PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Master Shuai jiao (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Waldorf Astoria (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Shuai jiao comes to the cage accompanied by Everything in its right place- Radio Head. Astoria is bobbing his head along to his entrance song: Waltz from Les Sylphides. Shuai jiao has a slight injury, which hopefully won't affect the fight too much. Waldorf Astoria has the power to score a knockout today if he connects clean with Master Shuai jiao's chin.

Shuai jiao
vs
Astoria

200 cm
35
216 lbs
34 - 14 - 0

180 cm
33
174 lbs
36 - 16 - 0

Decent wrestler
Lethal high kicks
Very strong

BJJ Purple Belt
Good kicks
Solid chin

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 34 - 14 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Master Shuai jiao!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 36 - 16 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Waldorf Astoria!
The judges for this bout are Ryoma Takatsuka, Colin Fray and Paul Gruel.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Shuai jiao misses with an uppercut
and Astoria cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.
Astoria throws a leg kick which misses Shuai jiao's front leg but catches the back leg as Shuai jiao tries to avoid it.
Astoria misses with the combination.
Waldorf Astoria seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Astoria throws out a powerful jab.
Shuai jiao is breathing heavily.
Some bone on bone action there as Shuai jiao checks a low kick. Luckily it wasn't a particularly hard one.
Shuai jiao jabs Astoria right on the nose. Astoria blinks but takes it well.
Nice defenses there by Astoria.
Astoria misses with a kick to the body.
Astoria cracks Shuai jiao with a hook to the jaw. Both fighters smile at eachother and high-five before getting back down to business.
Nice straight punches there by Astoria. You know Roy Jones Jr respects the hands of Astoria.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Astoria thumps Shuai jiao with a low kick.
Shuai jiao takes a thudding leg kick, right into the meat of the thigh.
Astoria tries a head kick but it misses.
Astoria avoids a lazy jab quite easily.
Astoria scores with a leg kick.
Astoria tries to score with an inside leg kick but telegraphs it and Shuai jiao is able to avoid easily.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Astoria motions for Shuai jiao to come forward. Astoria throws a leg kick but it misses it's target.
Astoria lunges in with an uppercut that skims his opponent's chin.
Shuai jiao takes a shot to the body in his stride.
Astoria scores with a slapping inside leg kick.
Astoria throws a head kick that half lands.
Astoria fakes with a right hand and throws a good leg kick, right into the thigh. That had to hurt Shuai jiao.
Astoria tries to bum rush Shuai jiao with a series of wild strikes but Shuai jiao uses good footwork to avoid the assault.
Astoria connects with an inside leg kick.
The fighters circling - Astoria throws out the jab but it was never going to land.
Astoria pushes Shuai jiao away with a front kick.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Nice shot lands for Astoria.
Shuai jiao walks into a stiff left hand from Astoria.
Shuai jiao takes an uppercut right on the jaw but it doesn't phase him.

Shuai jiao is rocked!
Shuai jiao throws a combination but comes up with nothing but fresh air.
Oh Shuai jiao is still all over the place! His legs are completely gone! Will he be able to recover?!!
Astoria tries to score with an inside leg kick but telegraphs it and Shuai jiao is able to avoid easily.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Astoria throws a head kick but Shuai jiao moves out of range.
Shuai jiao seems to have got his legs back now.
Astoria lands a leg kick and bounces back out of range.
Thud! ouch! good body kick from Astoria - that will leave a mark!
Astoria looks to land a combination but Shuai jiao avoids it well.
A head kick from Astoria lands but Shuai jiao takes it in his stride.
A nice leg kick lands there from Astoria.
Shuai jiao stumbles momentarily as he takes a strong leg kick from Astoria.
Astoria fakes low and throws an overhand right that catches Shuai jiao on the side of the head.
Shuai jiao blocks a low kick nicely.
Shuai jiao takes a jab on the nose there. A little bit of blood seems to be coming out. Hopefully that won't affect his breathing.
Shuai jiao has a nice red mark on his side after a thudding body kick by Astoria.
Astoria lands a jab to the head.
Boom, another hit is landed. "You're gunna get knocked out" taunts Astoria, as that shot connected.
Shuai jiao sees a low kick coming and goes to check it, but it's actually a body kick and it thuds into his unprotected ribs.
Astoria goes for a spinning back kick but it misses.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Astoria throws a big shot that misses.
Astoria wings a very wild body shot but it does the job and lands to the midsection.

Astoria has managed to clinch.
A knee to the head by Astoria.
Shuai jiao is looking to break free of the clinch but Astoria has double underhooks.
Astoria struggles to land a body shot inside as Shuai jiao controls his hands.
A knee to the head by Astoria.
A head punch on the inside from Astoria fails to land.
Astoria lands a nice uppercut.
Astoria tries to land a knee to the body but he is off balance and Shuai jiao avoids it.
Astoria lands a knee to the head there! That was nasty!

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Astoria looking to throw knees to the head but Shuai jiao is blocking nicely.
Shuai jiao looks like he'd prefer to be striking at range right now.
Astoria misses with a body punch.
Astoria connects with a nasty looking knee right to Shuai jiao's face.
Shuai jiao wants to strike at distance but he can't break free of the clinch.
Astoria scores with a shoulder strike.
Shuai jiao on the defensive, avoiding the knees to the body.
Astoria throws a punch but it's blocked by Shuai jiao.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Shuai jiao takes a knee right on the jaw!
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Astoria lands a left hand that snaps the head of Shuai jiao backwards.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Waldorf Astoria dominated that round.
Well, the break between rounds is over. Let's get back to the scrappin!

Astoria darts in and lands a big hook, right on the button! Shuai jiao's legs crumble underneath him as he falls to the canvas! The ref tackles Astoria before he gets to land any more shots to his stricken foe.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:05 of round 2, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). Waldorf Astoria!
A very excited looking Waldorf Astoria made sure he remembered to thank all the fans both in the arena and on the internet. He said all the coolest people spend all day on MMA websites, which got a big reaction.