PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Iron First (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Bert Kreischer (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Kreischer has chosen Lynyrd Skynyrd - Sweet Home Alabama as his entrance music. We have two fighters making their debuts here, so let's see who comes out of this one with their first professional victory.

First
vs
Kreischer

192 cm
18
275 lbs
0 - 0 - 0

195 cm
21
265 lbs
0 - 0 - 0

BJJ White Belt
Excellent MT
Granite chin

Good takedowns
Brawler
Inexperienced

Namunamu Clothing

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 0 - 0 - 0, fighting out of St Petersburg, Iron First!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 0 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Bert Kreischer!
The judges for this bout are Robert Twigg, Alan Glass and Cecil Peabody.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
First throws a head kick that connects with a bit of head and a bit of hand.
First darts in trying to clinch

and Kreischer counters with a shoot takedown. First fights it but they end up in guard.
Kreischer controls the pace of the fight for a moment.
Let's hope that Kreischer has the urge to step up the pace any second now because for the last 15 or 20 seconds he's just been holding on tight.
Kreischer's corner are shouting for him to control the position and he seems happy to oblige.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Kreischer passes First's left leg - he's now in half guard.
Kreischer is thwarting First's attempts to control the position.
First could do with losing a few pounds - he looks very soft around the mid section, to put it politely.
First wants to improve his position but Kreischer is controlling well.

That's one minute gone in the round.

Kreischer maintaining the dominant position here and is working for a kimura. He's locked it up! First could be in real trouble here! He's trying to wriggle out but Kreischer has cracked it and First is screaming in pain - he's tapped out! Great finish by Kreischer!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:37 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (Kimura). Bert Kreischer!
Bert Kreischer made sure to give a little speech post fight, saying 'FIGHT GONE BAD Las Vegas!!! They made me THE MACHINE! '.