PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a light heavyweight MMA rules bout between Jake Taylor (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Aung San Suu Kyi (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Taylor's entrance music is Miseria Cantare - The Beginning. A fine choice. Suu Kyi has chosen Peace Prize Speech as his entrance music, which hasn't gone down very well with the crowd. Aung San Suu Kyi is staring across the cage at his opponent, tweaking his nipples.

Taylor
vs
San Suu Kyi

188 cm
32
215 lbs
22 - 8 - 0

193 cm
22
220 lbs
4 - 0 - 0

BJJ Purple Belt
Excellent boxer
Very strong

Good wrestler
Lethal high kicks
Granite chin

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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the light heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 22 - 8 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Jake Taylor!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 4 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Aung San Suu Kyi!
The judges for this bout are Jack Bonds, Frank Antenori and Timothy Bukovac.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Taylor takes a nice looking leg kick right on the meat of his thigh there.
Suu Kyi on the wrong end of a nice jab.

It looks like Aung San Suu Kyi has been cut.
Danga de danga de dang - Taylor scores with a four punch combination!
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Taylor throws a hook but Suu Kyi avoids it easily.
Taylor throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Suu Kyi takes a step towards his opponent and connects with a left hand, before circling away.
Taylor throws a big shot that misses.
Taylor ducks low and lands a nice hook to the body of his opponent.
Suu Kyi closes the distance and takes a jab right on the nose as he does so.
Nice body kick there by Suu Kyi.
Taylor throws a combination. Suu Kyi tries to block but a couple of punches get through.
Taylor throws a shot from downtown. Suu Kyi moves away and avoids it.
Taylor lands with a shot to the body.
Suu Kyi throws a feint and then finishes with a kick to the body.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Suu Kyi digs a good body shot into Taylor's ribs.
Taylor pushing out the jab but it's not landing.
Jake Taylor seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Suu Kyi connects nicely with a jab. Noted by the judges no doubt.
Taylor throws a jab but it's blocked by Suu Kyi.
Suu Kyi steps to the side to avoid the strikes from Taylor.
Taylor throws a combination but it was largely blocked by Suu Kyi.
Taylor takes a jab on the nose. He smiles like he loves it and keeps coming.
Suu Kyi lands with a cross.
Suu Kyi misses with a left hand
and Taylor counters with a right hand to the body.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Suu Kyi fakes a couple of low kicks, before throwing one on the third attempt. It connects and Taylor has to reset his feet before getting ready to engage.
Suu Kyi connects with a right hand. Taylor shakes it off.
Suu Kyi swings away with a body shot that misses
and Taylor counters with a straight right hand.
Suu Kyi scores with a punch to the gut of his opponent.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Suu Kyi scores with a slapping inside leg kick.
Nice body kick there by Suu Kyi.
Suu Kyi with poor footwork there. He got himself in a bit of a tangle, enabling Taylor to score with a decent uppercut.
Taylor misses with a right hand
and Suu Kyi counters with a solid body kick.
Taylor is breathing heavily.
Taylor throws a nice looking combination but Suu Kyi bobs and weaves to avoid any damage.

Suu Kyi pushes Taylor up against the cage in a clinch.
Suu Kyi lands a knee to the head there! That was nasty!
A shot in the inside from Suu Kyi.
Suu Kyi prevents Taylor from breaking the clinch.
Suu Kyi throws a blind hook that connects with the side of Taylors head.
Suu Kyi misses with a body punch.
Suu Kyi tries to land a knee to the body but he is off balance and Taylor avoids it.
Suu Kyi keeps control of Taylor as he tries to wriggle out of the double underhooks.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Taylor is looking to break free of the clinch but Suu Kyi has double underhooks.
Suu Kyi creates a bit of space for himself and sneaks an elbow through Taylor's defenses.
Taylor is looking to take this one to the mat.
Suu Kyi working Taylor over with knees to the body.
Taylor managing to block the knees to the body from Suu Kyi.
Suu Kyi scores with a nice hook to the head.
Suu Kyi is trying to wear down his opponent with knees to the body.
Suu Kyi keeps control of Taylor as he tries to wriggle out of the double underhooks.
Suu Kyi gets an overhook and lands an elbow to the side of the head.
Suu Kyi struggles to land a body shot inside as Taylor controls his hands.
Taylor takes an elbow to the forehead.
Taylor takes an elbow to the forehead.
Taylor is trying to push Suu Kyi away but Suu Kyi has him pressed against the cage, so he's going nowhere.
Suu Kyi has Taylor pressed against the cage, preventing Taylor from circling away and getting back to striking at range.
Nice elbow from Suu Kyi.

It looks like Jake Taylor has been cut.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Suu Kyi lands an elbow that stopped Taylor in his tracks for a moment.
Suu Kyi has Taylor pressed against the cage, preventing Taylor from circling away and getting back to striking at range.
Suu Kyi putting his Muay Thai to good use. He has Taylor in a tight clinch and is doing some damage with knees to the body.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Taylor is trying to force a seperation but Suu Kyi has the dominant position.
Taylor wants to break free. God knows he wants to breaaaak freeee.
Suu Kyi lands a hook to the side of the head.
Suu Kyi lands an elbow just above Taylor 's eye.
Suu Kyi jerks Taylor's head down, straight into the path of a devastating knee! Taylor drops to the floor in a crumpled heap! Suu Kyi goes to throw a finishing haymaker but pulls out - good sportsmanship from Suu Kyi because Taylor was completely out of it. That was a nice finish - just the right level of brutality to send everyone home happy.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 4:36 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Knee). Aung San Suu Kyi!
Aung San Suu Kyi decided to thank the fans in attendance for making a great atmosphere. It seemed to go down pretty well.