PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between George Costanza (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Jeffrey Lebowski (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Costanza comes to the cage accompanied by Jacco- När mörkret faller . Lebowski has chosen VHB - Freedom Fighter as his entrance music, which hasn't gone down very well with the crowd. The fight MMA fans around the world have waited their entire lives for!

Costanza
vs
Lebowski

197 cm
24
275 lbs
16 - 13 - 0

201 cm
29
280 lbs
12 - 6 - 0

Good wrestling
Excellent boxer
Very quick

Good wrestler
World class boxer
Fast

KAISER
$100

Hardcore Nutrition
Perkele!

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 16 - 13 - 0, fighting out of Helsinki, George Costanza!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 12 - 6 - 0, fighting out of Helsinki, Jeffrey Lebowski!
The judges for this bout are Tarja Halkonen, Roosa Järviläinen and Arvi Lind.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!

Costanza shoots in for a takedown and gets it.
Lebowski looks like he's trying to stand up.

Lebowski is defending against the submission attempts here by Costanza.

Costanza is working for a submission of some sort.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.

Costanza maintaining the dominant position here and is working for a kimura. He's locked it up! Lebowski could be in real trouble here! He's trying to wriggle out but Costanza has cracked it and Lebowski is screaming in pain - he's tapped out! Great finish by Costanza!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:51 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (Kimura). George Costanza!
George Costanza gave a mention to KAISER in his post fight interview. That will please them (and hopefully generate some sales).