PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a welterweight MMA rules bout between Vinny Russo (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Baddusousus Fatherfockerusus (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Russo comes into the arena with Volbeat - The Human Instrument blaring out of the sound system. Fatherfockerusus has chosen Born to be wild by Steppenwolf as his entrance music, which hasn't gone down very well with the crowd. Man, I cannot wait for this one!

Russo
vs
Fatherfockerusus

181 cm
33
186 lbs
30 - 13 - 2

186 cm
31
183 lbs
23 - 7 - 0

Great wrestler
World class boxer
Insanely flexible

Olympic wrestler
World class MT
Fast

Conviction

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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the welterweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 30 - 13 - 2, fighting out of Amsterdam, Vinny Russo!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 23 - 7 - 0, fighting out of London, Baddusousus Fatherfockerusus!
The judges for this bout are Viktor Lagutenko, Dmitry Maklakov and Igor Prikhodko.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Russo throws a chopping leg kick but Fatherfockerusus manages to avoid taking any serious damage.
Fatherfockerusus bobbing and weaving, closes the distance and lands a hook to the side of Russo's head.
Fatherfockerusus throws a nice inside leg kick.
Fatherfockerusus throws out a powerful jab.

It looks like Vinny Russo has been cut.
Fatherfockerusus slips a straight right by Russo.
Fatherfockerusus misses with a hook.
Russo is looking to slow Fatherfockerusus down with leg kicks.
Fatherfockerusus throws the kick towards the body but Russo avoids it.
Russo ducks under a wild hook from Fatherfockerusus.
Fatherfockerusus dips to his left and cracks Russo with an uppercut!
Fatherfockerusus missing with a left hand there. Russo was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.
Russo throws a half hearted mid kick.
Fatherfockerusus misses with a hook. Russo ducked under it nicely.
Fatherfockerusus attempts a leg kick but it's missed by a good margin.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Like a baseball bat into the meat of his leg there - nice leg kick by Russo.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Fatherfockerusus throws a shot from downtown. Russo moves away and avoids it.
Fatherfockerusus throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Russo scores with a nice head shot.
Russo avoids the head kick by Fatherfockerusus.
Fatherfockerusus throws an ugly left hook that misses
and Russo counters with a slapping leg kick.
Russo scores with a body shot.
Fatherfockerusus looks to land a right hand but Russo moved out of range.
Fatherfockerusus throws a chopping leg kick but Russo manages to avoid taking any serious damage.
Russo uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Fatherfockerusus.
Fatherfockerusus tries to score with a leg kick but it misses it's target.
Russo throws a wild combination but nothing lands.
Fatherfockerusus changes levels and scores with a jab to the body.
The fighters circling - Fatherfockerusus throws out the jab but it was never going to land.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
A lazy left from Fatherfockerusus finds it's target.
Fatherfockerusus lands a head shot.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Russo tries to land a leg kick but Fatherfockerusus saw it coming and moves away.
Russo takes a shot to the nose. Hopefully that hasn't broken it.
Fatherfockerusus misses the shot to the body.
Fatherfockerusus ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Russo moves away.
A low kick from Fatherfockerusus is predictable there
and Russo connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.
Russo on the wrong end of a nice jab.
Russo misses with a low kick.
Nice shot lands for Russo.
Russo uses good head movement to avoid the hook from Fatherfockerusus.
Russo shoots for a double leg takedown but Fatherfockerusus sprawls well. He's pushed Russo's face into the mat and manages to get back to his feet relatively easily.
Russo fails with the takedown.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Russo ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Fatherfockerusus moves away.
Fatherfockerusus misses with a few strikes there.
Russo avoids the head kick by Fatherfockerusus.
Some bone on bone action there as Russo checks a low kick. Luckily it wasn't a particularly hard one.
Russo throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Fatherfockerusus throws an overhand right that lands on Russo's shoulder, as Russo tries to avoid the shot.
Fatherfockerusus uses good footwork to get in and out and land a nice right hand before Russo has time to react.
Russo moves into range and lands a nice leg kick.
Fatherfockerusus misses with a jab to the body
and Russo makes him pay by landing a thudding low kick.
Russo misses with a body kick.
Russo waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract Fatherfockerusus.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
A leg kick checked by Fatherfockerusus.
Baddusousus Fatherfockerusus seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Russo tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Fatherfockerusus was well out of range. Poor timing from Russo.
Fatherfockerusus stuffs the takedown attempt from Russo. Russo gets slowly back to his feet.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Vinny Russo. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Russo connects with a body shot that sends Fatherfockerusus's belly button to the back.
Russo scores with a hook to the body. Fatherfockerusus takes a step back and tries to catch his breath.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Russo misses with a leg kick.
Russo misses with a looping right.
Fatherfockerusus just misses with a punch to the body.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Russo shoots in but no luck this time.
Fatherfockerusus fakes a couple of low kicks, before throwing one on the third attempt. It connects and Russo has to reset his feet before getting ready to engage.
Fatherfockerusus throws a shot from downtown. Russo moves away and avoids it.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

A close round but Baddusousus Fatherfockerusus will probably get the nod.
The cut man is working on Vinny Russo's cut.
Well, the break between rounds is over. Let's get back to the scrappin!

Russo thows a body shot but no joy.
Russo looks to score with a jab to the body but Fatherfockerusus is just out of range.
Russo fails miserably with a takedown attempt.
Russo pivots as if he's going to throw a leg kick but stops half way.
Fatherfockerusus looks frustrated there after his takedown attempt is stuffed easily.
Fatherfockerusus chopping away at his opponent's legs.

Russo drives through with a really nice takedown into side control.
The referee must be thinking about standing these guys back up.
Russo misses with a strike but at least he's keeping busy, looking to cause some damage - that will still help him when it comes to the judges scorecards.

Russo working hard here to secure a kimura but he's not really in the right position for it.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Fatherfockerusus tries to buck Russo off but Russo is having none of it.
Russo tries to move to mount but Fatherfockerusus blocks the move with his legs.
Fatherfockerusus tries to improve position but can't.
Fatherfockerusus is working to avoid the ground and pound but Russo connects with a decent elbow.
Fatherfockerusus takes a nasty elbow to the side of the head.
Russo wants to control for a moment but Fatherfockerusus uses the opportunity to move back to half guard.
Fatherfockerusus is looking to regain full guard. Not this time though.

That's two minutes gone in the round.

Russo is working for a submission of some sort.
Fatherfockerusus controlling the position well.
Fatherfockerusus avoiding damage under a succession of punches from Russo.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Fatherfockerusus manages to get to full guard.
Russo with a flurry of punches that miss.
Fatherfockerusus keeping moving, preventing Russo from controlling successfully.
Russo stands up and looks to throw the legs aside to pass to side control. Fatherfockerusus swivels though and keeps the full guard.
Hammerfist, elbow! yells Russo's corner. There ya go! There ya go!
Russo is looking to work some ground and pound but Fatherfockerusus has wrist control.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Fatherfockerusus looking to hit a scissor sweep but Russo is one step ahead there.
Russo trying to control the position from guard on top but Fatherfockerusus is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.

Fatherfockerusus throwing his legs up looking for a triangle.
Russo trying to pass the guard but can't manage it just yet.
The crowd applaud the fighters efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Russo preventing the sweep.
Fatherfockerusus is doing well to control the posture of his opponent and prevent any damage.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Vinny Russo dominated that second round.
The cut man is working on Vinny Russo's cut.
That's the end of the round. The referee orders the cornermen out of the cage so we can get back down to business. Let's hear some noise people - this is the final round!

Russo looks to land a combination but Fatherfockerusus avoids it well.
Russo ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Fatherfockerusus moves away.
Fatherfockerusus throws a jab when Russo was well out of range.
Fatherfockerusus closes the distance and clinches up with Russo, looking for a takedown. Fatherfockerusus pushes Russo against the cage but Russo circles to the side and manages to break the clinch.
Russo is looking to wear down Fatherfockerusus with body shots, infact he's throwing more body shots than head shots at the moment.
Fatherfockerusus looking to take his opponent's legs away with the low kicks.
Russo takes a big uppercut there. He seems a bit wobbly but no, he's OK.
Russo swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Fatherfockerusus looks to land a combination but Russo avoids it well.
Fatherfockerusus ducks under a wild hook from Russo.
Fatherfockerusus throws a hook but Russo avoids it easily.
Russo thows a body shot but no joy.
Fatherfockerusus feints a jab promting Russo to slip. Fatherfockerusus then demonstrates his capabilities by jabbing again. Russo slips again and ducks right into an uppercut.

That's one minute gone in the round.

Fatherfockerusus throws a loose over hand right and dives in with a double leg takedown. Russo tries to sprawl but it's too late and the fighters hit the mat. Fatherfockerusus is in Russo's guard.
Fatherfockerusus is working the ground and pound from guard. He might want to try advancing position though to get more of an impact.
Russo is trying to control the position from the bottom.
Russo is really struggling to control Fatherfockerusus but he's trying to hold on to the position.
Russo working the defensive guard well to avoid strikes from Fatherfockerusus.
Russo looking to control.
Fatherfockerusus working some ground and pound from guard but it's not doing any damage.
Russo wants to sweep here but Fatherfockerusus controlling him for the moment.

Russo had isolated an arm as going for a kimura. Fatherfockerusus defends it easily.
Russo working the defensive guard well to avoid strikes from Fatherfockerusus.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Fatherfockerusus trying to control the position from guard on top but Russo is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.
Fatherfockerusus stands up over Russo, holding his feet. He dives back in and lands a decent shot to the head.

Russo has thrown up a leg looking for a triangle. Fatherfockerusus doesn't defend quickly enough and Russo has managed to lock this one up! Can Fatherfockerusus escape?! NO! He's tapping out! Damn, that was a quick submission - congrats to Russo on a fantastic submission victory.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:33 of round 3, we have a winner by way of Submission (Triangle). Vinny Russo!
In his post fight interview, Vinny Russo gave a big smile as he said 'Man, what a fight. Not really. It pretty much sucked. Anyways, happy to be here in St. Pete with all my Russian friends. But what's with everyone asking for my American clothes? Clothes shortage over here? Later.'.