PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Coheed Cambria (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Chandler Bing (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Coheed Cambria is staring across the cage at his opponent, tweaking his nipples... Tweaking his own nipples that is.

Cambria
vs
Bing

200 cm
23
265 lbs
3 - 6 - 0

197 cm
25
255 lbs
1 - 0 - 0

BJJ Blue Belt
Brawler
Experienced

BJJ Blue Belt
Decent boxing
Intelligent

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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 3 - 6 - 0, fighting out of Montreal, Coheed Cambria!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 1 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Montreal, Chandler Bing!
The judges for this bout are Ian Loll, Alec Ball and Robert Douchet.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Bing scores with a hook to the body. Cambria takes a step back and tries to catch his breath.

Bing gets caught on his heels momentarily as he allows Cambria to score an easy takedown into full guard.
Bing has a closed guard, preventing Cambria from standing up.
Cambria stopping the sweep attempt from Bing.
Bing wants to get back to his feet but Cambria is in a dominant position and won't allow it.
Bing wants to sweep but no luck.
Bing preventing the ground and pound from doing any damage.
Cambria throwing strikes from guard but Bing blocks nicely.
Cambria loading up with the ground and pound but he's missing more than he's landing in this flurry.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Cambria throwing strikes from guard but Bing blocks nicely.
Cambria throws a big right hand that misses.
Cambria stopping the sweep attempt from Bing.
We get told so often about how wrestlers don't like to be on their backs. Let's see if Bing can do anything to dispel that myth.
Bing utilising some decent striking defenses from the guard, preventing the ground and pound.
Bing wants to get back to his feet but Cambria is in a dominant position and won't allow it.
Cambria throws a strike but Bing rolls with it and manages to sweep. Now he's in guard on top.
Cambria is trying to stand up but he's not managed so far.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Bing pushing down on Cambria's thigh, trying to pass to half guard. He's managed it... Nice work.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Cambria pushes Bing off looking to stand but Bing dives back in and keeps control.
The referee calls for the fighters to work.
Cambria wants to improve his position but Bing is controlling well.
Bing tries to stand and escape but Cambria is controlling the position.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Bing throwing shots but they're hitting the canvas more than the man.
Cambria tries to strike from the bottom but it doesn't land.
Bing passes into side control, despite Cambria's attempt to control the position.

Bing decides to stand up, so the ref orders Cambria to his feet.
Cambria shoots for a double leg takedown but Bing sprawls well. He's pushed Cambria's face into the mat and manages to get back to his feet relatively easily.
Nice uppercut there from Bing.
Bing lands a jab. Then a cross. Then finally a nice hook to the body. Good work there by Bing.
Bing fakes a head shot and lands one to the body.
Bing dips down and scores with a jab to the body.
Cambria is breathing heavily.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Cambria shoots in but no luck this time.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Bing scores with the left hand. Cambria knows he should have avoided that one.
Bing lands with a cross to side of his opponent's head.
A punch lands to the side of Cambria 's head but he takes it in his stride.
Bing is moving around nicely and scores here with a single head shot.
Cambria drops his hands momentarily and Bing takes advantage with a crisp shot to the head.
Cambria takes one on the button.
Bing lands an uppercut out of nowhere! Cambria falls backwards - clearly groggy! Bing dives in and finishes the fight with more strikes for a TKO finish!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 4:30 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Chandler Bing!