PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a middleweight MMA rules bout between Gully God (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Prince Valor (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). God's ring entrance music is that housewives' favourite, Mavado - Gangsta Nuh Play. The crowd seem to be enjoying Valor's choice of entrance music: Bad Religion - Dept. of False Hope. Both these guys have really solid chins. Will we see a standup war or will they both decide that a knockout is unlikely and try to win the fight elsewhere?

God
vs
Valor

179 cm
25
180 lbs
18 - 2 - 1

186 cm
26
198 lbs
13 - 3 - 0

Good wrestling
Excellent boxer
Cardio machine

BJJ Purple Belt
Excellent MT
Granite chin

Brute

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 5 rounds, for the middleweight championship of the world!
Introducing the champion to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 18 - 2 - 1, fighting out of Los Angeles, Gully God!
And introducing the challenger to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 13 - 3 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Prince Valor!
The judges for this bout are Frank Antenori, Timothy Bukovac and .

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Valor looks to land a left hand but God moved out of range nicely.
Some bone on bone action there as God checks a low kick. Luckily it wasn't a particularly hard one.
Valor throws a combination that misses
and God counters with a shot to the ribs. That looked like it hurt.
God walks forward, straight into a front kick from Valor.
Valor looks to throw the jab but God is out of range.
Valor looks to throw the jab but God is out of range.
God's corner calls for a 1-2. God obliges with the 1 part as he scores the single shot and moves back out of range.
Valor slips a jab from God.
God cracks Valor with a hook to the jaw. Both fighters smile at eachother and high-five before getting back down to business.
God lands with a nice body punch.
God takes a swing at Valor's ribcage but misses.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
God avoids the clinch attempt nicely.
Valor dodges the punch combination from God.
Nice straight punches there by Valor. You know Roy Jones Jr respects the hands of Valor.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Valor misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from God.
God swings away but doesn't land with a series of punches.
God throws an overhand right that lands on Valor's shoulder, as Valor tries to avoid the shot.
Valor throws out a loose jab but God uses good head movement to avoid it.
Valor walks into a left hand.
Prince Valor seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
God catches Valor with a nice straight right. He seems pissed - ooooh, it's on now! On like donkey kong!
God uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from Valor.
God lunges at Valor with a hook that half lands and is half blocked by Valor's hand.
God blocks a head kick by Valor.
A combination from Valor does no damage.
God thuds his shin into the meat of Valor's side.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Valor on the receiving end of a decent leg kick there by God. God obviously looking to wear him down.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
God takes a shot right to the liver - Bas would have been proud of that punch.
God scores with the left hand. Valor knows he should have avoided that one.
Valor tries a head kick but it misses.
God misses with a hook.
Valor jabbing away but nothing is landing.
God connects with a looping left hand that seems like it dazed Valor momentarily.
Valor jabbing away but nothing is landing.
Valor takes a really solid shot there but just smiles back and shrugs his shoulders.
Valor misses with a wild combination.
God slips a jab and a cross from Valor.
Valor throws a nice looking combination but God bobs and weaves to avoid any damage.
Valor takes an uppercut right on the jaw but it doesn't phase him.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Valor throws a quick head kick that skims the top of God's head.
God tries to check the leg kick but that clearly hurt him.
Valor misses the shot to the body.
Valor backs away from a small jab... but God lunges forward with a huge superman punch! Valor crumples to the ground as his mouth piece is sent flying! God with a spectacular finish!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3:22 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Superman Punch). Gully God!
Gully God retains his middleweight title!
A very excited looking Gully God made sure he remembered to thank all the fans both in the arena and on the internet. He said all the coolest people spend all day on MMA websites, which got a big reaction.