PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between The Munster (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Jack Bauer (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Bauer has chosen I Stand Alone by Godsmack as his entrance music. Both fighters look fresh as a daisy as they make their way towards the cage.

Munster
vs
Bauer

198 cm
30
262 lbs
14 - 3 - 0

191 cm
31
270 lbs
27 - 17 - 1

Good wrestling
World class boxer
Insanely flexible

Good wrestler
World class boxer
Knockout power

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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 14 - 3 - 0, fighting out of Montreal, The Munster!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 27 - 17 - 1, fighting out of Montreal, Jack Bauer!
The judges for this bout are Elvis Blanc, Gregory Folan and Trevor Gratis.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Bauer feints a straight left to the body, then turns around with a flashy move and hits Munsters jaw with a dramatic spinning back fist!

It looks like The Munster has been cut.
Munster lands a jab-cross combination.

It looks like Jack Bauer has been cut.
Bauer throws a lazy right hand but Munster sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.

Bauer gets in close and instigates a clinch.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Bauer stalling.
Munster goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
Bauer lands a left hand.
Bauer tries to throw a body punch but Munster avoids it by throwing Bauer back against the cage.
Bauer working aggressively here.
Munster lands a right hand.
Bauer stalling in the clinch.
Munster tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Bauer lands a right uppercut that snaps the head of Munster backwards.
Munster misses with a shot to the kidneys.
Munster lands with a quick shot inside that doesn't really do much damage.
Bauer struggles to land a body shot inside as Munster controls his hands.
Munster goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
Munster lands a body punch in the clinch.
Munster lands with a right to the head.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Bauer blocks a body shot from Munster.
Bauer misses with a punch to the body.
A short right from Munster on the inside.
Bauer lands a shoulder strike that jolts his opponent's head backwards.
Bauer controlling the action here for a moment.
Bauer tries to stall but Munster uses the opportunity to gain a better position.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Munster.
Munster lands a left hand.
Munster lands on the inside with an uppercut.
Munster tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
A real battle for position is taking place between these two warriors.
Munster prevents a takedown attempt there.
Bauer drops down for a takedown but doesn't get it.
Munster throws a blind hook that connects with the side of Bauers head.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Munster is working Bauer over against the cage.
Bauer throws a head punch that misses.
Munster lands with a short head shot on the inside.
Munster scores with a shot to the side of Bauer's head.
Munster lands a hook to the body. It's hard to tell if that hurt Bauer or not.
Bauer looks winded!
Munster is leaning against Bauer and scores with a nice uppercut to the body.
Good body shot from Munster.
Munster lands punches inside but they're not really causing much damage.
Good body shot from Munster.
Munster lands a body punch in the clinch.

Munster drops Bauer onto one knee with a big uppercut from the clinch! Bauer is propped up by the cage and works his way back to his feet!

Bauer is rocked!
Munster lands an uppercut.
Bauer is still on wobbly legs! Can Munster finish him?
Munster lands a body shot.
Munster creates some distance for himselfand unleashes a massive uppercut that sends Bauer's eyes rolling into the back of his head! Bauer drops to his knees and Munster pours it on with more strikes until the referee steps in to end the bout!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3:55 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). The Munster!
The Munster very nearly forgot to thank STEEL PENN'S 160 OF STEEL $50 Rio amongst all the excitement of his win but just as the interview came to a close, he screamed their name. Hopefully he'll get a few nice freebies in the mail as a thank you.