PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a lightweight MMA rules bout between Charles Handly (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Turd Fergisson (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Handly comes to the ring accompanied by You Dropped a bomb on me. Fergisson has chosen Legion of Doom as his entrance music. Charles Handly could well score a knockout today. He has the power to get to Turd Fergisson's chin.

Handly
vs
Fergisson

173 cm
29
159 lbs
15 - 10 - 0

150 cm
31
162 lbs
16 - 4 - 0

Great wrestler
World class boxer
Cardio machine

Good wrestler
Basic striking
Fast

El Zoido's Feeble Fightwear *** ROUPA DOS BROTHER*

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, for the lightweight championship of the world!
Introducing the champion to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 15 - 10 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Charles Handly!
And introducing the challenger to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 16 - 4 - 0, fighting out of Amsterdam, Turd Fergisson!
The judges for this bout are , Jack Bonds and Timothy Bukovac.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Fergisson doesn't succeed with the takedown
and Handly counters with a stiff right hand.
Fergisson has his takedown stuffed
and Handly counters with a shot to the ribs. That looked like it hurt.
Handly moving in and out of range nicely, whilst landing the scoring shot.
Fergisson takes a jab right on the nose. That must have hurt but he shrugs his shoulders and looks to return the favor.
Fergisson shoots in but doesn't get the takedown
and Handly counters with a straight right hand.
Charles Handly has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Turd Fergisson.
Fergisson shoots in but doesn't get the takedown
and Handly counters with a stiff right hand.
Handly throws a body kick that digs right into the meat.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Handly scores with a body shot.
A head kick from Handly lands but Fergisson takes it in his stride.
Fergisson shoots and misses
and Handly counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.

Fergisson is rocked!
Handly lands a right hook to the body.
Fergisson is still on wobbly legs! Can Handly finish him?
Fergisson wants to stay close but Handly steps back to make room for something. Fergisson seems frozen to the spot and bam! huge swing of the leg from Handly and Fergisson drops like he has been shot! A huge head kick and it's all over!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:57 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Head Kick). Charles Handly!
Charles Handly retains his lightweight title!
Charles Handly took to the microphone after his victory and thanked his sponsors, KAISER for their support in the buildup to the fight.