PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a welterweight MMA rules bout between Nope Chuck Testa (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Punchy McArmsnappington (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Chuck Testa comes to the cage accompanied by Nope Chuck Testa. Nope Chuck Testa is staring across the cage at his opponent, tweaking his nipples... Tweaking his own nipples that is.

Chuck Testa
vs
McArmsnappington

220 cm
26
185 lbs
5 - 4 - 0

185 cm
21
180 lbs
2 - 0 - 0

Good wrestling
Excellent boxer
Very quick

Good takedowns
Counter fighter
Determined

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the welterweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 5 - 4 - 0, fighting out of Sydney, Nope Chuck Testa!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 2 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Sydney, Punchy McArmsnappington!
The judges for this bout are Bruno Hogan, Hugh Johnson and Winston Howard.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Chuck Testa throws a combination but it was largely blocked by McArmsnappington.
Nope Chuck Testa seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Chuck Testa with a body punch. A glancing blow.
Chuck Testa throws a series of punches but McArmsnappington moves out of range.
Chuck Testa throws a right hand that McArmsnappington ducks under and follows up with a left that McArmsnappington also avoids with ease.
Chuck Testa swinging wildly here.
Chuck Testa looks to score with a combo but nothing lands.
Chuck Testa misses with the combination.
Chuck Testa misses with a few strikes there.
Chuck Testa will need to tighten up his combinations if he doesn't want to gas himself out, swinging at thin air.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Chuck Testa lands a nice hook to McArmsnappington's body. McArmsnappington takes it in his stride and looks to land his own strikes.
Chuck Testa throws a right and a left that McArmsnappington avoids nicely.
McArmsnappington takes one on the chin but keeps coming.
McArmsnappington showing good head movement there, avoiding the strikes from Chuck Testa.
Chuck Testa jabs at McArmsnappington's body.
Chuck Testa throws a series of punches but McArmsnappington avoids them all with ease.
Chuck Testa rushes forward with a series of wild hooks but McArmsnappington moves out of range and avoids them all easily.
Chuck Testa throws a one two combo.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Boom, another hit is landed. "You're gunna get knocked out" taunts Chuck Testa, as that shot connected.
Chuck Testa lands three nice shots there - that looked like it hurt!
Chuck Testa misses with a two punch combination.
Chuck Testa fakes a head shot and lands one to the body.
Chuck Testa ducks low and lands a nice hook to the body of his opponent.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
McArmsnappington avoids the body shot from Chuck Testa.
McArmsnappington slips a jab and a cross from Chuck Testa.
Chuck Testa scores with a body shot.
Chuck Testa misses with a jab and misses with a cross straight after too.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Chuck Testa fakes and then throws a beautiful body shot. McArmsnappington looks a bit winded and takes a step backwards to take a breath.
Chuck Testa is looking to wear down McArmsnappington with body shots, infact he's throwing more body shots than head shots at the moment.
A right-left combo lands from Chuck Testa.
Chuck Testa scores with a big left there. The judges will like that one.
Chuck Testa lands with a nice body punch.
Chuck Testa misses with a series of wild punches.
Chuck Testa scores with a decent looking hook.
A looping hook to the body misses from Chuck Testa. McArmsnappington does a little dance to reset his feet.
Chuck Testa stalks McArmsnappington and leaps in with a furious combination of punches. Uppercuts and crosses smash into McArmsnappington's face. McArmsnappington staggers backwards, shaken.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Chuck Testa tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but McArmsnappington was well out of range. Poor timing from Chuck Testa.
Chuck Testa is using his reach advantage well here, landing the more effective single shots from range.
Chuck Testa works McArmsnappington's body with a nice hook.
Chuck Testa cracks McArmsnappington with an open hand slap.
Chuck Testa catches McArmsnappington with a nice straight right. He seems pissed - ooooh, it's on now! On like donkey kong!
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
McArmsnappington keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Nope Chuck Testa is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
Chuck Testa throws a wild combination but nothing lands.
Chuck Testa tries to bum rush McArmsnappington with a series of wild strikes but McArmsnappington uses good footwork to avoid the assault.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
McArmsnappington slips a jab and a cross from Chuck Testa.
McArmsnappington avoids a punch combination nicely.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Nope Chuck Testa dominated that round.
The referee calls time. The cornermen exit stage left and we're back to business.

A lazy left from Chuck Testa finds it's target.
Nice uppercut there from Chuck Testa.
Chuck Testa takes a swing at McArmsnappington's ribcage but misses.
Chuck Testa fails to land with a series of punches.
Chuck Testa throws a series of punches but McArmsnappington avoids them all with ease.
McArmsnappington takes one on the chin but seems OK.
Both these guys seem content to just stand up and trade with eachother but McArmsnappington might want to think about changing up his gameplan a bit because over the course of the fight, Chuck Testa has got the better of the exchanges.
A combination from Chuck Testa does no damage.
Chuck Testa takes a swing at McArmsnappington's ribcage but misses.
McArmsnappington takes a jab right on the kisser.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Chuck Testa connects with a lovely right hand, straight down the pipe.
Chuck Testa displaying good standup as he scores with a three punch combination.
Chuck Testa misses with a combination

and McArmsnappington counters with a nice double leg into guard.
The referee must be thinking about standing these guys back up.
McArmsnappington with a flurry of punches that miss.
McArmsnappington in full guard, throwing the ground and pound. No damage this time.
McArmsnappington working some ground and pound from guard but it's not doing any damage.
McArmsnappington postures up in Chuck Testa's guard and throws a big left but Chuck Testa blocks it.
Both fighters are absolutely exhausted here.
McArmsnappington trying to control but Chuck Testa is working from the bottom.
McArmsnappington loading up with the ground and pound but he's missing more than he's landing in this flurry.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
McArmsnappington wants to control from the top but Chuck Testa keeps moving.
Chuck Testa will need to keep those long limbs tucked in whilst he's on the ground, to prevent any submissions.
McArmsnappington with a flurry of punches that miss.
McArmsnappington trying to control the position from guard on top but Chuck Testa is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
McArmsnappington forces his way into half guard.
McArmsnappington thumps the canvas. Not on purpose obviously - he just missed Chuck Testa's head.
McArmsnappington wants to take a breather but Chuck Testa is having none of it.

Chuck Testa is defending against the submission attempts here by McArmsnappington.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
McArmsnappington trying to control from half guard but Chuck Testa is working away.

McArmsnappington seems to be looking for submissions.

McArmsnappington is thinking about going for an arm triangle but he can't free his leg.
McArmsnappington is stalling here. Chuck Testa is in no mood to hang around though. He's locked up a kimura from the bottom! McArmsnappington seems to be keeping calm but he's forced to roll out of the hold and Chuck Testa has ended up in side control on the top. Nice work.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Chuck Testa in side control lands a nice looking series of punches and elbows.
McArmsnappington has the superior BJJ but he's also working some ground strikes into his gameplan.
McArmsnappington is not in a great position here, taking some shots.
Chuck Testa is working McArmsnappington over with some ground and pound from side control.
McArmsnappington is positioning himself to get back to half guard.
McArmsnappington is not in a great position here, taking some shots.
Chuck Testa scores with a couple of short elbows.
Chuck Testa working the ground and pound from side control.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Chuck Testa lands some shots froms side control.
McArmsnappington holds on tight, trying to prevent any damage.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
McArmsnappington is trying to improve his position.
McArmsnappington is persisting with the attempt to improve his position.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

That was a close second round but I would say that Nope Chuck Testa will probably get the nod.
The fighters get back to their feet, the hooter sounds and we're back to the action! Let's hear some noise people - this is the final round!

Chuck Testa lands a jab followed by a nice looking cross.
McArmsnappington avoids a punch combination nicely.
Chuck Testa lunges in with swinging rights and lefts but McArmsnappington circles away quickly and effectively.
McArmsnappington takes a solid shot to the body. That one hurt him but he's trying not to show it.
A punch combination from Chuck Testa misses.
Chuck Testa throws a right hand that McArmsnappington ducks under and follows up with a left that McArmsnappington also avoids with ease.
McArmsnappington takes one to the chin there.
Jab, cross, leg kick. Nice combination by Chuck Testa!

That's one minute gone in the round.
A right-left combo lands from Chuck Testa.
Both fighters are breathing heavily.
Chuck Testa rushes forward with a series of wild hooks but McArmsnappington moves out of range and avoids them all easily.
Chuck Testa works his jab well there, keeping his opponent at a distance.
Chuck Testa throws a right and a left that both miss.
Chuck Testa waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract McArmsnappington.
Chuck Testa misses with the combination.
Chuck Testa scores with a body shot.
Chuck Testa throws a hard body shot but it just misses.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Chuck Testa throws a combination but comes up with nothing but fresh air.
Chuck Testa throws a body punch but McArmsnappington moves out of range.
Chuck Testa misses with a looping right.
Chuck Testa lands with a two punch combination before moving back out of range.
Chuck Testa lands a jab, followed by a cross and another cross, as McArmsnappington backs up against the cage.
McArmsnappington dodges the punch combination from Chuck Testa.
Chuck Testa misses with a jab and misses with a cross straight after too.
McArmsnappington has a pretty nasty looking mouse under his right eye.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Chuck Testa misses with a straight right.
Chuck Testa throws a right hand that McArmsnappington ducks under and follows up with a left that McArmsnappington also avoids with ease.
Chuck Testa tries to bum rush McArmsnappington with a series of wild strikes but McArmsnappington uses good footwork to avoid the assault.
McArmsnappington gets his head snapped back by a nice shot there.
A looping hook to the body misses from Chuck Testa. McArmsnappington does a little dance to reset his feet.
McArmsnappington steps to the side to avoid the strikes from Chuck Testa.
Chuck Testa throws out a token jab with nothing on it.
Chuck Testa lands with a two punch combination before moving back out of range.
Punchy McArmsnappington has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Chuck Testa fails to land with the punch combination there - jab, cross, hook, miss, miss, miss.
Chuck Testa misses with a jab and misses with a cross straight after too.
Chuck Testa is really dominating this fight. Is there anything that McArmsnappington can do to turn this around?
A big right from Chuck Testa misses.
Chuck Testa throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
McArmsnappington uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Chuck Testa.
A big left from Chuck Testa misses.
Chuck Testa takes a swing at McArmsnappington's ribcage but misses.
The crowd applaud the fighters efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Chuck Testa swings for the body but McArmsnappington moves out of range.
Nope Chuck Testa is fighting for a decision here - he's started to take the cautious approach.
Chuck Testa feints a straight left to the body, then turns around with a flashy move and hits McArmsnappingtons jaw with a dramatic spinning back fist!

And that's the end of the fight!
Nope Chuck Testa showed his dominance in that final round.
Well I reckon that's a shut out for Chuck Testa, winning every round. Will the judges agree? They are the ones who matter, even if they are often depressingly incompetent. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Bruno Hogan scores the fight 29:26
Judge Hugh Johnson scores the fight 30:25
Judge Winston Howard scores the fight 29:26

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Nope Chuck Testa!
Nope Chuck Testa seemed lost for words in his post fight interview but he remembered to thank his fans and directed everyone to his website.