PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a light heavyweight MMA rules bout between Bones Jones (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and John Wain (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Wain has chosen Bring the Noise as his entrance music, which hasn't gone down very well with the crowd. John Wain is the more experienced fighter, so let's see if that makes a difference tonight.

Jones
vs
Wain

188 cm
23
215 lbs
6 - 1 - 0

196 cm
29
204 lbs
10 - 5 - 0

BJJ Blue Belt
Excellent boxer
Cardio machine

Good takedowns
Counter fighter
Solid chin

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the light heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 6 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Sydney, Bones Jones!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 10 - 5 - 0, fighting out of Sydney, John Wain!
The judges for this bout are Damien Edna, Eliza Hachem and Summer Carpenter.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Jones throws the left hand but Wain avoids the punch easily.
Jones lands with a straight right. Wain didn't see that one coming.
Jones bobbing and weaving, closes the distance and lands a hook to the side of Wain's head.
Jones cracks Wain with an open hand slap.
Jones goes to the watering hole and comes back with a big thumbs up from the judges as he scores a three punch combo.
Jones misses with the combination.
Jones misses with a two punch combination.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Jones changes levels and scores with a jab to the body.
Wain throws an overhand right that lands on Jones's shoulder, as Jones tries to avoid the shot.
A cross from Jones lands.

It looks like John Wain has been cut.
Nice uppercut there from Jones.
A swing and a miss from Jones.
Jones throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Wain sees it coming and avoids it easily.
Jones ducks under a wild hook from Wain.
Bones Jones seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Jones scores with a jab to the body.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Jones scores with a straight right hand, right through his opponent's guard.
Jones fails to land with a series of punches.
Jones scores with a jab to the head.
Wain gets caught by a brutal right hook which buckles his knees! Wain tries to backpedal with his spaghettilegs but Jones is headhunting and goes for the kill. A jab and a right hook connect and Wain buckles badly as his eyes roll back. The referee steps in and saves Wain!! Wain is complaining but he was clearly out on his feet. Jones throws his mouthpiece into the crowd. Mmmm spit-tastic.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:19 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Bones Jones!
A relieved looking Bones Jones thanked the fans for their support and gave the usual line about them being amazing. They seemed to believe that he actually meant it.