PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a featherweight MMA rules bout between Richard Dawkins (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Roll Fizzlebeef (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Dawkins comes into the arena with Prong - Snap Your Fingers, Snap Your Neck blaring out of the sound system. Fizzlebeef has chosen Tech N9ne - I'm a Playa as his entrance music. These two fighters really are very evenly matched on the feet - it will be fascinating to see who can assert themselves in that aspect of the fight.

Dawkins
vs
Fizzlebeef

170 cm
31
159 lbs
24 - 10 - 0

174 cm
37
153 lbs
29 - 11 - 2

Abu Dhabi Champ
World class boxer
Insanely flexible

ADCC Champion
Excellent boxer
Good gas tank

Convicted Trap House
Conviction

TFP Graphics - Pit Inc

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the featherweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 24 - 10 - 0, fighting out of Amsterdam, Richard Dawkins!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 29 - 11 - 2, fighting out of Amsterdam, Roll Fizzlebeef!
The judges for this bout are Ian Loll, Elvis Blanc and Gregory Folan.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
A slapping leg kick lands for Dawkins.
Roll Fizzlebeef seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Dawkins misses the shot to the body.

Fizzlebeef shoots in and gets a takedown into Dawkins's guard.
We must be close to a standup if these guys don't pick up the pace.

Dawkins escapes his hips to the side and looks to be working for an armbar. Fizzlebeef gives him a little smile and shakes his head. No chance.
Fizzlebeef working from the guard for now, landing some ground and pound.
Fizzlebeef with a couple of shots to the head there. Not particularly brutal.
Fizzlebeef working some ground and pound from guard but it's not doing any damage.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Fizzlebeef trying to control the position from guard on top but Dawkins is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.
There's a bit of a scramble here and now Dawkins is on top in guard.
Dawkins wants to control from the top but Fizzlebeef keeps moving.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Dawkins working some ground and pound from guard but it's not doing any damage.
Fizzlebeef manages to land a sweep and now he's in mount on top!

That's one minute gone in the round.
Fizzlebeef lands a heavy elbow.
Fizzlebeef dominating with strikes here.
Fizzlebeef is landing with some decent strikes but Dawkins is trying to advance his position so the referee is letting the fight continue.
Dawkins is in all sorts of trouble here.
Fizzlebeef breaks from Dawkins's wrist control and lands an elbow.

Dawkins is rocked!
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Oooooh, big shot lands for Fizzlebeef! Dawkins is hurt baaadly! Fizzlebeef is firing away with more strikes - Dawkins is covering up... the ref is warning him to do something. He's just covering up though still and the ref has to step in to end the fight! This one is all over!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:45 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Roll Fizzlebeef!
After winning the bout, Roll Fizzlebeef thanked all his fans and promised he'd do even better in his next fight. The crowd seemed to love his humility.