PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Bo Tyson (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Don Ninja Turtle (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Tyson comes to the cage accompanied by God save the Queen. Ninja Turtle is bouncing up and down as he enters the arena, backed by Ninja turtles theme song!!!. I don't know about you partner, but I'm pumped for this one!

Tyson
vs
Ninja Turtle

195 cm
27
276 lbs
5 - 2 - 0

205 cm
30
265 lbs
9 - 4 - 0

BJJ White Belt
Excellent boxer
Very quick

Decent wrestler
Excellent MT
Powerful

Pirates Powder
Damnfield clothing

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 5 - 2 - 0, fighting out of Amsterdam, Bo Tyson!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 9 - 4 - 0, fighting out of Amsterdam, Don Ninja Turtle!
The judges for this bout are Nard Betker, Paul Aken and Patrick Alders.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
A jab lands there for Tyson.
Tyson will have to do better than that with his takedown attempts.
Ninja Turtle fakes a jab and scores with a low kick.
Tyson looks for a takedown but Ninja Turtle sprawls well.
Tyson with a nice cross.
Tyson avoids the head kick by Ninja Turtle.
Ninja Turtle keeps the fight on the outside.
Ninja Turtle throws a nice outside leg kick.
Tyson takes a step back and watches a body kick go sailing past his mid section.
Tyson is looking to clinch.
Ninja Turtle pivots as if he's going to throw a leg kick but stops half way.
Ninja Turtle staying out of range there.
Tyson misses with a jab, cross combination.
Ninja Turtle connects with a lovely right hand, straight down the pipe.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Ninja Turtle misses with a body shot.
Ninja Turtle looks to score with a jab to the body but Tyson is just out of range.
Tyson swings for the body but Ninja Turtle moves out of range.
Ninja Turtle misses the shot to the body.
Tyson takes a thudding leg kick, right into the meat of the thigh.
Ninja Turtle moves out of range as Tyson strikes.
Ninja Turtle finds nothing but air with that leg kick attempt.
Tyson throws a right and a left that Ninja Turtle avoids nicely.
Tyson dodges the punch combination from Ninja Turtle.
The fighters circle momentarily. Ninja Turtle darts into range and connects with a nice straight punch.
Ninja Turtle works his jab well there, keeping his opponent at a distance.
Don Ninja Turtle is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
Ninja Turtle misses with a low kick.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Ninja Turtle scoring well with a low kick there.
Ninja Turtle plants his feet and lands a nice head kick!
Ninja Turtle has his hands up protecting his head but a hook from Tyson finds it's way round the side to connect with Ninja Turtle's head.
Ninja Turtle throws a sloppy head kick and Tyson moves out of range easily.
Tyson looks to score with a jab to the body but Ninja Turtle is just out of range.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!

Tyson darts in and clinches Ninja Turtle up against the cage.
Tyson avoiding damage.
A short right from Tyson on the inside.
Tyson has had enough of the clinch and is looking to separate.
Tyson is trying to push Ninja Turtle away but Ninja Turtle has him pressed against the cage, so he's going nowhere.
Tyson is trying to break free.
A frustrated look appears on Tyson's face as he tries to break the clinch.
Ninja Turtle wants to break free but Tyson has control.
Ninja Turtle is trying to break the clinch but Tyson is controlling him.

That's three minutes gone in the round.

Ninja Turtle breaks from the clinch.
Ninja Turtle throws a half hearted mid kick.
Ninja Turtle goes for a spinning back kick but it misses.
A nice leg kick lands there from Ninja Turtle.
Tyson throws a series of punches but Ninja Turtle moves out of range.
Ninja Turtle misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Ninja Turtle lands with a hook. Tyson tried to avoid it but it clipped the top of his head.
Ninja Turtle tries to score with an inside leg kick but telegraphs it and Tyson is able to avoid easily.

Tyson gets to the clinch - let's see what his plan is here.
Ninja Turtle is trying to push Tyson away but Tyson has him pressed against the cage, so he's going nowhere.
Ninja Turtle tries to break the clinch but Tyson is controlling the position.
Tyson is trying to force a seperation but Ninja Turtle has the dominant position.
Tyson prevents Ninja Turtle from breaking the clinch.
Tyson is trying to break the clinch but Ninja Turtle has him pressed against the cage.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Ninja Turtle can't break the clinch.
Ninja Turtle wants to break free. God knows he wants to breaaaak freeee.
Tyson is stalling here.

Ninja Turtle pushes off and circles away, back to the middle of the mat.
Tyson fails to land with a series of punches.
Tyson misses with a double jab.
Tyson blocks a low kick nicely.
Ninja Turtle tries to land a front kick but Tyson steps back. That was a bit too telegraphed.
Ninja Turtle lands an overhand left. A wild punch that just about connected.
This has been an exciting period of action!
An inside leg kick from Ninja Turtle misses.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
Ninja Turtle on the wrong end of a vicious looking body shot.
Tyson takes a swing at Ninja Turtle's ribcage but misses.
Tyson blocks a head kick by Ninja Turtle.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Don Ninja Turtle dominated that round.
The fighters' corners scream their final instructions, as the referee calls time. Here we go, back to the action!

Tyson misses with a straight right.
Ninja Turtle lands a leg kick that knocks Tyson off balance momentarily.
Tyson uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Ninja Turtle.
Ninja Turtle misses with a body kick.
Ninja Turtle looks to land a left hand but Tyson moved out of range nicely.
Ninja Turtle throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
Ninja Turtle throws a head kick that misses.
Tyson cracks Ninja Turtle with a right hand to the side of the head.
Ninja Turtle throws a front kick that sends Tyson stumbling back into the cage.
Tyson throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Ninja Turtle sees it coming and avoids it easily.
Ninja Turtle lands with a shot to the body.
Don Ninja Turtle seems to be getting the better of the standup.
Ninja Turtle misses with a double jab
letting Tyson counter with a right hand.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Ninja Turtle lands a nice looking body shot.
Ninja Turtle scores with a nice one two combo and darts back out of range to avoid anything coming in the opposite direction.
Ninja Turtle looks for the body kick but Tyson saw that one coming.
Tyson throws a poor cross that misses
and Ninja Turtle cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.
Ninja Turtle has used his reach advantage pretty well so far tonight.
Ninja Turtle jabs Tyson right on the nose. Tyson blinks but takes it well.
A kick lands to the mid section there for Ninja Turtle.
We are yet to see a takedown attempt from Ninja Turtle in the fight. On paper you would think he is the more dominant ground fighter so let's see if these unusual tactics pay off.
Tyson slips a jab and a cross from Ninja Turtle.
Ninja Turtle lands with an uppercut that bounces Tyson off the cage and back into range.
Tyson lands with a cross to side of his opponent's head.
A head kick misses from Ninja Turtle.
Tyson moves out of range as Ninja Turtle throws a body kick.
Tyson avoids the head kick by Ninja Turtle.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Tyson tries to clinch up but Ninja Turtle circles away and keeps his distance.
Tyson swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.
Ninja Turtle motions for Tyson to come forward. Ninja Turtle throws a leg kick but it misses it's target.
Ninja Turtle fakes with a right hand and throws a good leg kick, right into the thigh. That had to hurt Tyson.
Ninja Turtle connects with a lovely right hand, straight down the pipe.
Ninja Turtle connects with a solid leg kick.
Good exchange - Tyson coming out on top.
Tyson swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.
Tyson walks forward, straight into a front kick from Ninja Turtle.
Ninja Turtle connects with a leg kick. Tyson looked like he was expecting something else and didn't defend it.
Tyson avoids the body shot from Ninja Turtle.
Ninja Turtle is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by Tyson.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Ninja Turtle throws a hook but Tyson blocks it.
Ninja Turtle lands a head kick. Tyson smiles back at him and beckons him forward.
Ninja Turtle throws a quick head kick that skims the top of Tyson's head.
Ninja Turtle throws a jab but it's blocked by Tyson.
Tyson checks a leg kick.
Ninja Turtle connects with a body shot.
Tyson thows a body shot but no joy.
Tyson is hobbling a little on that front leg after taking quite a few leg kicks so far in this fight.
Nice body punch from Tyson.
Tyson throws a combination that misses
and Ninja Turtle cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.
Tyson tries to check the leg kick but that clearly hurt him.
Ninja Turtle pulls out of a head kick attempt.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Ninja Turtle throws a leg kick but Tyson moved away.
Ninja Turtle staying out of range there.
A head kick misses from Ninja Turtle.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Ninja Turtle throws a head kick that misses.
Tyson scores with the left hand. Ninja Turtle knows he should have avoided that one.
Ninja Turtle pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Ninja Turtle throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Tyson throws a nice looking combination but Ninja Turtle bobs and weaves to avoid any damage.
Ninja Turtle swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
Ninja Turtle misses with a head kick.
Ninja Turtle lands a leg kick. The shin dug right into the meat of the thigh.
Tyson takes a jab right on the kisser.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Don Ninja Turtle showed his class in that round. I'd imagine he'll take it on all the scorecards.
The minute break is over - no more time for sponges and pep talks - back to the action! Ladies and gentlemen, this is the final round!

Ninja Turtle throws a nice looking combination but Tyson bobs and weaves to avoid any damage.
Tyson lands with a nice combination. Ninja Turtle backs away looking to recover.
Ninja Turtle tries a head kick but it misses.
Ninja Turtle misses with the combination.
Ninja Turtle throws a head kick that misses.
Tyson takes a nice looking leg kick right on the meat of his thigh there.
Ninja Turtle tries a head kick but it misses.
Ninja Turtle throws a wild body kick that Tyson sees coming a mile off.
Ninja Turtle will need to close the distance a bit before he attacks - that leg kick was thrown from too far away.
Tyson ducks under a wild hook from Ninja Turtle.
Ninja Turtle scores with a head kick. Tyson tried to block it but didn't get his arm up in time.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Tyson misses with a takedown attempt - Ninja Turtle sprawls well and throws a nice strike on the way out which just misses.
Ninja Turtle swats away the attempt to clinch by Tyson.
Ninja Turtle lands a leg kick that knocks Tyson off balance momentarily.
Tyson moves out of range as Ninja Turtle throws a body kick.
Tyson connects with a body shot.
Tyson misses with a looping right.
Ninja Turtle connects with a high kick.
Ninja Turtle lands with a slapping head kick.
A nice leg kick lands there from Ninja Turtle.
Tyson dips to his left and cracks Ninja Turtle with an uppercut!

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Ninja Turtle throws a lazy right hand but Tyson sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.
Ninja Turtle misses with a body shot.
Ninja Turtle misses with a head kick.
Don Ninja Turtle seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Ninja Turtle connects with a leg kick. He turned his hip over nicely there.
Ninja Turtle throws a head kick but Tyson moves out of range.
Tyson throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
A big right from Tyson misses.
Ninja Turtle finds nothing but air with that leg kick attempt.
Tyson doesn't react quick enough there as he takes a shot to the body.
Ninja Turtle throws a head kick but Tyson moves out of range.
Ninja Turtle moves away from the strike by Tyson.
Ninja Turtle throws a head kick but Tyson moves out of range.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Ninja Turtle misses with an attempted mid kick.
Ninja Turtle is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by Tyson.
Ninja Turtle scores with a kick to the body.
Bo Tyson is looking to throw some combinations by the looks of things.
A lazy left from Tyson finds it's target.
Ouch! a nice leg kick from Ninja Turtle, right into the meat.
A swing and a miss from Tyson.
Ninja Turtle waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract Tyson.
Tyson doesn't manage to clinch there - Ninja Turtle circles away.
Tyson fails to land the takedown.
Ninja Turtle lands with a slapping head kick.
Bo Tyson has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Ninja Turtle lands a head kick. Tyson smiles back at him and beckons him forward.
Tyson slips a straight right by Ninja Turtle.
Ninja Turtle throws a head kick that misses.
Ninja Turtle fakes and then throws a beautiful body shot. Tyson looks a bit winded and takes a step backwards to take a breath.
Ninja Turtle plants his feet and lands a nice head kick!
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Tyson takes a swing at Ninja Turtle's ribcage but misses.
Tyson comes forward and lands a shot to the body, then darts back out of range.
Ninja Turtle takes a big intake of breath there - he's definitely tired.
Ninja Turtle pivots as if he's going to throw a leg kick but stops half way.
Ninja Turtle scores with a head kick. Tyson tried to block it but didn't get his arm up in time.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
The crowd cheers as Tyson lands an impressive looking overhand right. Ninja Turtle doesn't seem phased though.
Don Ninja Turtle is fighting for a decision - hopefully he's judged it right and he's actually winning the fight.
Tyson waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract Ninja Turtle.

And that's the end of the fight!
I would just about give that final round to Don Ninja Turtle.
I've got Ninja Turtle winning every round here. Surely the decision will go his way and he'll pick up a well deserved decision victory. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Nard Betker scores the fight 27:30
Judge Paul Aken scores the fight 27:30
Judge Patrick Alders scores the fight 27:30

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Don Ninja Turtle!
A relieved looking Don Ninja Turtle thanked the fans for their support and gave the usual line about them being amazing. They seemed to believe that he actually meant it.