PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a welterweight MMA rules bout between King Destroyer (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Nope Chuck Testa (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Destroyer kept the crowd waiting but all that was forgotten when his ring entrance music started. The incomparable musical genius that is Eminem - Kill You. Chuck Testa has chosen Nope Chuck Testa as his entrance music. Nope Chuck Testa has the better chin. Will he look to stand and bang today?

Destroyer
vs
Chuck Testa

150 cm
28
182 lbs
6 - 7 - 0

220 cm
26
185 lbs
4 - 4 - 0

Good takedowns
Counter fighter
Experienced

BJJ Purple Belt
Decent boxing
Powerful

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the welterweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 6 - 7 - 0, fighting out of Sydney, King Destroyer!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 4 - 4 - 0, fighting out of Sydney, Nope Chuck Testa!
The judges for this bout are Skip Squint, Damien Edna and Winston Howard.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Chuck Testa throws a jab to the body, straight down the pipe. Boom. That sent Destroyer stumbling backwards but he manages to regain his composure quickly.
Chuck Testa stalks Destroyer and leaps in with a furious combination of punches. Uppercuts and crosses smash into Destroyer's face. Destroyer staggers backwards, shaken.
Destroyer doesn't succeed with the takedown

and Chuck Testa moves into the clinch.
Destroyer drops to a knee looking for a takedown but Chuck Testa gets the underhooks and prevents it.

Chuck Testa pushes off and circles away, back to the middle of the mat.
Nice body punch from Chuck Testa.
Chuck Testa is a painfully thin specimen of a man. You do wonder whether a good body kick would snap him clean in two.
Chuck Testa displaying good standup as he scores with a three punch combination.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Chuck Testa comes forward and lands a shot to the body, then darts back out of range.
Destroyer is breathing heavily.
Destroyer takes a shot right to the liver - Bas would have been proud of that punch.
Chuck Testa lands a body shot.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Chuck Testa scores with a one two! Destroyer had his feet all tangled up there and couldn't avoid the strikes.
Chuck Testa drops Destroyer with a huge uppercut! Destroyer drops to the floor like a sack of potatoes. Chuck Testa is raining down punches and the ref stops the fight! This one is all over!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:14 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Nope Chuck Testa!
A victorious Nope Chuck Testa thanked his army of followers in his post fight interview, telling people to make sure they follow him on Twitter.