PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a middleweight MMA rules bout between Turd Ferguson (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Anthony Burgess (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). I'm sure you'll be fascinated to know that I was talking to some pointless Z list celebrity before the fight and he thought that Anthony Burgess was going to win. Let's see if he was right.

Ferguson
vs
Burgess

185 cm
30
200 lbs
20 - 14 - 1

190 cm
30
196 lbs
20 - 11 - 2

Good wrestling
Dangerous knees
Cardio machine

BJJ Purple Belt
Excellent MT
Powerful

Prestige Nutrition (160!)

Performance Enhancing Drugs

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 2 rounds, in the middleweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 20 - 14 - 1, fighting out of Los Angeles, Turd Ferguson!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 20 - 11 - 2, fighting out of Los Angeles, Anthony Burgess!
The judges for this bout are Don Winkell, Frank Antenori and Timothy Bukovac.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
An inside leg kick from Burgess misses.
Burgess throws a jab but it's blocked by Ferguson.

Ferguson moves into the clinch.
Kneeeeees! The crowd are calling for knees to the body. Ferguson obliges.
Ferguson has Burgess pressed against the ropes, preventing Burgess from circling away and getting back to striking at range.
Burgess lands with a good tight uppercut to the head.
Ferguson utilising his Muay Thai to score with a knee to the body.
An uppercut to the body lands inside from Ferguson.
Burgess looks winded!
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Burgess goes for a takedown in the clinch but Ferguson prevents it.
Burgess takes a knee right on the jaw!

It looks like Anthony Burgess has been cut.
Knees in the clinch landing for Ferguson.
Ferguson stalling in the clinch.
Ferguson throws a knee to the head but misses.
A short body shot lands from Ferguson as the two fighters clinch.
Ferguson effectively controlling the action here.
A quick uppercut on the inside from Ferguson.
Ferguson displaying some good clinch control by pressing Burgess up against the ropes.
Burgess throws a head punch that misses.

That's one minute gone in the round.

Ferguson manages to break the clinch.
Ferguson throws a one two combo.
Ferguson fakes a jab and throws a low kick but Burgess checks it well.
Burgess throws a jab but it's blocked by Ferguson.
Ferguson tries to clinch but Burgess moves away
and Burgess counters nicely by changing levels and landing a hook to the body.
Ferguson staying out of range there.
Ferguson tries to close the distance and clinch up but Burgess swats him away and circles back towards the center.
Ferguson's corner calls for a 1-2. Ferguson obliges with the 1 part as he scores the single shot and moves back out of range.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Ferguson throws a low kick but Burgess moves out of range easily.
Ferguson misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Burgess misses with a right hand
and Ferguson counters with a low kick, right behind Burgess 's knee.
Ferguson misses with an uppercut. Burgess saw that one coming.
Ferguson fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Burgess manages to avoid it.
Burgess takes a jab right on the kisser.
Burgess connects with a jab.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Ferguson walks forward and throws out a flicking leg kick. Burgess checks it nicely though, as he moves to the side.
A combination from Burgess does no damage.
Burgess circles away from the clinch attempt.
Ferguson slips a straight right by Burgess.

Oooooh!!! Ferguson has knocked Burgess down with a huge combo! Ferguson steps away and waves a wobbly Burgess back to his feet! This one might not go much longer!

Burgess is rocked!

Ferguson clinches with his opponent.
Burgess is still on wobbly legs! Can Ferguson finish him?
Ferguson tries to stall but Burgess uses the opportunity to gain a better position.
Burgess seems to have recovered his senses.
Burgess is trying to slow down the pace in the clinch, to catch his breath.
Ferguson lands with a short punch from the clinch.
Ferguson lands punches inside but they're not really causing much damage.
Burgess misses with a hook from the clinch.
Ferguson fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Ferguson.
Ferguson misses with a hook to the ribs.
Ferguson prevents a body shot from Burgess.
Ferguson is looking to score with knees to the body. Maybe he'll change it up and go body then head. Burgess is defending well for now.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Burgess wants to strike at distance but he can't break free of the clinch.
Burgess lands an uppercut.
Burgess wants to break free but Ferguson has control.
Ferguson is trying to maintain a safe position but Burgess gets an underhook and turns Ferguson into the ropes.
Burgess avoiding damage as Ferguson throws knees to the body.
Ferguson lands with a short head shot on the inside.
Burgess's head jolts backwards as he takes an uppercut right on the button!
Ferguson tries a body shot but Burgess blocks it.
Ferguson is working Burgess over against the ropes.
Ferguson misses with a hook to the ribs.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
A real battle for position is taking place between these two warriors.
Burgess tries a body shot but Ferguson blocks it.
Ferguson lands a hook that snaps the head of Burgess backwards.
Ferguson utilising his Muay Thai to score with a knee to the body.
Ferguson lands a good knee to the midsection. Burgess won't want to take too many of those.
Ferguson is trying to wear down his opponent with knees to the body.
Ferguson tries a knee to the head but he's missed.
Ferguson softening up his opponent with strikes, against the ropes.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Ferguson lands an uppercut.
Ferguson throws a blind hook that connects with the side of Burgesss head.
A right hand to the body from Ferguson.
Ferguson creates a bit of space for himself and sneaks an elbow through Burgess's defenses.
Burgess looking to stall.
Ferguson working on landing some head shots here - that one got through nicely.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Ferguson.
Ferguson pushes Burgess back against the ropes and unloads with a body punch.
Ferguson lands a right hand that snaps the head of Burgess backwards.
Ferguson is trying to wear down his opponent with knees to the body.
Still in the clinch, Ferguson scores with a nice short uppercut.
Ferguson misses the knee to the body. Nice hip positioning from Burgess.
A nice right hand lands inside from Ferguson.
Ferguson scores with a knee to the head.
Ferguson working the clinch nicely. Burgess is working for position but Ferguson cracks him with a big knee to the head! Burgess crumples up against the ropes and Ferguson lands two more shots before the ref can save Burgess! This one is all over!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 4:56 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Knee & Punches). Turd Ferguson!
A less than humble Turd Ferguson misjudged his post fight interview somewhat and came across a little too arrogant whilst trying to hype up his own abilities.