants to clinch up but Wilson keeps it at a distance.
Wilson takes a shot right to the bread basket.
Dumbass lands a nice looking body shot.

Dumbass cracks Wilson with a big right hand that sends him to the floor! Wilson looks wobbly but he's sprung back up to his feet straight away… can Dumbass finish him?
Dumbass lands a nice hook to Wilson's body. Wilson takes it in his stride and looks to land his own strikes.

Oooooh!!! Dumbass has knocked Wilson down with a huge combo! Dumbass steps away and waves a wobbly Wilson back to his feet! This one might not go much longer!

Wilson is rocked!
Wilson is breathing heavily.

Dumbass fakes with an overhand right and moves in to clinch with Wilson, pushing him back against the cage.
Wilson is still on wobbly legs! Can Dumbass finish him?
Dumbass lands with a quick shot inside that doesn't really do much damage.
Dumbass lands with a right to the head.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Wilson taking a breather.
Dumbass lands with a left to the head.
Dumbass lands a right uppercut that snaps the head of Wilson backwards.

Dumbass drops Wilson onto one knee with a big uppercut from the clinch! Wilson is propped up by the cage and works his way back to his feet!
Dumbass creates a bit of distance for himself, with Wilson pressed up against the cage and cracks Wilson with a massive uppercut! Wilson goes down! He's out cold! Wow, that was some serious power there by Dumbass!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:28 of round 2, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). TheNewYork Dumbass!