PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a featherweight MMA rules bout between Great Cornholio (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Kranc Squirel (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Cornholio comes to the cage accompanied by Du Hast by Ramstein - Cornholio Mix. I don't know about you partner, but I'm pumped for this one!

Cornholio
vs
Squirel

169 cm
25
150 lbs
0 - 0 - 0

178 cm
22
145 lbs
1 - 5 - 0

BJJ Blue Belt
Solid Muay Thai
Good chin

BJJ White Belt
Excellent boxer
Powerful

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the featherweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 0 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Tokyo, Great Cornholio!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 1 - 5 - 0, fighting out of Tokyo, Kranc Squirel!
The judges for this bout are Shirou Masuda, Taro Takaoka and Kenichi Hosakawa.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!

The fight moves into the clinch position.
Cornholio fails to pull the fight into his guard.
Squirel is trying to work out of this bad position, with his back against the cage.
Squirel gets underhooks to prevent Cornholio's takedown attempt.
Squirel wants to get back to striking at distance but Cornholio won't allow it.

Squirel breaks from the clinch.
Squirel stuffs a takedown. It's all about dictating where the fight takes place and Squirel wants it to stay on the feet.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Great Cornholio. That's going to take a lot out of him.

Cornholio moves into range and clinches up with Squirel.
Cornholio tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.

Cornholio breaks the clinch.
Cornholio throws a head kick that misses.
Squirel throws a series of punches but Cornholio avoids them all with ease.
Squirel keeps the fight standing with a nice sprawl.
Cornholio throws a jab but it's blocked by Squirel.
Squirel misses with a double jab.
Cornholio looks for a takedown here. Will he get it? Squirel is fending him off so far but Cornholio persists. Nope, Squirel circles away and we're back to standing.
Cornholio swings and misses with a hook to the body.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Cornholio swings and misses with a hook to the body.

Cornholio forces Squirel back against the cage and clinches.
Cornholio jumps guard but his hands slip and he falls flat on his back. Well, he's made himself look a right mug there, as Squirel walks away with a smile on his face. Cornholio gets slowly back to his feet and shakes his head.
Squirel throws a wild combination but nothing lands.

Cornholio forces Squirel back against the cage and clinches.
Cornholio has Squirel pressed against the cage, preventing Squirel from circling away and getting back to striking at range.

Cornholio gets a nice trip takedown into half guard.
It looks like the ref is thinking about a standup.
Cornholio trying to pass the guard but Squirel defending well.
Squirel is trying to stand.
Cornholio passes to full mount!
The referee warns Squirel that he has to improve his position here as he takes two more clean shots to the head.

Squirel is flailing around, obviously not happy about being mounted. Cornholio locks hold of one of his arms and spins for an armbar. He's got it! Squirel is forced to tap!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:58 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (Armbar). Great Cornholio!
Great Cornholio got down on his knees post fight and begged the management for a title shot. 'Please, I want that title shot so bad! Give it to me!'