PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Hulk Hogan (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Kzarik Nahrul (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Hogan comes to the cage accompanied by Real American. Man, I cannot wait for this one!

Hogan
vs
Nahrul

190 cm
30
258 lbs
38 - 25 - 0

195 cm
31
280 lbs
26 - 6 - 0

Great wrestler
World class boxer
Cardio machine

BJJ Blue Belt
Good low kicks
Powerful

Brute

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 38 - 25 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Hulk Hogan!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 26 - 6 - 0, fighting out of New York, Kzarik Nahrul!
The judges for this bout are George Francis, Robert Twigg and Gwen Towbar.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Hogan misses with a looping left.
Nahrul pushes Hogan away with a front kick.
Hogan throws the left hand but Nahrul avoids the punch easily.

Hogan moves into the clinch successfully.
Nahrul misses with a shot to the kidneys.
Hogan working some nice short punches in the clinch.
Hogan misses with a shot to the kidneys.
Hogan pushes Nahrul back against the cage and lands a hook to the side of the head.
Nahrul tries to land knees in the clinch but Hogan avoids the damage to the body.
Nahrul tries a body shot but Hogan blocks it.
A short right hand to the side of the head by Hogan.
Hogan blocks a knee to the body. He'll have a nicely bruised forearm in the morning.
Hogan tries a body shot but Nahrul blocks it.
Hogan lands a body punch in the clinch.
Hogan lands a hook that snaps the head of Nahrul backwards.
Hogan misses with a hook to the ribs.
Hogan can't find room to land a body shot as Nahrul controls the action.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Hogan lands with a right to the head.
A right hand to the body from Hogan.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Hogan stays in close to his opponent and throws a right hand to the body.
Nice body punch from Hogan - that landed with a thud.
Nahrul looks winded!
Hogan leaning his opponent against the cage.
Hogan is working Nahrul over against the cage.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
A right hook to the body lands for Hogan.
Hogan lands a body punch in the clinch.
Hogan cracks Nahrul with a nice body shot.
Hogan lands punches inside but they're not really causing much damage.
A right handed body shot lands from Hogan.
Hogan working on landing some head shots here - that one got through nicely.
Hogan pushes Nahrul back against the cage and unloads with a body punch.
Hogan lands punches inside but they're not really causing much damage.
Hogan working some nice short punches in the clinch.
Hogan digs a right hand into Nahrul's ribs. Those have got to be taking their toll on Nahrul's gas tank.
Hogan lands with a quick shot inside that doesn't really do much damage.
A short uppercut from Hogan.

Nahrul is rocked!

It looks like Kzarik Nahrul has been cut.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Nice body punch from Hogan.
Nahrul is still on wobbly legs! Can Hogan finish him?
Hogan scores with an uppercut up the middle.
Nice body punch from Hogan.
Hogan lands a huge punch on the inside that knocks Nahrul senseless! Wow, what a way to end the fight!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:18 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). Hulk Hogan!
A very excited looking Hulk Hogan rambled incoherently for about 5 minutes post fight about how awesome he is. It was kinda funny for a while but then everyone got annoyed.