PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Adolf Bin Laden (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Konstantinos Unstoppable (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Unstoppable has chosen Audiomachine- Blades of Death as his entrance music. Adolf Bin Laden has the edge in experience - let's see if he can make that count tonight.

Bin Laden
vs
Unstoppable

190 cm
36
275 lbs
20 - 7 - 0

190 cm
25
264 lbs
2 - 0 - 0

Good wrestling
Excellent boxer
Very strong

BJJ Purple Belt
Brawler
Granite chin

New World Order Clothing

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 5 rounds, for the heavyweight championship of the world!
Introducing the champion to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 20 - 7 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Adolf Bin Laden!
And introducing the challenger to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 2 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Konstantinos Unstoppable!
The judges for this bout are Cecil Peabody, Gwen Towbar and Chris Downing.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Unstoppable wants to clinch but Bin Laden slips to the side
and Bin Laden counters with a leg kick.
Bin Laden lands with a nice combination. Unstoppable backs away looking to recover.

It looks like Konstantinos Unstoppable has been cut.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Good leg kick by Bin Laden there. It's the ones that make that thud noise that hurt and that was an almighty thud.
Look low, kick high! Bin Laden uses the oldest trick in the book to send Unstoppable tumbling to the canvas, in a truly brutal knockout! Bin Laden is absolutely delighted - when Unstoppable wakes up, I doubt he'll be quite so happy!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:16 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Head Kick). Adolf Bin Laden!
Adolf Bin Laden retains his heavyweight title!