PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Badr Hari (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and TheNewYork Dumbass (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). These two fighters really are very evenly matched on the feet - it will be fascinating to see who can assert themselves in that aspect of the fight.

Hari
vs
Dumbass

197 cm
25
270 lbs
0 - 2 - 0

187 cm
19
273 lbs
3 - 0 - 0

BJJ White Belt
Solid Muay Thai
KO power

BJJ White Belt
Dangerous knees
Granite chin

Brute

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 0 - 2 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Badr Hari!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 3 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, TheNewYork Dumbass!
The judges for this bout are Alan Glass, George Francis and Stewart Dunkirk.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Hari throws a looping left and ducks down for a takedown. He's got his arms around Dumbass's waist but Dumbass gets an underhook and avoids the takedown by throwing Hari off to one side.
Dumbass should think about turning a few of those tyres round his middle into muscle if he wants people to take him seriously as an athlete.
Hari shoots for a takedown but Dumbass saw that one coming a mile off and avoided it easily.
Dumbass tries to clinch up.
Hari shoots in with a takedown attempt and he has Dumbass pinned against the cage. Dumbass gets the underhooks and manages to circle away.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Badr Hari. That's going to take a lot out of him.
A telegraphed takedown attempt from Hari is defended easily by Dumbass.
Dumbass scores with a nice one two combo and darts back out of range to avoid anything coming in the opposite direction.

It looks like Badr Hari has been cut.

Hari clinches up with Dumbass and pushes him back against the cage.
Dumbass misses with a hook from the clinch.
A short right hand to the side of the head by Dumbass.
Dumbass misses with a hook to the ribs.
Dumbass working aggressively here.
Hari tries to work over Dumbass's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Dumbass misses with a short punch on the inside.
Dumbass prevents a body shot from Hari.

That's one minute gone in the round.

Hari's corner calls for him to break the clinch, which he does.
TheNewYork Dumbass seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
A jab from Dumbass finds it's way through Hari's defenses.
Dumbass tries to close the distance and clinch but Hari swats him to one side with an open hand palm strike and circles away.
Dumbass misses with a body shot.

Dumbass closes the distance and pushes Hari back into the cage.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Hari.
Dumbass tries to work over Hari's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
Dumbass scores with an uppercut up the middle.
Hari tries to take the fight to the ground by pulling guard but can't manage it.
Dumbass taking a breather.

Hari breaks the clinch.
Dumbass fakes a head shot and lands one to the body.
Dumbass's corner calls for a 1-2. Dumbass obliges with the 1 part as he scores the single shot and moves back out of range.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
The fight stays on the outside here - Dumbass looks like he's thinking about clinching though.
Dumbass works Hari's body with a nice hook.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Dumbass scores with a reasonable looking shot to the body. Hari doesn't seem bothered though.
Dumbass fakes a head shot and lands one to the body.
Some wild striking there from Dumbass.
Dumbass displays good takedown defense there as he swats away a double leg from Hari.
Hari is breathing heavily.
Dumbass jabs at Hari's body.

Dumbass closes the distance and pushes Hari back into the cage.
Dumbass misses with some punches.
Hari tries to pull guard but Dumbass holds him up against the cage and eventually Hari drops back down to his feet.
Dumbass gets double underhooks to prevent a takedown attempt from Hari.
Hari is looking to take this one to the mat.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Dumbass keeps control of Hari as he tries to wriggle out of the double underhooks.
Dumbass has a couple of punches blocked by Hari.
Hari jumps guard but Dumbass turns him against the cage and keeps the fight standing.
Dumbass lands with a good tight uppercut to the head.
Dumbass with the Thai clinch. He's looking to land a big knee but he's not managed it this time.

Hari pushes off and circles away, back to the middle of the mat.
TheNewYork Dumbass is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.

Hari moves into the clinch successfully.
Hari drops to a knee looking for a takedown but Dumbass gets the underhooks and prevents it.
Hari is trying to break free.
A short right from Dumbass on the inside.
Hari blocking some punches.
Dumbass misses with a hook to the ribs.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Nice body punch from Dumbass - that landed with a thud.
Dumbass scores with a nice hook to the head.
A short right from Dumbass on the inside.
Dumbass misses with a hook from the clinch.
Dumbass lands on the inside with an uppercut.
The referee calls for Hari to work.
Dumbass lands with a light punch inside.
Dumbass tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Dumbass tries a body shot but Hari blocks it.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Dumbass scores with a hook to the body.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
A head punch on the inside from Dumbass fails to land.
Hari fails to pull guard.
Hari tries to circle away but Dumbass has him pinned against the cage.
Dumbass with an attempt at a knee that misses.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

TheNewYork Dumbass dominated that round.
The cut man is working on Badr Hari's cut.
The fighters get back to their feet, the hooter sounds and we're back to the action!

Dumbass drops Hari with a beautiful combination! Hari stares up at his opponent, who ushers him back to his feet - Dumbass is looking for the KO!
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Hari fakes high and shoots in for a takedown but Dumbass avoids it really well and circles away.
Hari pushes Dumbass away with a front kick.
Hari circles away from the clinch attempt.
Hari will need to tighten up his combinations if he doesn't want to gas himself out, swinging at thin air.

Dumbass gets a clinch.
Dumbass fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Hari unloads a knee to the mid-section. Dumbass lets out a prehistoric sounding urrrrgh.
Hari wants a takedown.
Dumbass lands with a short shot to the head.
A right hand to the body from Dumbass.
Hari lands a hook that snaps the head of Dumbass backwards.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Hari wants a takedown.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Badr Hari. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Both fighters are absolutely exhausted here.
Dumbass makes some space for himself and lands an uppercut.
Hari is working hard here but doesn't seem to be able to control effectively, up against the cage.
Dumbass misses with a hook to the ribs.
A quick uppercut on the inside from Dumbass.
Dumbass tries to throw a body punch but Hari avoids it by throwing Dumbass back against the cage.
Hari tries to pull guard but Dumbass forces him back to his feet, against the cage.
Dumbass swings away with an uppercut that misses.
A head punch on the inside from Dumbass fails to land.
The fighters are starting to get sweaty, which will make takedowns a bit more tricky.
Hari is working for a takedown up against the cage. He can't get it on this occasion though.
Dumbass tries a body shot but Hari blocks it.
Hari crunches a lovely knee into Dumbass's ribcage.
Hari is looking for a takedown up against the cage. Dumbass gets underhooks though and prevents the takedown attempt.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Dumbass.

Hari manages to break the clinch.
Dumbass stuffs the takedown attempt from Hari. Hari gets slowly back to his feet.
Hari tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Dumbass was well out of range. Poor timing from Hari.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Dumbass lands a right hook to the body.
Dumbass comes forward and lands a shot to the body, then darts back out of range.
Hari avoids the clinch attempt nicely.
Hari has his head slapped from side to side by a 3 punch combination. That must have hurt him.
Hari takes a body punch that cleary hurt but he's trying not to show any weakness.
Hari keeps the fight on the outside.
Dumbass lands a really nice looking cross but Hari seems unphased.
Badr Hari is looking to throw some combinations by the looks of things.
Hari keeps the fight on the outside.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Dumbass wings a very wild body shot but it does the job and lands to the midsection.
Dumbass scores with a crisp jab that stopped Hari in his tracks.
This is turning into a torrid day at the office for Hari. He's trying desperately to land a takedown but he's failing miserably and getting slapped silly on the feet to compound his misery.
Dumbass scores with a nice head shot.

Hari is rocked!

Dumbass gets to the clinch - let's see what his plan is here.
Oh Hari is still all over the place! His legs are completely gone! Will he be able to recover?!!
Dumbass lands a shot to the body.
Dumbass is working Hari over against the cage.
We're hearing some news coming in from back stage. It's official - Dumbass has eaten all the pies!
Dumbass unloads with a big right hand that wobbles Hari! He's leaning against the cage trying to keep his feet but Dumbass is unloading with more strikes now! Hari drops to his knees and the referee stops the fight for a TKO!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3:26 of round 2, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). TheNewYork Dumbass!