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Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between The Dos Equis Guy (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Budo Rei (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Rei has chosen Alice in Chains - No Excuses as his entrance music, which hasn't gone down very well with the crowd. The Dos Equis Guy could well score a knockout today. He has the power to get to Budo Rei's chin.
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243 lbs
25 - 6 - 0 |
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233 lbs
21 - 9 - 0 |
Good wrestling
World class boxer
Insanely flexible |
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World class MT
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
25 - 6 - 0, fighting out of Montreal, The Dos Equis Guy!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
21 - 9 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Budo Rei!
The judges for this bout are Frank Antenori, and Don Winkell.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Dos Equis Guy looking to land some kicks to the body here.
Dos Equis Guy tries to clinch but is not successful on this occasion.
Dos Equis Guy throws a push kick but Rei slaps the foot to one side.
Rei misses with a low kick.
Dos Equis Guy throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
That's a knee to de groin and it's over and out! Rei crumples to the ground after an illegal strike from Dos Equis Guy - the referee stops the clock and Rei gets 5 minutes to recover from that one. "I'm sorry" says Dos Equis Guy. Rei manages to get back to his feet and the fight resumes.
Dos Equis Guy lands with a nice body kick.
Dos Equis Guy works Rei's body with a nice hook.
Dos Equis Guy ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Rei moves away.
A looping hook to the body misses from Dos Equis Guy. Rei does a little dance to reset his feet.
Rei tries to land a front kick but Dos Equis Guy steps back. That was a bit too telegraphed.
Rei tries to close the distance and clinch up but Dos Equis Guy swats him away and circles back towards the center.
Rei has a nice red mark on his side after a thudding body kick by Dos Equis Guy.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Dos Equis Guy looking to land some kicks to the body here.
Dos Equis Guy tries to land a leg kick but Rei saw it coming and moves away.
Rei swings for the body but Dos Equis Guy moves out of range.
Dos Equis Guy lands with a straight right. Rei didn't see that one coming.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Dos Equis Guy scores with a head kick.
It looks like Budo Rei has been cut.
Dos Equis Guy misses with a body kick.
Rei connects with a crisp jab.
Dos Equis Guy looks to score with a combo but nothing lands.
Rei wants to land a leg kick but Dos Equis Guy is out of range.
Dos Equis Guy looking to throw a kick but he's pulled out of it.
Dos Equis Guy looking to take his opponent's legs away with the low kicks.
Rei swings for the body but Dos Equis Guy moves out of range.
Rei misses with a low kick.
Dos Equis Guy throws a body punch but Rei moves out of range.
Dos Equis Guy connects with the punch.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Rei throws a low kick but Dos Equis Guy avoids it.
Dos Equis Guy buckles his opponent's knee momentarily with a nice leg kick.
Rei throws a body punch but Dos Equis Guy moves out of range.
Nice body kick there by Dos Equis Guy.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Dos Equis Guy gets off balance looking for a body kick
and Rei counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head.
Dos Equis Guy cracks a nice hook into Rei's ribs.
Dos Equis Guy throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Rei on the wrong end of a kick to the body.
Like a baseball bat into the meat of his leg there - nice leg kick by Dos Equis Guy.
Rei looks winded!
Dos Equis Guy takes a step towards his opponent and connects with a left hand, before circling away.
Dos Equis Guy keeps the fight on the outside.
Dos Equis Guy looks to land a body kick but Rei moved away.
Rei fails with an attempt to clinch.
Dos Equis Guy scores with a jab to the jaw of his opponent.
Dos Equis Guy is looking to wear down Rei with body shots, infact he's throwing more body shots than head shots at the moment.
Rei throws out a token jab with nothing on it.
Oooooooooooh, not good. A low kick from Rei lands where it shouldn't have, right in the... well, you know what he did? He kicked him in the penis. He's injured, injured bad. The referee sends both fighters to their corners and Dos Equis Guy has 5 minutes to recover. He's OK now though... a thumbs up from Dos Equis Guy and we're back underway with a touch of gloves.
Dos Equis Guy takes a body punch that cleary hurt but he's trying not to show any weakness.
Rei is moving around nicely and scores here with a single head shot.
Rei has his front leg slapped to the side - a nice low kick landing there from Dos Equis Guy.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Dos Equis Guy throws a nice inside leg kick.
Dos Equis Guy lands with a nice low kick. That'll leave a bruise.
Dos Equis Guy avoids a lazy jab quite easily.
Dos Equis Guy wings a very wild body shot but it does the job and lands to the midsection.
Dos Equis Guy fakes low and throws an overhand right that catches Rei on the side of the head.
The sound of bone on bone echoes around the arena as Rei checks a leg kick.
Rei shapes like he's going to throw a leg kick but settles back down.
The fight stays on the outside here - Rei looks like he's thinking about clinching though.
A nice combination there by Dos Equis Guy.
That has opened up Budo Rei's cut even more.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
A slapping leg kick lands for Dos Equis Guy.
Dos Equis Guy scores with a leg kick.
Dos Equis Guy thows a body shot but no joy.
Rei avoids a kick to the body.
Rei throws a wild body kick that Dos Equis Guy sees coming a mile off.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Dos Equis Guy throws a quick inside leg kick.
Dos Equis Guy avoids a kick to the body.
Rei just misses with a punch to the body.
Rei avoids the head kick by Dos Equis Guy.
Rei misses with a kick to the body.
Rei throws a leg kick but he was too far away and it doesn't land.
Dos Equis Guy takes a kick to the side of the head.
Dos Equis Guy takes the fight into the clinch.
Dos Equis Guy pushes Rei back against the cage and unloads with a body punch.
Dos Equis Guy tries to land a knee to the head but misses.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Dos Equis Guy lands a right hand.
Dos Equis Guy blocking some punches.
Dos Equis Guy lands a left hand that snaps the head of Rei backwards.
Dos Equis Guy lands with a quick shot inside that doesn't really do much damage.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
The Dos Equis Guy dominated that round.
The cut man is working on Budo Rei's cut.
Well, the break between rounds is over. Let's get back to the scrappin!
Rei takes a shot right to the bread basket.
Dos Equis Guy darts in and clinches Rei up against the cage.
A head punch on the inside from Rei fails to land.
Dos Equis Guy misses with a knee to the head.
Dos Equis Guy lands a right hand.
Dos Equis Guy cracks Rei with a nice body shot.
Rei blocks a punch to the side of the head.
Dos Equis Guy softening up his opponent with strikes, against the cage.
Dos Equis Guy lands a body punch - he's looking to wear down Rei.
Dos Equis Guy misses with some punches.
Dos Equis Guy can't find room to land a body shot as Rei controls the action.
Dos Equis Guy lands a shoulder strike that jolts his opponent's head backwards.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Rei blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
Dos Equis Guy tries to land a knee to the head but misses.
Rei wants to break free. God knows he wants to breaaaak freeee.
Rei tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Dos Equis Guy's elbow.
Rei tries to throw a body punch but Dos Equis Guy avoids it by throwing Rei back against the cage.
That's one minute gone in the round.
A nice right hand lands inside from Dos Equis Guy.
Rei is rocked!
Dos Equis Guy tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Dos Equis Guy.
Rei lands with a right to the head.
Dos Equis Guy swings wildly with an uppercut but Rei uses good head movement to avoid it.
Rei has a couple of punches blocked by Dos Equis Guy.
Dos Equis Guy misses with a short punch on the inside.
Dos Equis Guy misses with a punch to the body.
Dos Equis Guy blocks an uppercut.
Rei tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
Rei lands a right uppercut that snaps the head of Dos Equis Guy backwards.
Rei can't find room to land a body shot as Dos Equis Guy controls the action.
Dos Equis Guy blocks a punch to the side of the head.
Rei's leg has a nasty welt from taking a succession of leg kicks. That must be slowing him down.
A head punch on the inside from Dos Equis Guy fails to land.
Dos Equis Guy cracks Rei with a nice body shot.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Rei's head jolts backwards as he takes an uppercut right on the button!
The cut above Budo Rei's eye is starting to cause him problems now.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Rei.
Dos Equis Guy lands with a light punch inside.
Dos Equis Guy scores with an uppercut up the middle.
Rei is still on wobbly legs! Can Dos Equis Guy finish him?
Dos Equis Guy is really dominating this fight. Is there anything that Rei can do to turn this around?
The fighters are starting to perspire pretty heavily.
Dos Equis Guy drops Rei onto one knee with a big uppercut from the clinch! Rei is propped up by the cage and works his way back to his feet!
Dos Equis Guy misses with the head strike.
Dos Equis Guy blocking some punches.
Rei misses with a hook from the clinch.
Dos Equis Guy struggles to land a body shot inside as Rei controls his hands.
The Dos Equis Guy has scored more points in the clinch so far.
Rei fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Rei stalling in the clinch but Dos Equis Guy improves position.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Dos Equis Guy.
Rei seems to have recovered his senses.
Rei prevents a body shot from Dos Equis Guy.
Dos Equis Guy tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
Dos Equis Guy scores with a shoulder strike.
Budo Rei's cut is absolute horrible now. This looks like something out of a horror film with blood covering both fighters.
Rei is trying to break free.
A hook to the body from Dos Equis Guy.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Dos Equis Guy working Rei over with knees to the body.
Rei is breathing heavily.
Rei blocks a body shot from Dos Equis Guy.
Dos Equis Guy trying to land knees to the body.
Dos Equis Guy struggles to land a body shot inside as Rei controls his hands.
Dos Equis Guy lands a body punch.
A short left from Dos Equis Guy.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Dos Equis Guy has a couple of punches blocked by Rei.
Dos Equis Guy tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
Dos Equis Guy lands a right hand.
A frustrated look appears on Rei's face as he tries to break the clinch.
Dos Equis Guy tries a body shot but Rei blocks it.
Dos Equis Guy lands with a good tight uppercut to the head.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Rei.
Dos Equis Guy lands a body shot.
Dos Equis Guy is looking to score with knees to the body. Maybe he'll change it up and go body then head. Rei is defending well for now.
Rei can't find room to land a body shot as Dos Equis Guy controls the action.
Rei working some nice short punches in the clinch.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Rei has a couple of punches blocked by Dos Equis Guy.
Rei has a couple of punches blocked by Dos Equis Guy.
Dos Equis Guy lands a body shot in the clinch.
Dos Equis Guy pushes Rei back against the cage and lands a hook to the side of the head.
Dos Equis Guy tries to land a knee to the body but he is off balance and Rei avoids it.
Dos Equis Guy lands with a left to the head.
Rei prevents a body shot from Dos Equis Guy.
Dos Equis Guy blocking some punches.
Rei blocking some punches.
Dos Equis Guy pushes Rei back against the cage and lands a hook to the side of the head.
The referee calls the doctor in to look at Budo Rei's cut. Oh no, the doctor has called an end to the bout!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 4:46 of round 2, we have a winner by way of TKO (Cut). The Dos Equis Guy!
The Dos Equis Guy gave a mention to Hell's Balls Recovery (160) in his post fight interview. That will please them (and hopefully generate some sales).
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energy
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hype
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pop
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RATING
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