PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Bjarno Lackenmeier (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Skinny Boy (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Over to our ring announcer for the fighter introductions!

Lackenmeier
vs
Boy

188 cm
30
205 lbs
4 - 1 - 0

225 cm
37
287 lbs
30 - 41 - 1

Good wrestling
Great elbows
Cardio machine

ADCC Champion
Counter fighter
Solid chin

Syndicate Nutrition

Steel Penn's Laundry 93%

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the super heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 4 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Rio de Janeiro, Bjarno Lackenmeier!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 30 - 41 - 1, fighting out of Rio de Janeiro, Skinny Boy!
The judges for this bout are Daniel Cesar, Mauricio Rocha and Paulo Santos.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Lackenmeier is looking to take this fight into the clinch.

Lackenmeier clinches.
Knees to the body from Lackenmeier.
Boy changes levels and goes for a takedown here. Lackenmeier fights it off and pushes away nicely.
Lackenmeier scoring well with a low kick there.
The fight stays on the outside here - Lackenmeier looks like he's thinking about clinching though.

Lackenmeier closes the distance and presses his opponent up against the cage.
Knees in the clinch landing for Lackenmeier.
Lackenmeier with a knee to the head.

It looks like Skinny Boy has been cut.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Lackenmeier comes over the top with an elbow. That landed flush.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Boy jumps guard but Lackenmeier turns him against the cage and keeps the fight standing.
Lackenmeier landing knees to the body.
Lackenmeier unloads a knee to the mid-section. Boy lets out a prehistoric sounding urrrrgh.
Boy looks winded!
Boy takes a knee to the side of the body.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Lackenmeier lands a knee to the head there! That was nasty!
Lackenmeier crunches a lovely knee into Boy's ribcage.
Lackenmeier scores a nice knee to the body.
Lackenmeier landing knees to the head.
Kneeeeees! The crowd are calling for knees to the body. Lackenmeier obliges.
Lackenmeier lands a good knee to the midsection. Boy won't want to take too many of those.
Lackenmeier lands a nice knee to the body.
Lackenmeier lands a knee to the head.
Lackenmeier crunches a lovely knee into Boy's ribcage.
Knees in the clinch landing for Lackenmeier.
Lackenmeier landing some nice looking knees to the body.
Boy takes a knee to the side of the body.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Lackenmeier is trying to wear down his opponent with knees to the body.
Lackenmeier is trying to wear down his opponent with knees to the body.
Lackenmeier putting his Muay Thai to good use. He has Boy in a tight clinch and is doing some damage with knees to the body.
Lackenmeier using the Thai clinch to land knees to the body.
Lackenmeier with the Thai clinch, lands a knee to the head.
Lackenmeier lands a knee to the head there! That was nasty!
Lackenmeier utilising his Muay Thai to score with a knee to the body.
Lackenmeier putting his Muay Thai to good use. He has Boy in a tight clinch and is doing some damage with knees to the body.
Lackenmeier scores a nice knee to the body.
Kneeeeees! The crowd are calling for knees to the body. Lackenmeier obliges.
Lackenmeier landing knees to the body. They look like they could hurt.
Knees to the body from Lackenmeier.

Lackenmeier pushes off and circles away, back to the middle of the mat.
Lackenmeier fails with an attempt to clinch.

That's three minutes gone in the round.

Lackenmeier has taken the fight to the clinch.
Lackenmeier landing some nice looking knees to the body.
Lackenmeier lands a nice knee to the body.
Kneeeeees! The crowd are calling for knees to the body. Lackenmeier obliges.

Lackenmeier's corner calls for him to break the clinch, which he does.

Lackenmeier closes the distance and clinches.
Lackenmeier lands a knee to the body.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Lackenmeier scores a nice knee to the body.
Knees to the body from Lackenmeier.
Lackenmeier lands a knee to the body.
Lackenmeier with an attempt at a knee that misses.
Knees in the clinch landing for Lackenmeier.
Lackenmeier putting his Muay Thai to good use. He has Boy in a tight clinch and is doing some damage with knees to the body.
Lackenmeier landing knees to the body.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Lackenmeier with the Thai clinch, lands a knee to the head.
Lackenmeier is trying to wear down his opponent with knees to the body.
Lackenmeier unloads a knee to the mid-section. Boy lets out a prehistoric sounding urrrrgh.
Lackenmeier connects with a knee to the head.
Boy takes a knee right on the jaw!
Boy takes a knee right on the jaw!
Lackenmeier lands a damaging elbow.
Lackenmeier utilising his Muay Thai to score with a knee to the body.
Lackenmeier lands a knee to the head.
Lackenmeier lands a knee to the head.
Boy is a painfully thin specimen of a man. You do wonder whether a good body kick would snap him clean in two.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Lackenmeier working Boy over with knees to the body.
Lackenmeier lands a knee to the head.
Lackenmeier with the Thai clinch, lands a knee to the head.
Lackenmeier lands a good knee to the midsection. Boy won't want to take too many of those.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Bjarno Lackenmeier dominated that round.
The cut man is working on Skinny Boy's cut.
That's time! Back to the action!

Lackenmeier rushes Boy and presses him up against the cage.
Lackenmeier scores a nice knee to the body.
Lackenmeier with a knee to the head.
Lackenmeier scores a nice knee to the body.
Lackenmeier tries to land a knee to the head but Boy blocks with his arms.
Lackenmeier misses with a knee strike.
Boy tries to break the clinch but Lackenmeier is controlling the position.
Lackenmeier unloads a knee to the mid-section. Boy lets out a prehistoric sounding urrrrgh.
Lackenmeier landing knees to the body. They look like they could hurt.
Lackenmeier unloads a knee to the mid-section.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Boy takes a knee to the side of the body.
Lackenmeier lands a knee to the head there! That was nasty!
Boy is breathing heavily.
Lackenmeier landing some nice looking knees to the body.

Lackenmeier escapes the clinch and we're back to striking.
Skinny Boy is looking to throw some combinations by the looks of things.
Lackenmeier is looking to clinch.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Lackenmeier tries to close the distance and clinch but Boy swats him to one side with an open hand palm strike and circles away.
Boy swats away the attempt to clinch by Lackenmeier.
Lackenmeier tries to clinch there but Boy circles away.
Lackenmeier tries to clinch there but Boy circles away.
Boy circles away from the clinch attempt.

Lackenmeier closes the distance and clinches.
Lackenmeier misses with a knee to the head.

Lackenmeier manages to break the clinch.
Lackenmeier doesn't manage to clinch there - Boy circles away.

That's two minutes gone in the round.

Lackenmeier moves into range and clinches up with Boy.
Lackenmeier misses with a knee to the head.
Bjarno Lackenmeier has scored more points in the clinch so far.
The fighters are starting to get sweaty, which will make takedowns a bit more tricky.
Lackenmeier lands a good knee to the midsection. Boy won't want to take too many of those.
A knee to the head by Lackenmeier.
Lackenmeier with a knee to the head.
Lackenmeier putting his Muay Thai to good use. He has Boy in a tight clinch and is doing some damage with knees to the body.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Lackenmeier lands a good knee to the midsection. Boy won't want to take too many of those.
Lackenmeier with the Thai clinch, lands a knee to the head.
Lackenmeier lands a good knee to the midsection. Boy won't want to take too many of those.
Lackenmeier lands a good knee to the midsection. Boy won't want to take too many of those.
Lackenmeier lands a good knee to the midsection. Boy won't want to take too many of those.
Boy takes an elbow to the temple.
Lackenmeier crunches a lovely knee into Boy's ribcage.
Lackenmeier is really dominating this fight. Is there anything that Boy can do to turn this around?
Lackenmeier lands a knee to the body.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Lackenmeier landing some nice looking knees to the body.
Lackenmeier landing knees to the head.
Lackenmeier unloads a knee to the mid-section. Boy lets out a prehistoric sounding urrrrgh.
Boy takes a knee to the side of the body.
A knee to the head by Lackenmeier.
Lackenmeier lands a knee to the body.
Knees in the clinch landing for Lackenmeier.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Boy takes an elbow to the temple.
Lackenmeier unloads a knee to the mid-section.
Lackenmeier landing knees to the body. They look like they could hurt.
Lackenmeier connects with a knee to the head.
Lackenmeier scores a nice knee to the body.
Lackenmeier lands a knee to the body.
Boy takes a knee to the side of the body.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Lackenmeier is trying to wear down his opponent with knees to the body.
Lackenmeier connects with a knee to the head.
Lackenmeier with the Thai clinch, lands a knee to the head.
A knee to the head by Lackenmeier.
Boy jumps guard but his hands slip and he falls flat on his back. Well, he's made himself look a right mug there, as Lackenmeier walks away with a smile on his face. Boy gets slowly back to his feet and shakes his head.

Boy tries to keep at a distance but Lackenmeier has taken the fight into the clinch.
Lackenmeier lands a knee to the head.
Knees to the body from Lackenmeier.
Boy takes a knee to the side of the body.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Lackenmeier is trying to wear down his opponent with knees to the body.
Lackenmeier unloads a knee to the mid-section.
Lackenmeier scores a nice knee to the body.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Bjarno Lackenmeier dominated that second round.
The cut man is working on Skinny Boy's cut.
The fighters' corners scream their final instructions, as the referee calls time. Here we go, back to the action! This is the final round!

Lackenmeier wants to clinch.
Lackenmeier tries to clinch there but Boy circles away.

Lackenmeier has taken the fight to the clinch.
Boy blocks a knee to the body. He'll have a nicely bruised forearm in the morning.
Lackenmeier is trying to wear down his opponent with knees to the body.
Lackenmeier lands a nice knee to the body.
Lackenmeier landing knees to the head.
Boy is trying to force a seperation but Lackenmeier has the dominant position.
Kneeeeees! The crowd are calling for knees to the body. Lackenmeier obliges.
Boy takes a big intake of breath there - he's definitely tired.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Boy takes a knee to the side of the body.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Lackenmeier unloads a knee to the mid-section.
Lackenmeier using the Thai clinch to land knees to the body.
Lackenmeier landing knees to the body. They look like they could hurt.
Lackenmeier lands a knee to the head.
Lackenmeier utilising his Muay Thai to score with a knee to the body.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Lackenmeier working Boy over with knees to the body.
Lackenmeier utilising his Muay Thai to score with a knee to the body.

Lackenmeier escapes the clinch and we're back to striking.
Lackenmeier is looking to clinch.
Lackenmeier tries to clinch but Boy moves out of range.
Lackenmeier misses with a kick to the body.
Skinny Boy has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!

That's two minutes gone in the round.

Lackenmeier has taken the fight to the clinch.
Knees to the body from Lackenmeier.
Boy tries to pull guard but Lackenmeier won't allow it.
A head punch on the inside from Boy fails to land.
Lackenmeier scores a nice knee to the body.
Lackenmeier with the Thai clinch, lands a knee to the head.
Lackenmeier working Boy over with knees to the body.
Lackenmeier scores a nice knee to the body.
Lackenmeier scores a nice knee to the body.
Lackenmeier unloads a knee to the mid-section.
Lackenmeier landing knees to the body.
Lackenmeier comes over the top with an elbow. That landed flush.
Lackenmeier working Boy over with knees to the body.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
A knee to the head by Lackenmeier.
Lackenmeier landing knees to the head.
Lackenmeier tries a knee to the head but Boy blocks it.
Knees to the body from Lackenmeier.
Lackenmeier comes over the top with an elbow. That landed flush.
Lackenmeier lands a good knee to the midsection. Boy won't want to take too many of those.
Lackenmeier landing knees to the body.
Lackenmeier connects with a knee to the head.
Lackenmeier landing knees to the body. They look like they could hurt.
Lackenmeier lands a nice knee to the body.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Boy takes an elbow to the forehead.
Lackenmeier connects with a nasty looking knee right to Boy's face.
Lackenmeier unloads a knee to the mid-section.
Knees in the clinch landing for Lackenmeier.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Kneeeeees! The crowd are calling for knees to the body. Lackenmeier obliges.
Kneeeeees! The crowd are calling for knees to the body. Lackenmeier obliges.
Boy takes a knee to the side of the body.
Lackenmeier scores a nice knee to the body.
Lackenmeier landing knees to the body. They look like they could hurt.
Boy tries to jump guard but he falls flat on his backside. Lackenmeier smiles and moves away.
Lackenmeier tries to close the distance and clinch up against the cage but Boy paws at him with a jab and circles away.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Lackenmeier throws a head kick that looked like it stung.
Bjarno Lackenmeier is fighting for a decision here - he's started to take the cautious approach.
Lackenmeier connects with an inside leg kick.

And that's the end of the fight!
Bjarno Lackenmeier showed his dominance in that final round.
Well Lackenmeier has outscored his opponent in every aspect of the fight today. Only a scarily incompetent judge or two will keep him from a well deserved win... Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Daniel Cesar scores the fight 30:24
Judge Mauricio Rocha scores the fight 30:24
Judge Paulo Santos scores the fight 30:24

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Bjarno Lackenmeier!
Bjarno Lackenmeier thanked the fans post fight for their support.